Margs on the Daily

🚨 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO EAT AGAIN! 🚨 Another day, another dinner these ungrateful little freeloaders expect me to pull out of my perimenopausal ass. 🙄 Tonight we’re making Asian lettuce wraps. Except one of my offspring has a personal vendetta against lettuce, or as he calls it, lay-tu-chay. So naturally, I’m running a fucking restaurant with multiple menu options. 🤦‍♀️ We’ve got ground turkey, a whole lot of attitude, some questionable substitutions, and a woman whose last remaining nerve is hanging on by a wonton chip. Is it dinner? Is it a mental breakdown with soy sauce? YES. Welcome back to my kitchen, where the food is homemade and the chef is one minor inconvenience away from walking into the woods. 🍷😂 #TheseMotherfuckersWantToEatAgain #PerimenopauseHumor #UnhingedMom #MillennialMom #MomLifeUnfiltered