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Can anyone guess what disgusting country full of racist psychopaths is having this debate? (HINT: it ain’t Qatar!)

Can anyone guess what disgusting country full of racist psychopaths is having this debate? (HINT: it ain’t Qatar!)

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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! WHERE’S MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF? IS THAT IT, THERE? WHAT ABOUT OVER THERE? IS THAT MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF?! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY I SAID!!

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! WHERE’S MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF? IS THAT IT, THERE? WHAT ABOUT OVER THERE? IS THAT MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF?! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY I SAID!!

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TODAY! 1:30 Central/2:30 east coast! Surprise livestream premiere of my new podcast: The Derp With Kurp! Feat special guests Josh, & Duncan Trussell

TODAY! 1:30 Central/2:30 east coast! Surprise livestream premiere of my new podcast: The Derp With Kurp! Feat special guests Josh, & Duncan Trussell

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TheQuartering Shut the fuck up Jeremy.

TheQuartering Shut the fuck up Jeremy.

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How can anyone call Michelle Obama’s podcast “boring?” Did u not see this explosive clip of her brother low-key calling out her fat cock?!

How can anyone call Michelle Obama’s podcast “boring?” Did u not see this explosive clip of her brother low-key calling out her fat cock?!

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Hands down hottest verse of the year from deaf-mute Congolese rapper, MC Baba!

Hands down hottest verse of the year from deaf-mute Congolese rapper, MC Baba!

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Wait a minute! I think this might be fake too! If only I were an expert who could tell what’s real or fake!

Wait a minute! I think this might be fake too! If only I were an expert who could tell what’s real or fake!

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OK, wait. I think this one is definitely real.

OK, wait. I think this one is definitely real.

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New broadcast of News 4 Women! On YouTube! Edited BY a woman! Also I’ll be ⁦Hyena's Comedy⁩ this Fri and Sat in Ft Worth TX! (No women plz) link 4 tix:

New broadcast of News 4 Women! On YouTube! Edited BY a woman! Also I’ll be ⁦Hyena's Comedy⁩ this Fri and Sat in Ft Worth TX! (No women plz) link 4 tix:

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Sure I’ve had my differences with ⁦Dan Bongino⁩ and ⁦FBI Director Kash Patel⁩, but I can admit when I hear real talent! Plus they included my friend ⁦Dave Smith⁩! Sadly, I predict the black-pill doomers out there will just accuse ME of making this with AI!

Sure I’ve had my differences with ⁦Dan Bongino⁩ and ⁦FBI Director Kash Patel⁩, but I can admit when I hear real talent! Plus they included my friend ⁦Dave Smith⁩! Sadly, I predict the black-pill doomers out there will just accuse ME of making this with AI!

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Am I hallucinating or did Jon Stewart suddenly decide to stop constantly disappointing me?

Am I hallucinating or did Jon Stewart suddenly decide to stop constantly disappointing me?

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⁦nathan fielder⁩ Holy shit this is making me cry.

⁦nathan fielder⁩ Holy shit this is making me cry.

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This beautiful image that illustrates my point, about what Erica Kirk SHOULD HAVE done instead of sue, is from Costa meme bureau on FB. I just animated it and gave her some ideas for material she could do!

This beautiful image that illustrates my point, about what Erica Kirk SHOULD HAVE done instead of sue, is from Costa meme bureau on FB. I just animated it and gave her some ideas for material she could do!

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New Derp w/Kurp streaming LIVE! In an hour and 15 min or so. w/ ⁦Jamie Dlux 🛸💨⁩!

New Derp w/Kurp streaming LIVE! In an hour and 15 min or so. w/ ⁦Jamie Dlux 🛸💨⁩!

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Episode 3 of the critically acclaimed hit sitcom, “Epstein!”

Episode 3 of the critically acclaimed hit sitcom, “Epstein!”

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Reposting link to this episode bc Prof Jiang @predictivehistory looks to be exactly right about how Maduro kidnapping will play out.

Reposting link to this episode bc Prof Jiang @predictivehistory looks to be exactly right about how Maduro kidnapping will play out.

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Move over Zohar Kravmaghandi! There’s a new rappin Brahmin in town!

Move over Zohar Kravmaghandi! There’s a new rappin Brahmin in town!

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Of course all the doomer black pill losers out there will claim “there is no evidence of a “To Catch A Predator” reboot starring Johnny Knoxville and this is “just a thing comedian Ryan O’Neill said off-handedly in the greenroom” that “kurt made AI slop out of.”

Of course all the doomer black pill losers out there will claim “there is no evidence of a “To Catch A Predator” reboot starring Johnny Knoxville and this is “just a thing comedian Ryan O’Neill said off-handedly in the greenroom” that “kurt made AI slop out of.”

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Here u go! I clipped Lewis Black’s fascinating story that clearly shows Epstein worked for Israel. Who knew Mark and Sam were better journalists than the “right wing friendly influencers” who were waving their Hasbara-tard folders around like shill speds.

Here u go! I clipped Lewis Black’s fascinating story that clearly shows Epstein worked for Israel. Who knew Mark and Sam were better journalists than the “right wing friendly influencers” who were waving their Hasbara-tard folders around like shill speds.

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Black pilled losers will claim this is just “AI slop” based on one of my dumbest standup bits! However, much like country music legend, Toby Jesus, I refuse to be a doomer!

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Black pilled losers will claim this is just “AI slop” based on one of my dumbest standup bits! However, much like country music legend, Toby Jesus, I refuse to be a doomer!

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Sorry no Derp this werp as I am replacing my laptop. In the meantime please accept this overly long preview for a fake movie I made with my phone at Skankfest. It’s called “Uncle Lazer!” My pitch: It’s like if Mad Max was an Elvis movie.

Sorry no Derp this werp as I am replacing my laptop. In the meantime please accept this overly long preview for a fake movie I made with my phone at Skankfest. It’s called “Uncle Lazer!” My pitch: It’s like if Mad Max was an Elvis movie.

52,134 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

New Derp W/Kurp is up! Feat. ⁦Dan Richards The DeDunker aka SuperSexyD⁩!

New Derp W/Kurp is up! Feat. ⁦Dan Richards The DeDunker aka SuperSexyD⁩!

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If u this clip sounds kinda bad out of context, wait til u hear how much worse it is with full context! Link:

If u this clip sounds kinda bad out of context, wait til u hear how much worse it is with full context! Link:

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Epstein! Ep 4 - PART 2

Epstein! Ep 4 - PART 2

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The Derp w/Kurp podcast has an exciting new sponsor!!

The Derp w/Kurp podcast has an exciting new sponsor!!

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Epstein! Ep 4 - PART 1

Epstein! Ep 4 - PART 1

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New Derp w/Kurp! Live at 1:30pm central!

New Derp w/Kurp! Live at 1:30pm central!

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Also new Bad Art Show is up. Bad News #6 | The Bad Art Show

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Also new Bad Art Show is up. Bad News #6 | The Bad Art Show

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Holy shit!!! This guy either just mildly stroked out, or severely came in his pants!

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Holy shit!!! This guy either just mildly stroked out, or severely came in his pants!

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