he still does that btw. Hes just slightly arthritic and demands help with said forks. he demands this labour from women because, as explained, he is a misogynist
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hiiii here’s my outfit !! ok bye !!!!
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i forgot to say the vet was also like ‘for such a wee bird his chest is so strong’ and we had to explain that his special interest is building brutalist nests out of metal forks and that he’s becoming absolutely ripped doing this
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ok fine here’s the uncropped vid where i look ridiculous
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hi!!!!! hi hi hi !!!!!
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happy flex friday, my face is actually in this one for once
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didnt throw myself down the stairs. powered thru and got a nice pump out of it instead. love wins
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back posting but im tipsy in my hotel room and also it’s a tiktok and also you can’t hardly see my back
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beginning to develop some nice back muscles beneath those wings of mine
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WHO WAS IN THE MILFEMI TRENCHES
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rambo enjoyed treats and i enjoyed seeing what the inside of an elephants gob felt like
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🐈⬛ wait for me wife. NYC not too far
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taking back control. Here it is. im not ashamed
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goodbye everyone
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hahahahaha im sick ahahhahahaa all that effort into that prop and wig two days before con and im SICK hahahahaha
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🐈⬛ wife ……….im coming
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nvm. nvm. workout this morning was too good to feel bad. this is the epitome of femininity i have decided.
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moth brain says connection sounds nice but also says die instantly if touched. when u are so small the hand of friendship is but a looming shadow
