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Having now seen the gameplay of the Palworld players fighting bosses, I'm starting to think the beef Pokémon fans have with Palworld is subconsciously less about Palworld itself and more about what they themselves have in comparison and have to pretend to be okay with. Because Pokémon fans have to make do with this

Having now seen the gameplay of the Palworld players fighting bosses, I'm starting to think the beef Pokémon fans have with Palworld is subconsciously less about Palworld itself and more about what they themselves have in comparison and have to pretend to be okay with. Because Pokémon fans have to make do with this

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I still can't believe the first episode opens with the main character feeling her up.

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I still can't believe the first episode opens with the main character feeling her up.

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"You just know the artist is a virgin" We still judge people like this?

"You just know the artist is a virgin" We still judge people like this?

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Always find this such an odd take, especially when playing through RE4 where you're gunning down modern day Spanish people who have regressed to stereotypical crazy medieval peasants who even shoot crossbows but to apply the exact same set up to Africa its bad and shameful.

Always find this such an odd take, especially when playing through RE4 where you're gunning down modern day Spanish people who have regressed to stereotypical crazy medieval peasants who even shoot crossbows but to apply the exact same set up to Africa its bad and shameful.

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Guy coming home to his wife and unborn child after the patch

Guy coming home to his wife and unborn child after the patch

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Always reminds me of how funny it was that Spiderman in the black suit went absolutely psycho on Shocker of all people and chased him around the city and up buildings screaming like a mad man. The dude thought he was going to have a normal day of committing petty crime and ended up in his own horror movie.

Always reminds me of how funny it was that Spiderman in the black suit went absolutely psycho on Shocker of all people and chased him around the city and up buildings screaming like a mad man. The dude thought he was going to have a normal day of committing petty crime and ended up in his own horror movie.

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"Why are Dwarves more liked than Elves?" Elves: We must gather at the sacred tree for a fourteen hour discussion Dwarves:

"Why are Dwarves more liked than Elves?" Elves: We must gather at the sacred tree for a fourteen hour discussion Dwarves:

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So what about all that money "We're sorry" Seriously, where did the money go "We screwed up" Ok but the money "Sorry"

So what about all that money "We're sorry" Seriously, where did the money go "We screwed up" Ok but the money "Sorry"

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How it feels playing a city mission solo in Helldivers.

How it feels playing a city mission solo in Helldivers.

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The boomer retirees when their captain answers the call to adventure.

The boomer retirees when their captain answers the call to adventure.

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"Trump announces cure for autism" Me:

"Trump announces cure for autism" Me:

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It's funny the teacher in Starship Troopers said something that not even the most liberal teacher would say to a student now.

It's funny the teacher in Starship Troopers said something that not even the most liberal teacher would say to a student now.

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Maybe the media giants finally discovered how to replace them with pod people.

Maybe the media giants finally discovered how to replace them with pod people.

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Trump voters heading to work tomorrow

Trump voters heading to work tomorrow

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For comparison 11 years earlier:

For comparison 11 years earlier:

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Thinking about this again. What plagues so much of modern gaming is how they write and design like they're always in earshot of HR and have never had a human interaction. Its all so fake, a clean facade of surface level quips, small talk, acceptability and smoothed out politeness

Thinking about this again. What plagues so much of modern gaming is how they write and design like they're always in earshot of HR and have never had a human interaction. Its all so fake, a clean facade of surface level quips, small talk, acceptability and smoothed out politeness

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What the hell is that new Tomb Raider design?? mascara in the jungle? In what world is that anywhere close to realistic. They need to bring back the grounded in reality Lara.

What the hell is that new Tomb Raider design?? mascara in the jungle? In what world is that anywhere close to realistic. They need to bring back the grounded in reality Lara.

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The amount of funny jokes they could fit into a short segment was genuinely masterful once.

The amount of funny jokes they could fit into a short segment was genuinely masterful once.

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The only way it will be any good is if its just this for an hour and a half.

The only way it will be any good is if its just this for an hour and a half.

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"Gamer chuds would hate it if they found Amy was making Uncharted today" weird because it was only the chuds complaining that they got rid of her, the only ones who even reported on it at the time. Whilst everyone else was too busy felating the 'visionary' man who took her place.

"Gamer chuds would hate it if they found Amy was making Uncharted today" weird because it was only the chuds complaining that they got rid of her, the only ones who even reported on it at the time. Whilst everyone else was too busy felating the 'visionary' man who took her place.

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I love how far they always push this gag and its logistics.

I love how far they always push this gag and its logistics.

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It's still funny Ken was the only relevance this movie ever had. Even all the best selling merch and clothing was just Ken stuff.

It's still funny Ken was the only relevance this movie ever had. Even all the best selling merch and clothing was just Ken stuff.

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"They're siblings" "No its incest" "Basically incest" "Ew they're siblings" "Sibling coded "Coded siblings" "She's his sister" "Sibling coding" "They're basically related" "They're like brother and sister" "They're related" "Coded coded"

"They're siblings" "No its incest" "Basically incest" "Ew they're siblings" "Sibling coded "Coded siblings" "She's his sister" "Sibling coding" "They're basically related" "They're like brother and sister" "They're related" "Coded coded"

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Now I know why a lot of studio's and their devs were up in arms complaining about BG3 "delivering too much" and setting "unrealistic expectations". Roleplay in your RPG? what do you think this is 2009? this is a safe comforting environment now, no bad thoughts or being a meanie.

Now I know why a lot of studio's and their devs were up in arms complaining about BG3 "delivering too much" and setting "unrealistic expectations". Roleplay in your RPG? what do you think this is 2009? this is a safe comforting environment now, no bad thoughts or being a meanie.

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Shift in tone. This goes for the whole series, it always had some sense of humour about itself to break up the horror elements but that's been slowly bleeding out of the series as they aim for a more purely serious tone and it's taken some of the unique flavour from the series.

Shift in tone. This goes for the whole series, it always had some sense of humour about itself to break up the horror elements but that's been slowly bleeding out of the series as they aim for a more purely serious tone and it's taken some of the unique flavour from the series.

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Its funny the game series with the most roided up looking characters chainsawing bad guys with chainsaw guns is one of the few series to tackle long term depression with such understated grace and dignity.

Its funny the game series with the most roided up looking characters chainsawing bad guys with chainsaw guns is one of the few series to tackle long term depression with such understated grace and dignity.

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China realized long ago it was better to just fake having advanced stuff and living like its 2077 with robot butlers than it was to actually realistically implement those things.

China realized long ago it was better to just fake having advanced stuff and living like its 2077 with robot butlers than it was to actually realistically implement those things.

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Not only did she get invited to speak at the UN, consulted directly on games but many inside the industry openly praised her inaccurate work as 'opening their eyes'

Not only did she get invited to speak at the UN, consulted directly on games but many inside the industry openly praised her inaccurate work as 'opening their eyes'

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The cast member trapped in the roaming fish tomb in Florida heat.

The cast member trapped in the roaming fish tomb in Florida heat.

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Say what you will about the GI Joe movies, the sequel dripped Cobra out and gave Cobra Commander all the aura.

Say what you will about the GI Joe movies, the sequel dripped Cobra out and gave Cobra Commander all the aura.

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