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Can anyone guess what disgusting country full of racist psychopaths is having this debate? (HINT: it ain’t Qatar!)

Can anyone guess what disgusting country full of racist psychopaths is having this debate? (HINT: it ain’t Qatar!)

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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! WHERE’S MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF? IS THAT IT, THERE? WHAT ABOUT OVER THERE? IS THAT MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF?! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY I SAID!!

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! WHERE’S MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF? IS THAT IT, THERE? WHAT ABOUT OVER THERE? IS THAT MY FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF?! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY I SAID!!

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TODAY! 1:30 Central/2:30 east coast! Surprise livestream premiere of my new podcast: The Derp With Kurp! Feat special guests Josh, & Duncan Trussell

TODAY! 1:30 Central/2:30 east coast! Surprise livestream premiere of my new podcast: The Derp With Kurp! Feat special guests Josh, & Duncan Trussell

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TheQuartering Shut the fuck up Jeremy.

TheQuartering Shut the fuck up Jeremy.

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Wait a minute! I think this might be fake too! If only I were an expert who could tell what’s real or fake!

Wait a minute! I think this might be fake too! If only I were an expert who could tell what’s real or fake!

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OK, wait. I think this one is definitely real.

OK, wait. I think this one is definitely real.

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What a beautiful musical tribute to a true champion of the debation-sphere! Directed by Geesh Piersingh!

What a beautiful musical tribute to a true champion of the debation-sphere! Directed by Geesh Piersingh!

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🦢 Brittany Venti the Bully I forgot! Here is another important musical tribute to a great man!

🦢 Brittany Venti the Bully I forgot! Here is another important musical tribute to a great man!

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⁦nathan fielder⁩ Holy shit this is making me cry.

⁦nathan fielder⁩ Holy shit this is making me cry.

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Sure I’ve had my differences with ⁦Dan Bongino⁩ and ⁦FBI Director Kash Patel⁩, but I can admit when I hear real talent! Plus they included my friend ⁦Dave Smith⁩! Sadly, I predict the black-pill doomers out there will just accuse ME of making this with AI!

Sure I’ve had my differences with ⁦Dan Bongino⁩ and ⁦FBI Director Kash Patel⁩, but I can admit when I hear real talent! Plus they included my friend ⁦Dave Smith⁩! Sadly, I predict the black-pill doomers out there will just accuse ME of making this with AI!

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Am I hallucinating or did Jon Stewart suddenly decide to stop constantly disappointing me?

Am I hallucinating or did Jon Stewart suddenly decide to stop constantly disappointing me?

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This beautiful image that illustrates my point, about what Erica Kirk SHOULD HAVE done instead of sue, is from Costa meme bureau on FB. I just animated it and gave her some ideas for material she could do!

This beautiful image that illustrates my point, about what Erica Kirk SHOULD HAVE done instead of sue, is from Costa meme bureau on FB. I just animated it and gave her some ideas for material she could do!

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New Derp w/Kurp streaming LIVE! In an hour and 15 min or so. w/ ⁦Jamie Dlux 🛸💨⁩!

New Derp w/Kurp streaming LIVE! In an hour and 15 min or so. w/ ⁦Jamie Dlux 🛸💨⁩!

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Move over Zohar Kravmaghandi! There’s a new rappin Brahmin in town!

Move over Zohar Kravmaghandi! There’s a new rappin Brahmin in town!

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Episode 3 of the critically acclaimed hit sitcom, “Epstein!”

Episode 3 of the critically acclaimed hit sitcom, “Epstein!”

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Reposting link to this episode bc Prof Jiang @predictivehistory looks to be exactly right about how Maduro kidnapping will play out.

Reposting link to this episode bc Prof Jiang @predictivehistory looks to be exactly right about how Maduro kidnapping will play out.

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Of course all the doomer black pill losers out there will claim “there is no evidence of a “To Catch A Predator” reboot starring Johnny Knoxville and this is “just a thing comedian Ryan O’Neill said off-handedly in the greenroom” that “kurt made AI slop out of.”

Of course all the doomer black pill losers out there will claim “there is no evidence of a “To Catch A Predator” reboot starring Johnny Knoxville and this is “just a thing comedian Ryan O’Neill said off-handedly in the greenroom” that “kurt made AI slop out of.”

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Sorry no Derp this werp as I am replacing my laptop. In the meantime please accept this overly long preview for a fake movie I made with my phone at Skankfest. It’s called “Uncle Lazer!” My pitch: It’s like if Mad Max was an Elvis movie.

Sorry no Derp this werp as I am replacing my laptop. In the meantime please accept this overly long preview for a fake movie I made with my phone at Skankfest. It’s called “Uncle Lazer!” My pitch: It’s like if Mad Max was an Elvis movie.

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Black pilled losers will claim this is just “AI slop” based on one of my dumbest standup bits! However, much like country music legend, Toby Jesus, I refuse to be a doomer!

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Black pilled losers will claim this is just “AI slop” based on one of my dumbest standup bits! However, much like country music legend, Toby Jesus, I refuse to be a doomer!

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New Mystery Boys tonight at 8pm central! The boys call Epstein! U read that right!!

New Mystery Boys tonight at 8pm central! The boys call Epstein! U read that right!!

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If u this clip sounds kinda bad out of context, wait til u hear how much worse it is with full context! Link:

If u this clip sounds kinda bad out of context, wait til u hear how much worse it is with full context! Link:

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My new comedy special “30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger” is coming out this Today, 4PM EST on YouTube. Link in bio to subscribe! GaSDigital #30MinutesWith

My new comedy special “30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger” is coming out this Today, 4PM EST on YouTube. Link in bio to subscribe! GaSDigital #30MinutesWith

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Holy shit!!! This guy either just mildly stroked out, or severely came in his pants!

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Holy shit!!! This guy either just mildly stroked out, or severely came in his pants!

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The Derp w/Kurp podcast has an exciting new sponsor!!

The Derp w/Kurp podcast has an exciting new sponsor!!

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New Derp W/Kurp is up! Feat. ⁦Dan Richards The DeDunker aka SuperSexyD⁩!

New Derp W/Kurp is up! Feat. ⁦Dan Richards The DeDunker aka SuperSexyD⁩!

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