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Nick Woltemade, you’ve got a fan in me wherever you go fella. Wish it worked out for you at #NUFC - but it just wasn’t meant to be. Smash it son 🥲🇩🇪

Nick Woltemade, you’ve got a fan in me wherever you go fella. Wish it worked out for you at #NUFC - but it just wasn’t meant to be. Smash it son 🥲🇩🇪

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£130m for an unfit, lazy and disloyal 28-year old with nine league assists in three years? 🤑

£130m for an unfit, lazy and disloyal 28-year old with nine league assists in three years? 🤑

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I mean, this is literally match-fixing on reflection… What an absolute cretin of a human being. So glad #NUFC have announced his departure in the bluntest way possible.

I mean, this is literally match-fixing on reflection… What an absolute cretin of a human being. So glad #NUFC have announced his departure in the bluntest way possible.

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LIVERPOOL COME OUTSIDE 😂🫵🏽

LIVERPOOL COME OUTSIDE 😂🫵🏽

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They won’t get a sniff 😭😭😭

They won’t get a sniff 😭😭😭

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£108m on Wirtz 💸 £82m on Ekitike 💸 £40m on Kerkez 💸 £30m on Frimpong 💸 TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION spent so far this summer, yet #LFC fans still think they can still afford another £150m to sign Alexander Isak? 😂 DREAM ON! 🫵🏽

£108m on Wirtz 💸 £82m on Ekitike 💸 £40m on Kerkez 💸 £30m on Frimpong 💸 TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION spent so far this summer, yet #LFC fans still think they can still afford another £150m to sign Alexander Isak? 😂 DREAM ON! 🫵🏽

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Morning Geordies (and Spurs fans) 😝🕺

Morning Geordies (and Spurs fans) 😝🕺

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They’ve got Malick Thiaw involved now 😭

They’ve got Malick Thiaw involved now 😭

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Aaron Ramsdale, STOP that…

Aaron Ramsdale, STOP that…

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Nick Woltemade signed for £60m ✅ Yoane Wissa still to come ✅ Rat boy finally on his way out ✅ Barcelona at home in the UCL ✅ I’ve never felt dopamine like this in my entire life. 🇩🇪

Nick Woltemade signed for £60m ✅ Yoane Wissa still to come ✅ Rat boy finally on his way out ✅ Barcelona at home in the UCL ✅ I’ve never felt dopamine like this in my entire life. 🇩🇪

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What a melt man hahaha

What a melt man hahaha

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“Yanited” fans in a few weeks time when boyhood Newcastle fan Lewis Hall signs a bumper new deal at Newcastle:

“Yanited” fans in a few weeks time when boyhood Newcastle fan Lewis Hall signs a bumper new deal at Newcastle:

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Good news is reliable news 🇪🇸 #NUFC

Good news is reliable news 🇪🇸 #NUFC

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What we saying, #NUFC fans? 💭

What we saying, #NUFC fans? 💭

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I must say - the way Arne Slot, his players and most of the Liverpool fans have acted in defeat has been extremely classy. 👏🏽 No excuses, no bitterness - just pure honesty and respect. They’ve gone massively up in all of our estimations after this, no doubt. 🫡 #NUFC #LFC

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I must say - the way Arne Slot, his players and most of the Liverpool fans have acted in defeat has been extremely classy. 👏🏽 No excuses, no bitterness - just pure honesty and respect. They’ve gone massively up in all of our estimations after this, no doubt. 🫡 #NUFC #LFC

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A brand new 65,000+ super stadium on Leazes Park in the late stages of planning, and a massive £200m training ground in Woolsington on the verge of being announced? 🏟️ Finally, some positive #NUFC news 💪🏽

A brand new 65,000+ super stadium on Leazes Park in the late stages of planning, and a massive £200m training ground in Woolsington on the verge of being announced? 🏟️ Finally, some positive #NUFC news 💪🏽

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Lesson to all visiting players - do not get the St James’ Park crowd angry. You’ll seriously regret it for the rest of the game. Volume on for this one! 📢 #NUFC #PL

Lesson to all visiting players - do not get the St James’ Park crowd angry. You’ll seriously regret it for the rest of the game. Volume on for this one! 📢 #NUFC #PL

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#NUFC target Anthony Elanga just posted himself sprinting 100m in just 10.93 seconds on Instagram. He reached a top speed of 39.75km during his attempt… Freakish athlete! ⚡️

#NUFC target Anthony Elanga just posted himself sprinting 100m in just 10.93 seconds on Instagram. He reached a top speed of 39.75km during his attempt… Freakish athlete! ⚡️

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Newcastle United don’t play a competitive game of football for over two months

Newcastle United don’t play a competitive game of football for over two months

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Come at the king, you best not miss. 👑 Liverpool really thought they could take Yasir’s favourite #NUFC player just like that? 😂

Come at the king, you best not miss. 👑 Liverpool really thought they could take Yasir’s favourite #NUFC player just like that? 😂

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“I can confirm a clear and obvious denial of a goal-scoring opportunity by Liverpool number 5 on Newcastle number 11. Therefore, my final decision is - YELLOW CARD to Newcastle number 39.”
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“I can confirm a clear and obvious denial of a goal-scoring opportunity by Liverpool number 5 on Newcastle number 11. Therefore, my final decision is - YELLOW CARD to Newcastle number 39.”

