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I still can't believe the first episode opens with the main character feeling her up.

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I still can't believe the first episode opens with the main character feeling her up.

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Industry devs can be on camera saying "yeah the players hated it, but that just made me want to add even more" and people will still say it was all the CEO's that made them do it, that made those choices, to absolve them of any bad or spiteful decisions they made making games.

Industry devs can be on camera saying "yeah the players hated it, but that just made me want to add even more" and people will still say it was all the CEO's that made them do it, that made those choices, to absolve them of any bad or spiteful decisions they made making games.

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They're going to have all the guardsmen in that 40k show constantly complaining about how bad living in the imperium is and constantly grumbling about having to pray to the Emperor. Because that's the only theme people coming into it the setting want it to explore, how much the imperium sucks and everyone is forced at gun point to fight and die for a cause they can't honestly believe in. Missing that part of 40k that most guardsmen are super for killing some aliens and proud to be fighting for Terra. But how would people know if things are bad if they don't have the characters turn to the camera saying "what have we done" whilst sad music plays. We're going to get Avatar with skulls and gothic buildings because it's from Amazon and we've seen how much contempt they've shown LotR. In reality Guardsmen act more like the marines from Halo.

They're going to have all the guardsmen in that 40k show constantly complaining about how bad living in the imperium is and constantly grumbling about having to pray to the Emperor. Because that's the only theme people coming into it the setting want it to explore, how much the imperium sucks and everyone is forced at gun point to fight and die for a cause they can't honestly believe in. Missing that part of 40k that most guardsmen are super for killing some aliens and proud to be fighting for Terra. But how would people know if things are bad if they don't have the characters turn to the camera saying "what have we done" whilst sad music plays. We're going to get Avatar with skulls and gothic buildings because it's from Amazon and we've seen how much contempt they've shown LotR. In reality Guardsmen act more like the marines from Halo.

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Having now seen the gameplay of the Palworld players fighting bosses, I'm starting to think the beef Pokémon fans have with Palworld is subconsciously less about Palworld itself and more about what they themselves have in comparison and have to pretend to be okay with. Because Pokémon fans have to make do with this

Having now seen the gameplay of the Palworld players fighting bosses, I'm starting to think the beef Pokémon fans have with Palworld is subconsciously less about Palworld itself and more about what they themselves have in comparison and have to pretend to be okay with. Because Pokémon fans have to make do with this

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Always find this such an odd take, especially when playing through RE4 where you're gunning down modern day Spanish people who have regressed to stereotypical crazy medieval peasants who even shoot crossbows but to apply the exact same set up to Africa its bad and shameful.

Always find this such an odd take, especially when playing through RE4 where you're gunning down modern day Spanish people who have regressed to stereotypical crazy medieval peasants who even shoot crossbows but to apply the exact same set up to Africa its bad and shameful.

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"You just know the artist is a virgin" We still judge people like this?

"You just know the artist is a virgin" We still judge people like this?

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"Why are Dwarves more liked than Elves?" Elves: We must gather at the sacred tree for a fourteen hour discussion Dwarves:

"Why are Dwarves more liked than Elves?" Elves: We must gather at the sacred tree for a fourteen hour discussion Dwarves:

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Guy coming home to his wife and unborn child after the patch

Guy coming home to his wife and unborn child after the patch

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Always reminds me of how funny it was that Spiderman in the black suit went absolutely psycho on Shocker of all people and chased him around the city and up buildings screaming like a mad man. The dude thought he was going to have a normal day of committing petty crime and ended up in his own horror movie.

Always reminds me of how funny it was that Spiderman in the black suit went absolutely psycho on Shocker of all people and chased him around the city and up buildings screaming like a mad man. The dude thought he was going to have a normal day of committing petty crime and ended up in his own horror movie.

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Space Marine Librarian seeing a Heretic.

Space Marine Librarian seeing a Heretic.

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How it feels playing a city mission solo in Helldivers.

How it feels playing a city mission solo in Helldivers.

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The boomer retirees when their captain answers the call to adventure.

The boomer retirees when their captain answers the call to adventure.

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"Lego mini figures were made to mate with each other and reinforce heterosexuality" Our Ancestors:

"Lego mini figures were made to mate with each other and reinforce heterosexuality" Our Ancestors:

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Still one of my all time favourite Mark moments
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Still one of my all time favourite Mark moments

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Reality is he didn't fall low, he was always like this. He bailed on his daughter to be with the guy over and over throughout her life whilst ignoring her needs because he personally felt sad and repressed and that was all that mattered. He was the only victim of the story and was fighting back in his own head by doing what he wanted and not that he's 50% of the reason his daughter was miserable. Acting like he was the only victim in the world. Then after promising to be there for her, willingly went to be executed to protect that same guy over staying with her, ready to leave her in the same situation he knows is terrible and even after, he never tries to fight hard to get her back, to pursue a way she can live with him and he sets himself up to be more stable for his daughter. He just crashes at his boyfriends. And earlier, despite pushing to be with him, the moment Blitz needed him to actually stand next to him and defend their relationship in public, as he was always insecure about their dynamic. Instead when it came time, Stolas hid his face out of public embarrassment. He was always a selfish person, the eternal victim and being repressed by a b*tch wife doesn't purify him of his own terrible personality. He's constantly looking for reassurance but never giving it beyond lip service. And has to be directly pushed every time, by threats of death to those people just to actually be around his own daughter or admit he's with Blitz. And even then it's all about how good it makes him feel that they like him. He got to hide behind being a sad repressed victim like Jerry in Rick and Morty. And just like Jerry the minute he starts feeling himself he gets an unearned sense of arrogance.

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Trump voters heading to work tomorrow

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For comparison 11 years earlier:

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