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Kumail Nanjiani

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Piper? I hardly even know her

Piper? I hardly even know her

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Kumail Nanjiani

1,063,816 views • 1 year ago

Fitting for a 9/11 joke to bomb instead of landing, no?

Fitting for a 9/11 joke to bomb instead of landing, no?

Kumail Nanjiani

621,968 views • 1 year ago

You heard that right. I’m coming back to standup. for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 9/20. . . . . .Washington, D.C. ✶ 9/21. . . . . . Philadelphia ✶ 10/4. . . . . .Atlanta ✶ 10/26. . . . .Austin ✶ 11/15. . . . . Madison ✶ 11/16. . . . . Minneapolis ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

You heard that right. I’m coming back to standup. for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 9/20. . . . . .Washington, D.C. ✶ 9/21. . . . . . Philadelphia ✶ 10/4. . . . . .Atlanta ✶ 10/26. . . . .Austin ✶ 11/15. . . . . Madison ✶ 11/16. . . . . Minneapolis ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Kumail Nanjiani

425,208 views • 2 years ago

TLDR Superman's horny

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TLDR Superman's horny

Kumail Nanjiani

283,135 views • 1 year ago

This is the full video of Emily secretly taping me while I tried to teach her cricket. (Don’t worry. It’s only 22 seconds long.)

This is the full video of Emily secretly taping me while I tried to teach her cricket. (Don’t worry. It’s only 22 seconds long.)

Kumail Nanjiani

330,777 views • 2 years ago

We are complicated people. We want to play complicated people. Remarks for The Hollywood Reporter (The Hollywood Reporter) Raising Our Voices event. Hi Annette Bening 👋

We are complicated people. We want to play complicated people. Remarks for The Hollywood Reporter (The Hollywood Reporter) Raising Our Voices event. Hi Annette Bening 👋

Kumail Nanjiani

179,119 views • 1 year ago

Let's separate the murder from the murderer for a second here. Happy Halloween!

Let's separate the murder from the murderer for a second here. Happy Halloween!

Kumail Nanjiani

163,043 views • 1 year ago

Let me slip into something a little more... uncomfortable

Let me slip into something a little more... uncomfortable

Kumail Nanjiani

132,225 views • 1 year ago

Has anyone ever stopped to think about the phenomenon of cyan ✶ 9/20. . . . . .Washington, D.C. ✶ 9/21. . . . . . Philadelphia ✶ 10/4. . . . . .Atlanta ✶ 10/26. . . . .Austin ✶ 11/15. . . . . Madison ✶ 11/16. . . . . Minneapolis ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Has anyone ever stopped to think about the phenomenon of cyan ✶ 9/20. . . . . .Washington, D.C. ✶ 9/21. . . . . . Philadelphia ✶ 10/4. . . . . .Atlanta ✶ 10/26. . . . .Austin ✶ 11/15. . . . . Madison ✶ 11/16. . . . . Minneapolis ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Kumail Nanjiani

133,205 views • 1 year ago

Here's me sharing way too much with my hero Conan O’Brien Team Coco

Here's me sharing way too much with my hero Conan O’Brien Team Coco

Kumail Nanjiani

82,542 views • 1 year ago

I'd like to have a word with whomever named this substance I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

I'd like to have a word with whomever named this substance I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Kumail Nanjiani

73,748 views • 1 year ago

The internet is a cruel and tumultuous place Team Coco

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The internet is a cruel and tumultuous place Team Coco

Kumail Nanjiani

71,184 views • 1 year ago

If anyone in Atlanta can remind me if I'm forgetting anything, that would be great. Be there on October 4th. Tickets at

If anyone in Atlanta can remind me if I'm forgetting anything, that would be great. Be there on October 4th. Tickets at

Kumail Nanjiani

72,469 views • 1 year ago

There are people in my walls I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

There are people in my walls I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Kumail Nanjiani

60,394 views • 1 year ago

Chicago! Exciting news: I will be filming my new stand-up special at The Vic Theatre in March. Tickets go on presale this Wednesday (12/11) at 10 a.m. CT. Don’t miss out! All info at ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Chicago! Exciting news: I will be filming my new stand-up special at The Vic Theatre in March. Tickets go on presale this Wednesday (12/11) at 10 a.m. CT. Don’t miss out! All info at ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Kumail Nanjiani

52,267 views • 1 year ago

Vancouver! I’ll be performing at the Vogue Theatre on February 22nd in the Just for Laughs Festival (Just For Laughs VANCOUVER), and I’d love to see you there. Presale is now live with code KUMAIL. Get your tickets at ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/6. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City ✶ 3/15. . . . . .Chicago

Vancouver! I’ll be performing at the Vogue Theatre on February 22nd in the Just for Laughs Festival (Just For Laughs VANCOUVER), and I’d love to see you there. Presale is now live with code KUMAIL. Get your tickets at ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/6. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City ✶ 3/15. . . . . .Chicago

Kumail Nanjiani

45,290 views • 1 year ago

More hehes and teehees and hahahas incoming. The presale for new Doing This Again tour dates is LIVE NOW with code KUMAIL at General on sale starts Friday.

More hehes and teehees and hahahas incoming. The presale for new Doing This Again tour dates is LIVE NOW with code KUMAIL at General on sale starts Friday.

Kumail Nanjiani

42,728 views • 1 year ago

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