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2,014,713 views • 9 months ago

£108m on Wirtz 💸 £82m on Ekitike 💸 £40m on Kerkez 💸 £30m on Frimpong 💸 Liverpool have spent TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION pounds this summer. But, but, remember - it’s little old #NUFC who have “no ceiling” 🥴
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£108m on Wirtz 💸 £82m on Ekitike 💸 £40m on Kerkez 💸 £30m on Frimpong 💸 Liverpool have spent TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION pounds this summer. But, but, remember - it’s little old #NUFC who have “no ceiling” 🥴

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1,902,069 views • 10 months ago

Go on then. 👀🇺🇾 #NUFC
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Go on then. 👀🇺🇾 #NUFC

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135,655 views • 27 days ago

Hate to say we told you so 😛✌️
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Hate to say we told you so 😛✌️

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149,977 views • 1 month ago

Incredible 👏🏽 Love Trips and Woltemade congratulating him as well hahaha, and Botman creasing in the backrgound 😂 #NUFC
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Incredible 👏🏽 Love Trips and Woltemade congratulating him as well hahaha, and Botman creasing in the backrgound 😂 #NUFC

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664,309 views • 4 months ago

Six days to go.
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Six days to go.

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749,786 views • 5 months ago

🚨 - Former #NUFC striker Alexander Isak on Instagram: “I want to express my gratitude to my teammates, the staff, and above all, the city of Newcastle and all the amazing supporters for the three unforgettable years we shared together.” “Together, we have written history and brought the club to the place where it truly belongs. It has been an honour to be part of the journey from reaching the Champions League to winning the first trophy in over 70 years.” “Forever grateful. Thank you, Newcastle.”
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🚨 - Former #NUFC striker Alexander Isak on Instagram: “I want to express my gratitude to my teammates, the staff, and above all, the city of Newcastle and all the amazing supporters for the three unforgettable years we shared together.” “Together, we have written history and brought the club to the place where it truly belongs. It has been an honour to be part of the journey from reaching the Champions League to winning the first trophy in over 70 years.” “Forever grateful. Thank you, Newcastle.”

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1,153,646 views • 9 months ago

Seriously what on earth happened to this version of him? It’s genuinely mental to me how useless every aspect of his game has become since the move 😂😂😂
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Seriously what on earth happened to this version of him? It’s genuinely mental to me how useless every aspect of his game has become since the move 😂😂😂

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735,115 views • 5 months ago

The reason:
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The reason:

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329,860 views • 2 months ago

There’s a new 9 in town. 🇸🇮
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There’s a new 9 in town. 🇸🇮

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1,044,651 views • 10 months ago

Who on EARTH celebrates Europa League qualification like this?
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Who on EARTH celebrates Europa League qualification like this?

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1,212,076 views • 1 year ago

Just ordered £2,000 worth of Dominos to Isak’s address and selected “pay at door” option
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Just ordered £2,000 worth of Dominos to Isak’s address and selected “pay at door” option

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820,766 views • 9 months ago

🚨 - OH MY WORD THAT IS ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING FROM SEAN NEAVE, IT’S 2-0 TO #NUFC U21s AFTER JUST EIGHT MINUTES!!! 🤯
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🚨 - OH MY WORD THAT IS ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING FROM SEAN NEAVE, IT’S 2-0 TO #NUFC U21s AFTER JUST EIGHT MINUTES!!! 🤯

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158,494 views • 1 month ago

Elanga - seemingly unavailable ❌ Semenyo ≈ £70m asking price 💰 Kudus ≈ £65m asking price 💰 Prem tax is absolutely crazy - I’ve got a better idea: £50m asking price ✅ Elite RW & can play as a 10 ✅ Flawless injury history ✅ DO IT, #NUFC 🇫🇷🙏🏽
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Elanga - seemingly unavailable ❌ Semenyo ≈ £70m asking price 💰 Kudus ≈ £65m asking price 💰 Prem tax is absolutely crazy - I’ve got a better idea: £50m asking price ✅ Elite RW & can play as a 10 ✅ Flawless injury history ✅ DO IT, #NUFC 🇫🇷🙏🏽

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908,325 views • 11 months ago

“If they play Burn left back”
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“If they play Burn left back”

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465,192 views • 5 months ago

This Osula-Wissa-Ramsey trio is absolute vibes man 😅🕺
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This Osula-Wissa-Ramsey trio is absolute vibes man 😅🕺

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534,888 views • 7 months ago

Does anyone want to buy my Arsenal pencil case? Sorry it’s missing two pens.
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Does anyone want to buy my Arsenal pencil case? Sorry it’s missing two pens.

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10,646 views • 3 days ago

No messing around from the ever-brilliant David Ornstein on this bizarre Isak-Liverpool saga. He’s going nowhere, lads - give it up! 🤫 #NUFC #LFC
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No messing around from the ever-brilliant David Ornstein on this bizarre Isak-Liverpool saga. He’s going nowhere, lads - give it up! 🤫 #NUFC #LFC

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818,942 views • 11 months ago

Late night thoughts - #NUFC have sold the wrong goalkeeper.
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Late night thoughts - #NUFC have sold the wrong goalkeeper.

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699,037 views • 9 months ago

Bridges - burned. So disappointing, man…
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Bridges - burned. So disappointing, man…

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670,788 views • 10 months ago