
Alastair Hilton
@London_W4 • 90,923 subscribers
I’m a photographer in London, living on a narrowboat. If you haven’t bought my book The Greatest Pubs, your life isn’t complete. Click the link to buy.
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I am having a drink this evening with a friend in a Chiswick pub. Two policemen have just come into the pub and asked me to step outside. I have stepped outside and they have threatened me because I tweeted about a councillor banning seating outside pubs in Chiswick. They admit on video (watch it!) that I did not break the law at all. They came to threaten me. To warn me off tweeting about councillors and the council. This is modern Britain. This is the police state. Please, please, please watch this video. It does involve me using very bad language, but this has got to be seen. Police coming out to threaten someone who hasn’t committed a crime. I’m fuming.
Alastair Hilton8,634,006 Aufrufe • vor 19 Tagen

I’m on a train right now heading to central London and almost everyone on here is white. I’ve noticed that every time I’m on a commuter train at crack of dawn in the morning, there are almost only white people commuting to work. Every time I walk across London Bridge in the morning rush hour, almost everyone is white. The rest of the day, white people are a tiny minority in London. I can’t imagine why that would be.
Alastair Hilton1,835,464 Aufrufe • vor 26 Tagen

And now I’m here and I’m very angry. I mean fuming. Strand on the Green in Chiswick and the councillor Rick Rowe of Hounslow council has said that the pubs here; the Bell and Crown, The City Barge and The Bulls Head, aren’t allowed outside seating anymore. They’ve had that seating forever and people love to relax outside in the sunshine by the river, but now, the council has said that must stop. Hounslow council govern Chiswick. Hounslow is an absolute third world shithole. All the taxes from Chiswick pay for Hounslow to survive and these idiots want to make it even harder for businesses to survive. I have no say in these pubs and they certainly haven’t asked me to post, in case someone thinks that. I’m posting because I know how hard it is to run a business. I know how hard pubs work to survive and I know how terrible councillors are. Disgusting
Alastair Hilton539,070 Aufrufe • vor 21 Tagen

And now I’m here and I absolutely love this. Seven blokes about my age have just cruised these electric bikes into the pub garden as the sun sets. I think we can safely say the bikes are handmade as I can’t recall going into a bike shop and seeing a bike with a giant metal pig.
Alastair Hilton90,778 Aufrufe • vor 4 Tagen

And now I’m here in the corner shop next to Battersea Power Station, perusing the wine selection. They have a bottle of Petrus for £4250. Yes, four thousand two hundred and fifty pounds. The people who live here are rather wealthy. Your corner shop has wine for £4.25 because you’re poor.
Alastair Hilton267,023 Aufrufe • vor 14 Tagen

Good morning boys and girls. Friday morning, the sun is shining and I haven’t been arrested for not breaking the law. Thank you so much for all the support regarding my video of the police yesterday. Really appreciated. I’m off to get a coffee. I’ve put on clean boxer shorts today though, just in case I get arrested. Better safe than sorry. Cheers 🍻
Alastair Hilton259,961 Aufrufe • vor 19 Tagen

And now I’m here. I can’t tell you how happy this makes me. I’ve come to a proper village fete in Frogham in the New Forest. I’ve paid 50 pence for raffle tickets at the bottle tombola (I won a bottle of Diet Coke and not the alcohol I’d hope for), I totally failed to knock a single coconut off at the shy, but I did win a little packet of sweets by knocking tin cans down with a bean bag at the stall next to it. This is exactly like the village fetes my Mum took me to fifty years or so ago. It hasn’t changed a bit. A totally perfect slice of English life.
Alastair Hilton281,071 Aufrufe • vor 25 Tagen

Watch this! I’m sat outside the Bell and Crown at Strand on the Green in Chiswick right now watching a dolphin! Yes, seriously! A dolphin in the Thames in Chiswick while I sip my wine. Life cannot get any better. Incredibly, this is the second time I’ve stood here and watched a dolphin.
Alastair Hilton143,470 Aufrufe • vor 21 Tagen

Wednesday evening, cycling home, looking at the pretty houses in Islington, when this happened.
Alastair Hilton1,964,621 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

On a stag do right now and seem to have ended up on a boat on the Thames. One of the most perfect places. Straight ahead at the top of the hill is The Roebuck pub. Outside that, JMW Turner painted the view looking towards where I am now on the boat. A perfect day.
Alastair Hilton57,277 Aufrufe • vor 10 Tagen

Outside the pub right now, waiting for my grocery delivery to be delivered and the camera car is here. He drives up and down the road, instantly and automatically fining anyone without a permit. I think it’s wrong. So I’m stood in the road being pathetic and childish and delaying him from ruining peoples evening. This country is just plummeting to the bottom and I think we’ve all had enough. Never thought I’d reach this level.
Alastair Hilton1,555,054 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten