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A curious soul navigating through life's adventures. On a mission to learn something new every day. Husband, Father, Free thinker.

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This is why Pakistanis don't get visas. 😂

This is why Pakistanis don't get visas. 😂

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So, what's Sahil's master plan to jumpstart the caliphate? Indian Muslims will somehow "activate" Pakistani Muslims like a sleeper cell to topple their own government, set up a Taliban-style utopia, and then package that disaster as a winning strategy for taking over India. 😂 And the best part? The loudest voices pushing this seditious HuT-inspired nonsense aren't even local. They're sitting comfortably in their studios, Western passports in hand, ready to ghost the moment their fantasy collides with reality. Fire up the masses, hop on the next flight to Amsterdam or Toronto, and let others face the consequences. I just hope the Indian authorities are paying close attention to their citizens who pal around with Qaiser Ahmed Raja, attend his weekly live streams... or shall we say, planning sessions.

So, what's Sahil's master plan to jumpstart the caliphate? Indian Muslims will somehow "activate" Pakistani Muslims like a sleeper cell to topple their own government, set up a Taliban-style utopia, and then package that disaster as a winning strategy for taking over India. 😂 And the best part? The loudest voices pushing this seditious HuT-inspired nonsense aren't even local. They're sitting comfortably in their studios, Western passports in hand, ready to ghost the moment their fantasy collides with reality. Fire up the masses, hop on the next flight to Amsterdam or Toronto, and let others face the consequences. I just hope the Indian authorities are paying close attention to their citizens who pal around with Qaiser Ahmed Raja, attend his weekly live streams... or shall we say, planning sessions.

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Dear smile2jannah, why is it “unfortunate” that Pakistanis want to leave the same hellhole your parents did, and maybe get a chance at a better life where they too can build a career as a minor internet starlet yelling at randos in a park?

Dear smile2jannah, why is it “unfortunate” that Pakistanis want to leave the same hellhole your parents did, and maybe get a chance at a better life where they too can build a career as a minor internet starlet yelling at randos in a park?

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According to Qaiser Ahmed Raja, this was their star lawyer aka takkar ka banda. 🤣 The only “takkar” he delivered was getting bodied in the courtroom in broad daylight.

According to Qaiser Ahmed Raja, this was their star lawyer aka takkar ka banda. 🤣 The only “takkar” he delivered was getting bodied in the courtroom in broad daylight.

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These new age disco beardos like Sahil Adeem and Qaiser Raja sell the same nonsense in shiny new packaging and their slick accents.

These new age disco beardos like Sahil Adeem and Qaiser Raja sell the same nonsense in shiny new packaging and their slick accents.

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When Engineer Ali Mirza destroyed Qaiser Ahmed Raja’s carefully crafted emotionally charged narrative about being unable to wage holy war with just one line: ‘Use your Dutch passport to join the battle’. The meltdown was instant. The 🍑hurt is so severe, Qaiser and his Revivalists have been hosting multi-hour cope-fests in live streams and bot-infested X Spaces. 😂

When Engineer Ali Mirza destroyed Qaiser Ahmed Raja’s carefully crafted emotionally charged narrative about being unable to wage holy war with just one line: ‘Use your Dutch passport to join the battle’. The meltdown was instant. The 🍑hurt is so severe, Qaiser and his Revivalists have been hosting multi-hour cope-fests in live streams and bot-infested X Spaces. 😂

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A vibrant PreIslamic culture gutted and replaced by dogmatic monotony and oppressive uniculturalism. This seems to be the story wherever this ideology takes root. Pagan Hajj was 🔥
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A vibrant PreIslamic culture gutted and replaced by dogmatic monotony and oppressive uniculturalism. This seems to be the story wherever this ideology takes root. Pagan Hajj was 🔥

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44,941 views • 24 days ago

Normal parents: Let's take the kids to a petting zoo to teach them empathy and compassion towards animals. Muslim parents: Let's stage a mock Qurbani and teach little Abduls to 🔪 their favorite toy for allah's pleasure.
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Normal parents: Let's take the kids to a petting zoo to teach them empathy and compassion towards animals. Muslim parents: Let's stage a mock Qurbani and teach little Abduls to 🔪 their favorite toy for allah's pleasure.

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23,047 views • 22 days ago

The brilliant Sahil Adeem has single-handedly redefined black holes and is now set to revolutionize astrophysics with a groundbreaking revelation - the speed of prayer surpasses the speed of light! In this brave new world, the only theory of relativity that matters is knowing which relative a Muslim can marry. Maybe next, we'll discover that tafakkur can bend spacetime, and a concentrated burst of namaz can teleport you to another galaxy.
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The brilliant Sahil Adeem has single-handedly redefined black holes and is now set to revolutionize astrophysics with a groundbreaking revelation - the speed of prayer surpasses the speed of light! In this brave new world, the only theory of relativity that matters is knowing which relative a Muslim can marry. Maybe next, we'll discover that tafakkur can bend spacetime, and a concentrated burst of namaz can teleport you to another galaxy.

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94,552 views • 1 year ago

Supreme Field Marshal Qaiser Ahmed Raja has resolved the Palestine issue with just a snap of his fingers. All you need is 10k soldiers from each of the 57 Islamic countries and bada bing bada boom, mission accomplished! Nobel Committee, are you listening? Give this man a Peace Prize already!
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Supreme Field Marshal Qaiser Ahmed Raja has resolved the Palestine issue with just a snap of his fingers. All you need is 10k soldiers from each of the 57 Islamic countries and bada bing bada boom, mission accomplished! Nobel Committee, are you listening? Give this man a Peace Prize already!

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43,077 views • 8 months ago

🚨 Breaking: His Excellency, Ultra Supreme Field Marshal of the Ummah Qaiser Ahmed Raja, with the help of General Grok Mehmed Bey, ran a war “simoolation” and came up with a genius plan that will guarantee victory in 7 days.
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🚨 Breaking: His Excellency, Ultra Supreme Field Marshal of the Ummah Qaiser Ahmed Raja, with the help of General Grok Mehmed Bey, ran a war “simoolation” and came up with a genius plan that will guarantee victory in 7 days.

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36,231 views • 11 months ago

Pakistan’s biggest-ever metal concert was a hit. New tour dates have been announced for Friday. Be there or be square. 🤘🎸
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Pakistan’s biggest-ever metal concert was a hit. New tour dates have been announced for Friday. Be there or be square. 🤘🎸

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21,365 views • 8 months ago

Despite the organizers pleading with everyone to stay and listen to Qaiser Ahmed Raja pontificate, the media quietly began packing up the moment he started. Even the organizers began reconsidering their investment in Chasm Media mid speech. 😂
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Despite the organizers pleading with everyone to stay and listen to Qaiser Ahmed Raja pontificate, the media quietly began packing up the moment he started. Even the organizers began reconsidering their investment in Chasm Media mid speech. 😂

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25,156 views • 10 months ago

Quantum Moses by Qaiser Ahmed Raja Superposition applies to subatomic particles, not to macroscopic systems composed of trillions upon trillions of entangled atoms. You don’t get “Quantum Moses” unless he’s been shrunken down to a single particle and chilled to near absolute zero. But let’s continue this nonsense. Muhammad observing Moses equals measurement. That’s decoherence. The wavefunction collapses. But Mansoor… what if Moses recohered in Jannah? Recoherence would require removing all interactions, including erasing the memory of Muhammad ever seeing him. Not possible. Not even plausible. So when Moses shows up later in Jannah, not sure why he’d quantum leap to superposition instead of the obvious explanation that he just got there first. That’s not the same wavefunction. That’s Moses 2.0. Could be a clone. Could be an imposter. 🤷🏽‍♂️ And finally, this pseudoscientific soup was served at UCP. Please rename this school to Uni of 🤡 Physics.
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Quantum Moses by Qaiser Ahmed Raja Superposition applies to subatomic particles, not to macroscopic systems composed of trillions upon trillions of entangled atoms. You don’t get “Quantum Moses” unless he’s been shrunken down to a single particle and chilled to near absolute zero. But let’s continue this nonsense. Muhammad observing Moses equals measurement. That’s decoherence. The wavefunction collapses. But Mansoor… what if Moses recohered in Jannah? Recoherence would require removing all interactions, including erasing the memory of Muhammad ever seeing him. Not possible. Not even plausible. So when Moses shows up later in Jannah, not sure why he’d quantum leap to superposition instead of the obvious explanation that he just got there first. That’s not the same wavefunction. That’s Moses 2.0. Could be a clone. Could be an imposter. 🤷🏽‍♂️ And finally, this pseudoscientific soup was served at UCP. Please rename this school to Uni of 🤡 Physics.

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18,578 views • 10 months ago

The footage Qaiser Ahmed Raja doesn’t want you to see. Does he really think hiding comments would work? Kinda like how he thinks people would stop roasting him and calling out his nonsense if he blocked them.
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The footage Qaiser Ahmed Raja doesn’t want you to see. Does he really think hiding comments would work? Kinda like how he thinks people would stop roasting him and calling out his nonsense if he blocked them.

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19,918 views • 11 months ago

Another two things Qaiser Ahmed Raja hasn’t figured out: 1. How to pronounce the word know-how. Thought he spoke English better than us. 🫠 2. What Quarks are. If an MIT-educated physicist wasn’t good enough, here’s a Harvard and Oxford educated one confirming exactly what Pervez Hoodbhoy said. But sure, tell us again how you understand string theory better than all of them.
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Another two things Qaiser Ahmed Raja hasn’t figured out: 1. How to pronounce the word know-how. Thought he spoke English better than us. 🫠 2. What Quarks are. If an MIT-educated physicist wasn’t good enough, here’s a Harvard and Oxford educated one confirming exactly what Pervez Hoodbhoy said. But sure, tell us again how you understand string theory better than all of them.

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11,935 views • 6 months ago

Who says Pakistan doesn’t have a thriving DeathMetal scene? 😂 #BanTLP
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Who says Pakistan doesn’t have a thriving DeathMetal scene? 😂 #BanTLP

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11,373 views • 8 months ago

Ever wonder why Pakistan's judiciary is among the worst-ranked in the world, just above Afg in the region? Wonder no more. A high-ranking FIA official, standing on the premises of the LHC, with TLP goons in attendance, is openly telling lawyers not to take the cases of people accused of blasphemy. At this point, the judiciary might as well drop the pretense of justice altogether and just hand these bearderthals a "Guilty" rubber stamp, save time, keep the mobs happy, and let everyone get home before the next scheduled power outage.
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Ever wonder why Pakistan's judiciary is among the worst-ranked in the world, just above Afg in the region? Wonder no more. A high-ranking FIA official, standing on the premises of the LHC, with TLP goons in attendance, is openly telling lawyers not to take the cases of people accused of blasphemy. At this point, the judiciary might as well drop the pretense of justice altogether and just hand these bearderthals a "Guilty" rubber stamp, save time, keep the mobs happy, and let everyone get home before the next scheduled power outage.

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14,600 views • 1 year ago

As suspected, Qaiser Ahmed Raja's "healing frequencies" nonsense is inspired by Sheldrake's morphic resonance pseudoscience. Qaiser's hypothesis, if you can even call it that, is that your brain is basically an antenna catching "whatever is in the air." Who needs a radio, TV, or even WiFi when you can beam all those signals directly into your good ol' noggin? Worried about picking up unwanted signals? No problem! Just wear the patented tin foil hat! 😂
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As suspected, Qaiser Ahmed Raja's "healing frequencies" nonsense is inspired by Sheldrake's morphic resonance pseudoscience. Qaiser's hypothesis, if you can even call it that, is that your brain is basically an antenna catching "whatever is in the air." Who needs a radio, TV, or even WiFi when you can beam all those signals directly into your good ol' noggin? Worried about picking up unwanted signals? No problem! Just wear the patented tin foil hat! 😂

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16,013 views • 1 year ago

Just when you thought Qaiser Ahmed Raja couldn't sink any lower, he opens his mouth to remind us that his callousness and moral depravity truly have no limits. Even jokingly suggesting that a woman's potential is best realized in a kitchen shows what he truly wants is an Islamofascist dystopia where women are confined to kitchens in windowless houses and denied education.
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Just when you thought Qaiser Ahmed Raja couldn't sink any lower, he opens his mouth to remind us that his callousness and moral depravity truly have no limits. Even jokingly suggesting that a woman's potential is best realized in a kitchen shows what he truly wants is an Islamofascist dystopia where women are confined to kitchens in windowless houses and denied education.

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15,125 views • 1 year ago

So let me get this straight. Qaiser Ahmed Raja, who holds multiple degrees from the UK and is proudly “certified” in that junk science called NLP, has spent the past year telling Pakistanis to boycott education until every classroom turns into a topi-tasbeeh club. All this to peddle his shady coaching courses? And somehow, by some small miracle, no one’s gullible enough to buy his nonsense. Maybe we’re not as hopeless as this app makes us look after all. 👀
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So let me get this straight. Qaiser Ahmed Raja, who holds multiple degrees from the UK and is proudly “certified” in that junk science called NLP, has spent the past year telling Pakistanis to boycott education until every classroom turns into a topi-tasbeeh club. All this to peddle his shady coaching courses? And somehow, by some small miracle, no one’s gullible enough to buy his nonsense. Maybe we’re not as hopeless as this app makes us look after all. 👀

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10,202 views • 11 months ago

Amazing how Qaiser Ahmed Raja praises secular Dutch freedoms but wants none of that for the folks in Pakistan. Free speech is great, right? Until Geert Wilders opens his mouth, then suddenly it’s curses and damnation. Pick a lane, keyboard mujahid.
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Amazing how Qaiser Ahmed Raja praises secular Dutch freedoms but wants none of that for the folks in Pakistan. Free speech is great, right? Until Geert Wilders opens his mouth, then suddenly it’s curses and damnation. Pick a lane, keyboard mujahid.

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10,720 views • 1 year ago

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