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"why do you always go out for one drink with your friends and come home blackout drunk?"

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"why do you always go out for one drink with your friends and come home blackout drunk?"

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RIP Jim Simons "I did a lot of math. I made a lot of money, and I gave almost all of it away. That's the story of my life."

RIP Jim Simons "I did a lot of math. I made a lot of money, and I gave almost all of it away. That's the story of my life."

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Choose Wisely

Choose Wisely

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My dad is goated

My dad is goated

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me and my future clanker wife

me and my future clanker wife

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"Congratulations, you got the job!" "We'll see you on Monday"

"Congratulations, you got the job!" "We'll see you on Monday"

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alcohol and white girl music

alcohol and white girl music

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It's so over

It's so over

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Jeg er deprimeret i dag, fordi Danmark tabte til Tjekkiet og ikke skal til VM i fodbold i USA, da det danske landshold er en klovnebus

Jeg er deprimeret i dag, fordi Danmark tabte til Tjekkiet og ikke skal til VM i fodbold i USA, da det danske landshold er en klovnebus

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How life will be feeling in 4 months

How life will be feeling in 4 months

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THANKS FOR 30K I love you all ❤

THANKS FOR 30K I love you all ❤

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You built the walls high enough to block the storm but now you can't feel the sun either

You built the walls high enough to block the storm but now you can't feel the sun either

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cool uncle arc

cool uncle arc

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"Sorry, I have plans." The plans:

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"Sorry, I have plans." The plans:

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alcohol may not add days to your life, but alcohol adds life to your days

alcohol may not add days to your life, but alcohol adds life to your days

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January 1st: ”2026 is my year“ January so far:

January 1st: ”2026 is my year“ January so far:

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Optimal male living conditions:

Optimal male living conditions:

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how fast i go back to that one addiction whenever life gets a bit hard

how fast i go back to that one addiction whenever life gets a bit hard

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formula one used to have drivers that would retire their v10 mclaren in the middle of the race to go to their yacht to drink beer and champagne in monaco

formula one used to have drivers that would retire their v10 mclaren in the middle of the race to go to their yacht to drink beer and champagne in monaco

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>average experience of getting drunk

>average experience of getting drunk

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small accounts pinning a reply where they got 40 likes

small accounts pinning a reply where they got 40 likes

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Mads Mikkelsen telling Daniel Craig about their first meeting on the set of Casino Royale

Mads Mikkelsen telling Daniel Craig about their first meeting on the set of Casino Royale

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I beat the location allegations and now I also have to beat the fed allegations

I beat the location allegations and now I also have to beat the fed allegations

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mfs that "don't dance" in front of their microwave at 2am

mfs that "don't dance" in front of their microwave at 2am

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Monday, September 1st, 2025 The great lock in starts now

Monday, September 1st, 2025 The great lock in starts now

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Ragebaiting masterclass

Ragebaiting masterclass

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me preparing to tell my family i lost all our savings

me preparing to tell my family i lost all our savings

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10/10 bleeding out spot

10/10 bleeding out spot

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Bibawen deeply closeted dark humor

Bibawen deeply closeted dark humor

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the weekend

the weekend

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WW3 intro dropped

WW3 intro dropped

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I keep picking the wrong dialog option

I keep picking the wrong dialog option

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THE POPE IS AMERICAN

THE POPE IS AMERICAN

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Mads giving his best advice to the next generation:

Mads giving his best advice to the next generation:

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getting ready to drink a lot with my friends and talk to zero women because they distract my drinking

getting ready to drink a lot with my friends and talk to zero women because they distract my drinking

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any Mads Mikkelsen character tbh

any Mads Mikkelsen character tbh

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