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Can anyone guess what disgusting country full of racist psychopaths is having this debate? (HINT: it ain’t Qatar!)

Can anyone guess what disgusting country full of racist psychopaths is having this debate? (HINT: it ain’t Qatar!)

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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! WHERE’S MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF? IS THAT IT, THERE? WHAT ABOUT OVER THERE? IS THAT MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF?! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY I SAID!!

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! WHERE’S MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF? IS THAT IT, THERE? WHAT ABOUT OVER THERE? IS THAT MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF?! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY I SAID!!

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TODAY! 1:30 Central/2:30 east coast! Surprise livestream premiere of my new podcast: The Derp With Kurp! Feat special guests Josh, & Duncan Trussell

TODAY! 1:30 Central/2:30 east coast! Surprise livestream premiere of my new podcast: The Derp With Kurp! Feat special guests Josh, & Duncan Trussell

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TheQuartering Shut the fuck up Jeremy.

TheQuartering Shut the fuck up Jeremy.

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Is Rosie O’Donnell actually really funny?! Bc I dont know wtf else could possibly explain this.
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Is Rosie O’Donnell actually really funny?! Bc I dont know wtf else could possibly explain this.

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What a beautiful musical tribute to a true champion of the debation-sphere! Directed by Geesh Piersingh!
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What a beautiful musical tribute to a true champion of the debation-sphere! Directed by Geesh Piersingh!

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⁦nathan fielder⁩ Holy shit this is making me cry.
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⁦nathan fielder⁩ Holy shit this is making me cry.

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Sure I’ve had my differences with ⁦Dan Bongino⁩ and ⁦FBI Director Kash Patel⁩, but I can admit when I hear real talent! Plus they included my friend ⁦Dave Smith⁩! Sadly, I predict the black-pill doomers out there will just accuse ME of making this with AI!
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Sure I’ve had my differences with ⁦Dan Bongino⁩ and ⁦FBI Director Kash Patel⁩, but I can admit when I hear real talent! Plus they included my friend ⁦Dave Smith⁩! Sadly, I predict the black-pill doomers out there will just accuse ME of making this with AI!

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216,321 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

Am I hallucinating or did Jon Stewart suddenly decide to stop constantly disappointing me?
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Am I hallucinating or did Jon Stewart suddenly decide to stop constantly disappointing me?

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This beautiful image that illustrates my point, about what Erica Kirk SHOULD HAVE done instead of sue, is from Costa meme bureau on FB. I just animated it and gave her some ideas for material she could do!
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This beautiful image that illustrates my point, about what Erica Kirk SHOULD HAVE done instead of sue, is from Costa meme bureau on FB. I just animated it and gave her some ideas for material she could do!

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New Derp w/Kurp streaming LIVE! In an hour and 15 min or so. w/ ⁦Jamie Dlux 🛸💨⁩!
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New Derp w/Kurp streaming LIVE! In an hour and 15 min or so. w/ ⁦Jamie Dlux 🛸💨⁩!

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Brittany Venti I forgot! Here is another important musical tribute to a great man!
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Brittany Venti I forgot! Here is another important musical tribute to a great man!

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Move over Zohar Kravmaghandi! There’s a new rappin Brahmin in town!
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Move over Zohar Kravmaghandi! There’s a new rappin Brahmin in town!

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Reposting link to this episode bc Prof Jiang @predictivehistory looks to be exactly right about how Maduro kidnapping will play out.
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Reposting link to this episode bc Prof Jiang @predictivehistory looks to be exactly right about how Maduro kidnapping will play out.

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67,116 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

Episode 3 of the critically acclaimed hit sitcom, “Epstein!”
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Episode 3 of the critically acclaimed hit sitcom, “Epstein!”

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Of course all the doomer black pill losers out there will claim “there is no evidence of a “To Catch A Predator” reboot starring Johnny Knoxville and this is “just a thing comedian Ryan O’Neill said off-handedly in the greenroom” that “kurt made AI slop out of.”
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Of course all the doomer black pill losers out there will claim “there is no evidence of a “To Catch A Predator” reboot starring Johnny Knoxville and this is “just a thing comedian Ryan O’Neill said off-handedly in the greenroom” that “kurt made AI slop out of.”

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Sorry no Derp this werp as I am replacing my laptop. In the meantime please accept this overly long preview for a fake movie I made with my phone at Skankfest. It’s called “Uncle Lazer!” My pitch: It’s like if Mad Max was an Elvis movie.
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Sorry no Derp this werp as I am replacing my laptop. In the meantime please accept this overly long preview for a fake movie I made with my phone at Skankfest. It’s called “Uncle Lazer!” My pitch: It’s like if Mad Max was an Elvis movie.

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52,134 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

My new comedy special “30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger” is coming out this Today, 4PM EST on YouTube. Link in bio to subscribe! GaSDigital #30MinutesWith
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My new comedy special “30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger” is coming out this Today, 4PM EST on YouTube. Link in bio to subscribe! GaSDigital #30MinutesWith

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Holy shit!!! This guy either just mildly stroked out, or severely came in his pants!
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Holy shit!!! This guy either just mildly stroked out, or severely came in his pants!

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If u this clip sounds kinda bad out of context, wait til u hear how much worse it is with full context! Link:
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If u this clip sounds kinda bad out of context, wait til u hear how much worse it is with full context! Link:

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Black pilled losers will claim this is just “AI slop” based on one of my dumbest standup bits! However, much like country music legend, Toby Jesus, I refuse to be a doomer!
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Black pilled losers will claim this is just “AI slop” based on one of my dumbest standup bits! However, much like country music legend, Toby Jesus, I refuse to be a doomer!

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New Mystery Boys tonight at 8pm central! The boys call Epstein! U read that right!!
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New Mystery Boys tonight at 8pm central! The boys call Epstein! U read that right!!

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The Derp w/Kurp podcast has an exciting new sponsor!!
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The Derp w/Kurp podcast has an exciting new sponsor!!

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28,540 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten