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Kumail Nanjiani

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I didn’t pay for twitter blue. My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on @hulu.

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Piper? I hardly even know her

Piper? I hardly even know her

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Kumail Nanjiani

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Fitting for a 9/11 joke to bomb instead of landing, no?

Fitting for a 9/11 joke to bomb instead of landing, no?

Kumail Nanjiani

621,813 次观看 • 1 年前

You heard that right. I’m coming back to standup. for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 9/20. . . . . .Washington, D.C. ✶ 9/21. . . . . . Philadelphia ✶ 10/4. . . . . .Atlanta ✶ 10/26. . . . .Austin ✶ 11/15. . . . . Madison ✶ 11/16. . . . . Minneapolis ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

You heard that right. I’m coming back to standup. for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 9/20. . . . . .Washington, D.C. ✶ 9/21. . . . . . Philadelphia ✶ 10/4. . . . . .Atlanta ✶ 10/26. . . . .Austin ✶ 11/15. . . . . Madison ✶ 11/16. . . . . Minneapolis ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Kumail Nanjiani

425,068 次观看 • 1 年前

TLDR Superman's horny

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TLDR Superman's horny

Kumail Nanjiani

282,658 次观看 • 1 年前

This is the full video of Emily secretly taping me while I tried to teach her cricket. (Don’t worry. It’s only 22 seconds long.)

This is the full video of Emily secretly taping me while I tried to teach her cricket. (Don’t worry. It’s only 22 seconds long.)

Kumail Nanjiani

330,673 次观看 • 2 年前

We are complicated people. We want to play complicated people. Remarks for The Hollywood Reporter (The Hollywood Reporter) Raising Our Voices event. Hi Annette Bening 👋

We are complicated people. We want to play complicated people. Remarks for The Hollywood Reporter (The Hollywood Reporter) Raising Our Voices event. Hi Annette Bening 👋

Kumail Nanjiani

178,932 次观看 • 1 年前

Let me slip into something a little more... uncomfortable

Let me slip into something a little more... uncomfortable

Kumail Nanjiani

131,913 次观看 • 1 年前

Here's me sharing way too much with my hero Conan O’Brien Team Coco

Here's me sharing way too much with my hero Conan O’Brien Team Coco

Kumail Nanjiani

82,350 次观看 • 1 年前

I'd like to have a word with whomever named this substance I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

I'd like to have a word with whomever named this substance I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Kumail Nanjiani

73,311 次观看 • 1 年前

The internet is a cruel and tumultuous place Team Coco

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The internet is a cruel and tumultuous place Team Coco

Kumail Nanjiani

70,716 次观看 • 1 年前

If anyone in Atlanta can remind me if I'm forgetting anything, that would be great. Be there on October 4th. Tickets at

If anyone in Atlanta can remind me if I'm forgetting anything, that would be great. Be there on October 4th. Tickets at

Kumail Nanjiani

72,469 次观看 • 1 年前

There are people in my walls I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

There are people in my walls I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Kumail Nanjiani

60,081 次观看 • 1 年前

Chicago! Exciting news: I will be filming my new stand-up special at The Vic Theatre in March. Tickets go on presale this Wednesday (12/11) at 10 a.m. CT. Don’t miss out! All info at ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Chicago! Exciting news: I will be filming my new stand-up special at The Vic Theatre in March. Tickets go on presale this Wednesday (12/11) at 10 a.m. CT. Don’t miss out! All info at ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

Kumail Nanjiani

51,690 次观看 • 1 年前

Vancouver! I’ll be performing at the Vogue Theatre on February 22nd in the Just for Laughs Festival (Just For Laughs VANCOUVER), and I’d love to see you there. Presale is now live with code KUMAIL. Get your tickets at ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/6. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City ✶ 3/15. . . . . .Chicago

Vancouver! I’ll be performing at the Vogue Theatre on February 22nd in the Just for Laughs Festival (Just For Laughs VANCOUVER), and I’d love to see you there. Presale is now live with code KUMAIL. Get your tickets at ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/6. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City ✶ 3/15. . . . . .Chicago

Kumail Nanjiani

44,565 次观看 • 1 年前

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