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It’s really hard to explain to a non-Rugby League fan that the 23-year-old kid who just produced one of the greatest grand finals in #NRL history was criticised 2 months ago for drinking out of his own toilet. All the kids will be doing it tomorrow.

It’s really hard to explain to a non-Rugby League fan that the 23-year-old kid who just produced one of the greatest grand finals in #NRL history was criticised 2 months ago for drinking out of his own toilet. All the kids will be doing it tomorrow.

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This is a try 9 times out of 10 Insanely difficult match-winning tackle from Reece Walsh

This is a try 9 times out of 10 Insanely difficult match-winning tackle from Reece Walsh

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How the hell did the AFL approve a team playing in pink playing against a team playing in red and white?? How do they think you get pink? #AFL #AFLSunsSwans

How the hell did the AFL approve a team playing in pink playing against a team playing in red and white?? How do they think you get pink? #AFL #AFLSunsSwans

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Weatherald should get the whole series because I hate not giving someone a fair run but so far I’ve seen nothing to suggest he’s a long term opening option. No idea why the selectors are overlooking Renshaw. Has his card been marked for previous failures?

Weatherald should get the whole series because I hate not giving someone a fair run but so far I’ve seen nothing to suggest he’s a long term opening option. No idea why the selectors are overlooking Renshaw. Has his card been marked for previous failures?

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VINDICATION! Clearly not a try. Ball goes nowhere near the grass. Arm is obviously under the ball the whole time. I’m expecting a few apologies when I wake up in the morning. Night y’all 🫡

VINDICATION! Clearly not a try. Ball goes nowhere near the grass. Arm is obviously under the ball the whole time. I’m expecting a few apologies when I wake up in the morning. Night y’all 🫡

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Imagine being a Carlton fan who spent thousands of dollars flying to Brisbane & buying tickets to this game and you turn up to watch your team absolutely crap the bed. One of the most embarrassing nights in the history of Aussie rules. #AFL #AFLLionsBlues

Imagine being a Carlton fan who spent thousands of dollars flying to Brisbane & buying tickets to this game and you turn up to watch your team absolutely crap the bed. One of the most embarrassing nights in the history of Aussie rules. #AFL #AFLLionsBlues

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This is disgraceful from Rosas. Weak trash to a defenceless player off the ball.

This is disgraceful from Rosas. Weak trash to a defenceless player off the ball.

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I saw someone on this cursed website earlier this season call Cam Rayner the biggest bust AFL #1 draft pick and they might be the dumbest person on earth. He’s still 25 years old!

I saw someone on this cursed website earlier this season call Cam Rayner the biggest bust AFL #1 draft pick and they might be the dumbest person on earth. He’s still 25 years old!

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That’s the best goal of the year from Charlie Cameron. Way better than Noah Anderson’s. Once again the goal of the year and mark of the year have come in the finals when they’re ineligible. Needs to change. #AFL #AFLGrandFinal

That’s the best goal of the year from Charlie Cameron. Way better than Noah Anderson’s. Once again the goal of the year and mark of the year have come in the finals when they’re ineligible. Needs to change. #AFL #AFLGrandFinal

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This kid nicking the footy on the Gold Coast is my hero. Someone please track him down 😅 #AFL

This kid nicking the footy on the Gold Coast is my hero. Someone please track him down 😅 #AFL

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Credit to MCG curator Matt Page for fronting up to a large press pack this morning on what should’ve been a monster 3rd day of test cricket in front of 90 thousand fans. That’s the sort of accountability you rarely see from others. #AUSvENG #TheAshes

Credit to MCG curator Matt Page for fronting up to a large press pack this morning on what should’ve been a monster 3rd day of test cricket in front of 90 thousand fans. That’s the sort of accountability you rarely see from others. #AUSvENG #TheAshes

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People can (and will) shit on Chris Scott all they want but this is who he is. Searching for one of his best mate’s two sons to congratulate them after one of the most disappointing days of his coaching career. He’s known Marcus for 30+ years. #AFL

People can (and will) shit on Chris Scott all they want but this is who he is. Searching for one of his best mate’s two sons to congratulate them after one of the most disappointing days of his coaching career. He’s known Marcus for 30+ years. #AFL

206,026 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

If Beau Webster doesn’t play the SCG test it’s a farce. This is horrendous from Green.

If Beau Webster doesn’t play the SCG test it’s a farce. This is horrendous from Green.

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Virat Kohli leaving Australia displaying the class and sportsmanship he’s always been known for. Garbage. Gone over the edge as his batting ability went off a cliff. #AUSvIND #Cricket #PinkTest 🏏

Virat Kohli leaving Australia displaying the class and sportsmanship he’s always been known for. Garbage. Gone over the edge as his batting ability went off a cliff. #AUSvIND #Cricket #PinkTest 🏏

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Ricky Ponting is the best cricket commentator since Benaud. He’s been torching England’s poor decision making all series and critical of Australia when needed. He’s not worried about staying in their good books, he’s just calling it as he sees it.

Ricky Ponting is the best cricket commentator since Benaud. He’s been torching England’s poor decision making all series and critical of Australia when needed. He’s not worried about staying in their good books, he’s just calling it as he sees it.

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16-year-old Aussie teen track sensation Gout Gout just ran a 20.60 200m in the under 20s World Championships. The winner Bayanda Walaza ran 20.54 but is 22 months older. This kid is going to be a superstar.

