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Top 5 male first experiences: 1 first shower beer 2 first scenic piss while drunk 3 first drunk cigarette 4 first dumb near death experience 5 first fumble

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"why do you always go out for one drink with your friends and come home blackout drunk?"

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Born too early to fight in the Middle East, Born too late to fight in the Middle East, Born just in time to fight in the Middle East.

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RIP Jim Simons "I did a lot of math. I made a lot of money, and I gave almost all of it away. That's the story of my life."

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Trump picks up the phone

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"Why are you day drinking?"

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Choose Wisely

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This and marlboro red

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how life's gonna start feeling in four months

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"Any plans for the weekend?"

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My dad is goated

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Jeg er deprimeret i dag, fordi Danmark tabte til Tjekkiet og ikke skal til VM i fodbold i USA, da det danske landshold er en klovnebus

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14 year old europeans before heading to school

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me and my future clanker wife

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"sry i can't go i'm busy" me being busy:

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"Congratulations, you got the job!" "We'll see you on Monday"

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How life will be feeling in 4 months

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a depression hates to see a moving target

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You built the walls high enough to block the storm but now you can't feel the sun either

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alcohol and white girl music

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formula one used to have drivers that would retire their v10 mclaren in the middle of the race to go to their yacht to drink beer and champagne in monaco

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>average experience of getting drunk

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small accounts pinning a reply where they got 40 likes

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Fintwit: "I bet Tepper sold or hedged his Chinese positions" The interview: "I do not care about tariffs" "My hedge is that I don't care"

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850,196 views • 1 year ago

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The art of not being ready and doing it anyway will carry you further than perfection ever could

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184,636 views • 4 months ago

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become unemployable

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Mads Mikkelsen telling Daniel Craig about their first meeting on the set of Casino Royale

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209,924 views • 6 months ago

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Ragebaiting masterclass

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46,281 views • 1 month ago

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True Detective S1 is absolute cinema

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121,014 views • 4 months ago

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I beat the location allegations and now I also have to beat the fed allegations

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134,006 views • 6 months ago

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mfs that "don't dance" in front of their microwave at 2am

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170,157 views • 9 months ago

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Monday, September 1st, 2025 The great lock in starts now

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139,016 views • 9 months ago

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Defending my friend because he paid for my food that one time

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74,283 views • 4 months ago

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Realizing I don't have a bond with anyone anymore

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58,782 views • 4 months ago

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10/10 bleeding out spot

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78,042 views • 6 months ago

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me preparing to tell my family i lost all our savings

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139,516 views • 1 year ago

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Bibawen deeply closeted dark humor

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91,860 views • 9 months ago

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The urge to disappear and be okay with bad endings

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59,939 views • 5 months ago

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the weekend

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98,791 views • 11 months ago

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WW3 intro dropped

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93,011 views • 11 months ago

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Shorts

Top 5 male first experiences: 1 first shower beer 2 first scenic piss while drunk 3 first drunk cigarette 4 first dumb near death experience 5 first fumble

Sensitive content

"why do you always go out for one drink with your friends and come home blackout drunk?"

Born too early to fight in the Middle East, Born too late to fight in the Middle East, Born just in time to fight in the Middle East.

RIP Jim Simons "I did a lot of math. I made a lot of money, and I gave almost all of it away. That's the story of my life."

*Trump picks up the phone*

"Why are you day drinking?"

Choose Wisely

This and marlboro red

how life's gonna start feeling in four months

"Any plans for the weekend?"

My dad is goated

Jeg er deprimeret i dag, fordi Danmark tabte til Tjekkiet og ikke skal til VM i fodbold i USA, da det danske landshold er en klovnebus

14 year old europeans before heading to school

me and my future clanker wife

Sensitive content

"sry i can't go i'm busy" me being busy:

"Congratulations, you got the job!" "We'll see you on Monday"

How life will be feeling in 4 months

a depression hates to see a moving target

You built the walls high enough to block the storm but now you can't feel the sun either

alcohol and white girl music

Videos

Watch Anya Live

formula one used to have drivers that would retire their v10 mclaren in the middle of the race to go to their yacht to drink beer and champagne in monaco

&gt;average experience of getting drunk

small accounts pinning a reply where they got 40 likes

Fintwit: "I bet Tepper sold or hedged his Chinese positions" The interview: "I do not care about tariffs" "My hedge is that I don't care"

The art of not being ready and doing it anyway will carry you further than perfection ever could

become unemployable

Mads Mikkelsen telling Daniel Craig about their first meeting on the set of Casino Royale

Ragebaiting masterclass

True Detective S1 is absolute cinema

I beat the location allegations and now I also have to beat the fed allegations

mfs that "don't dance" in front of their microwave at 2am

Monday, September 1st, 2025 The great lock in starts now

Defending my friend because he paid for my food that one time

Realizing I don't have a bond with anyone anymore

10/10 bleeding out spot

me preparing to tell my family i lost all our savings

Bibawen deeply closeted dark humor

The urge to disappear and be okay with bad endings

the weekend

WW3 intro dropped

Trump picks up the phone

>average experience of getting drunk