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Labradors, beach, lakes, baking. Attempting more retweets. “Keep your fun away from essential wayfinding assets.” (Paul, 2023)

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It’s only dogless neighbour coming home!!!! 😱🥹

It’s only dogless neighbour coming home!!!! 😱🥹

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“Don’t let your dogs out in the sun,” they say. “If it’s too hot to keep your hand down for 15 seconds don’t let your dogs on it,” they say. The dogs in question: (Front door is open ftr. It is shady and cool indoors,)

“Don’t let your dogs out in the sun,” they say. “If it’s too hot to keep your hand down for 15 seconds don’t let your dogs on it,” they say. The dogs in question: (Front door is open ftr. It is shady and cool indoors,)

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A day will come when I actually do need a sock on the loo, and on that day tink will be an absolute hero.
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A day will come when I actually do need a sock on the loo, and on that day tink will be an absolute hero.

Geoff

991,858 views • 1 year ago

One day mid-bath I will realise that I need an exceptionally small damp and tbh fairly repulsive half-chewed towel substitute for some reason and on that day Captain Loo Socks will be a hero 🖤
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One day mid-bath I will realise that I need an exceptionally small damp and tbh fairly repulsive half-chewed towel substitute for some reason and on that day Captain Loo Socks will be a hero 🖤

Geoff

216,794 views • 9 months ago

From 0 to 40 in about 121 seconds.
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From 0 to 40 in about 121 seconds.

Geoff

24,106 views • 29 days ago

full body WAG
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full body WAG

Geoff

148,602 views • 8 months ago

Attempts to establish who stole the butter continue.
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Attempts to establish who stole the butter continue.

Geoff

24,112 views • 3 months ago

I am relieved to say that mika has assets other than intelligence 💛💛💛
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I am relieved to say that mika has assets other than intelligence 💛💛💛

Geoff

10,064 views • 4 months ago

To everyone’s surprise, and as it turns out, in the full working of things and at the end of day, with all things being considered, ultimately and conclusively, farmyard hooves are STILL an outdoors-only treat-o.
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To everyone’s surprise, and as it turns out, in the full working of things and at the end of day, with all things being considered, ultimately and conclusively, farmyard hooves are STILL an outdoors-only treat-o.

Geoff

11,778 views • 1 year ago

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