16-year-old Aussie teen track sensation Gout Gout just ran a 20.60 200m in the under 20s World Championships. The winner Bayanda Walaza ran 20.54 but is 22 months older. This kid is going to be a superstar.

273,455 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

There is an entirely false narrative going around that Noah Balta’s assault victim was somehow a creep (based on one drunken/concussed selfie video). It’s extremely clear the victim was only trying to protect someone else from Balta’s brother and was in no way aggressive. #AFL

There is an entirely false narrative going around that Noah Balta’s assault victim was somehow a creep (based on one drunken/concussed selfie video). It’s extremely clear the victim was only trying to protect someone else from Balta’s brother and was in no way aggressive. #AFL

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You cannot convince me that the ‘ducking into a tackle’ rule isn’t umpired on reputation 80% of the time. Jack Ginnivan wouldn’t get this free kick if he was decapitated. #AFL #AFLLionsMagpies

You cannot convince me that the ‘ducking into a tackle’ rule isn’t umpired on reputation 80% of the time. Jack Ginnivan wouldn’t get this free kick if he was decapitated. #AFL #AFLLionsMagpies

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This goal is insane. Will Ashcroft fights off seven players all by himself and sets up a goal. Where’s his cape? Joe Daniher will get the headlines but I’ll remember that game as the day Ashcroft announced himself as a superstar. #AFL #AFLfinals

This goal is insane. Will Ashcroft fights off seven players all by himself and sets up a goal. Where’s his cape? Joe Daniher will get the headlines but I’ll remember that game as the day Ashcroft announced himself as a superstar. #AFL #AFLfinals

191,234 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

I have been to many, many, many, MANY incredible sporting events at Suncorp Stadium. I have never, ever, ever, EVERRRRRR, experienced anything like that. If this place had a roof it would be in New South Wales right now. #Fifawwc #GoMatildas

I have been to many, many, many, MANY incredible sporting events at Suncorp Stadium. I have never, ever, ever, EVERRRRRR, experienced anything like that. If this place had a roof it would be in New South Wales right now. #Fifawwc #GoMatildas

283,558 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Jeremy Cameron’s one armed tackle with a (maybe) broken arm will go down in football folklore if the Cats win. That was superhuman. Moment of the game so far. #AFL #AFLGrandFinal

Jeremy Cameron’s one armed tackle with a (maybe) broken arm will go down in football folklore if the Cats win. That was superhuman. Moment of the game so far. #AFL #AFLGrandFinal

76,326 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

A terrible shot from a kid who clearly had all of his confidence knocked out of him by being dropped. Be aggressive. Be patient. Play your game. Play our game. The mixed messages to Konstas have been ridiculous.

A terrible shot from a kid who clearly had all of his confidence knocked out of him by being dropped. Be aggressive. Be patient. Play your game. Play our game. The mixed messages to Konstas have been ridiculous.

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Reasons India lost the #BoxingDayTest: - Sharma & Kohli being walking wickets - Jaiswal’s poor catching - Pant’s dumb batting Things that didn’t cost India: - ‘cheating’ Aussies - ‘cheating’ umpires - ‘optical illusions’ - ‘late swing’

Reasons India lost the #BoxingDayTest: - Sharma & Kohli being walking wickets - Jaiswal’s poor catching - Pant’s dumb batting Things that didn’t cost India: - ‘cheating’ Aussies - ‘cheating’ umpires - ‘optical illusions’ - ‘late swing’

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The Nate Caddy hype train overshadowing that Logan Morris is the same age and better is a real shame. #AFL

The Nate Caddy hype train overshadowing that Logan Morris is the same age and better is a real shame. #AFL

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No one ever sides with a journalist in a battle with an athlete/coach but Des Hasler has been rude to people just doing their job forever and a day. Glad someone went back at him Easier to get away with it when winning than about to ‘win’ a wooden spoon 🥄 #NRL

No one ever sides with a journalist in a battle with an athlete/coach but Des Hasler has been rude to people just doing their job forever and a day. Glad someone went back at him Easier to get away with it when winning than about to ‘win’ a wooden spoon 🥄 #NRL

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‘Because I priorities my family between 5-8pm every night to find work/life balance that doesn’t mean I don’t work hard’ Absolutely love this from Benji Marshall 👏 #NRL

‘Because I priorities my family between 5-8pm every night to find work/life balance that doesn’t mean I don’t work hard’ Absolutely love this from Benji Marshall 👏 #NRL

166,674 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

This is junk.

This is junk.

42,131 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Anyone who knows me knows I’m a huge Cam Rayner fan but I reckon he’ll look back at this and regret it. Not as much as the umpire who got sucked in to making a terrible call… twice. But still. Lions thoroughly thrashed tonight. #AFL #AFLFinals

Anyone who knows me knows I’m a huge Cam Rayner fan but I reckon he’ll look back at this and regret it. Not as much as the umpire who got sucked in to making a terrible call… twice. But still. Lions thoroughly thrashed tonight. #AFL #AFLFinals

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I’m still struggling to understand the crowd booing Isaac Quaynor last night & the atrocious message it sends. Quaynor didn’t report what Rankine said. He didn’t formally complain. All he did was be the victim of someone else’s slur. Garbage to boo. #AFL

I’m still struggling to understand the crowd booing Isaac Quaynor last night & the atrocious message it sends. Quaynor didn’t report what Rankine said. He didn’t formally complain. All he did was be the victim of someone else’s slur. Garbage to boo. #AFL

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