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Did I just commit a felony

Did I just commit a felony

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this is what it_s all about🥺

this is what it_s all about🥺

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She wanted to be a working woman so bad, now she can do both jobs at once. I'm not losing my benefits just because she suddenly decided to have a work ethic. If she's gonna mess with the household income, the least she can do is take a couple kids to work with her.

She wanted to be a working woman so bad, now she can do both jobs at once. I'm not losing my benefits just because she suddenly decided to have a work ethic. If she's gonna mess with the household income, the least she can do is take a couple kids to work with her.

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When your three years old falls in love for the first time 😭

When your three years old falls in love for the first time 😭

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When your husband of 14 years leaves… and you suddenly realize the mess you’ve been complaining about for years was you the whole time 💀😂 Sir, I owe you an apology.

When your husband of 14 years leaves… and you suddenly realize the mess you’ve been complaining about for years was you the whole time 💀😂 Sir, I owe you an apology.

1,635,697 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

I wish I didn't laugh when I sat up because I had him saying. he had no idea wtf I say😂

I wish I didn't laugh when I sat up because I had him saying. he had no idea wtf I say😂

307,720 Aufrufe • vor 14 Tagen

And she used MY CARD🧐

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And she used MY CARD🧐

1,493,429 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

This dude hasn't taken me on a date in years... not happenin

This dude hasn't taken me on a date in years... not happenin

2,011,733 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Caught my wife changing our 13 year olds sheets Who's going to tell her🧐

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Caught my wife changing our 13 year olds sheets Who's going to tell her🧐

2,348,290 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

He is so stupid

He is so stupid

731,361 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Is _$20 worth a cream pie_😳

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Is _$20 worth a cream pie_😳

1,927,412 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

My daughter was doing homework on my bed while I was in the bathtub singing… Then she texted me this. I’m still crying. My mom is singing She is so pretty and so is her voice

My daughter was doing homework on my bed while I was in the bathtub singing… Then she texted me this. I’m still crying. My mom is singing She is so pretty and so is her voice

288,353 Aufrufe • vor 29 Tagen

Sending my husband spicy pics. Just making sure I can still distract him😂

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Sending my husband spicy pics. Just making sure I can still distract him😂

1,255,247 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

She came in a little hot there.🥹

She came in a little hot there.🥹

710,348 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Calling my boyfriend (Using his own stats from college)to see if the boy "Ella talking to is good at basketball

Calling my boyfriend (Using his own stats from college)to see if the boy "Ella talking to is good at basketball

881,076 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Setting strangers up 😭

Setting strangers up 😭

771,683 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Setting himself up... again 😞

Setting himself up... again 😞

757,819 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

POV:Your son is in the wrong sport Hybrid athlete 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

POV:Your son is in the wrong sport Hybrid athlete 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

586,398 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

She was created in a Lab 🙈🍑

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She was created in a Lab 🙈🍑

769,348 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Thought these bird whistles were a total scam… then my kids turned into full-time bird callers for over an hour 😂🦜 Worth every penny.

Thought these bird whistles were a total scam… then my kids turned into full-time bird callers for over an hour 😂🦜 Worth every penny.

361,340 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Career Ladder 🪜 She_s the ONLY ONE in the world 🤯

Career Ladder 🪜 She_s the ONLY ONE in the world 🤯

495,598 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Newborn mode activated: hold her like she’s made of glass and the floor is lava 😅 Why can everything kill her?

Newborn mode activated: hold her like she’s made of glass and the floor is lava 😅 Why can everything kill her?

129,050 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Breaking generational trauma looks like this. Making ghost waffles, letting her cut the strawberries herself, and crying because I’m so damn proud to be her mom. This is the love I never got… and the cycle ends with me.

Breaking generational trauma looks like this. Making ghost waffles, letting her cut the strawberries herself, and crying because I’m so damn proud to be her mom. This is the love I never got… and the cycle ends with me.

110,296 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat