
mary morgan
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i watched the documentary about lily phillips. this was her immediate reaction after hooking up with 100 men in a day. she was feigning excitement for weeks before the stunt. in fear of seeming ‘judgmental’ – the one and only cardinal sin recognized in modern secular culture – nobody in lily’s life stopped her from hitting self destruct. she will remember the fact that nobody stopped her. and she will count that as evidence that she is worth nothing more than being used sexually, hence her new record-breaking goal of 1000 men in a day. this is a veiled suicide attempt.
mary morgan25,640,883 views • 1 year ago

my long awaited official statement on the lonely church girl epidemic.
mary morgan109,426 views • 16 days ago

anyone else think something is off about this? just me? okay.
mary morgan2,615,062 views • 1 year ago

lily phillips makes many self-deprecating remarks throughout the documentary, but this one was especially bleak. she implies that no sane man will ever love her or want to commit to her. instead, whoever marries her will be “one poor bastard,” and he might as well pimp her out to other men as a prostitute.
mary morgan1,991,619 views • 1 year ago

clothing + accessories men hate on women… tell me if i missed anything, might make a part 2
mary morgan63,056 views • 18 days ago

catcalling was one of the big scares of 2010s hashtag feminism, prior to metoo. like free the nipple, free bleeding, armpit hair, and an assortment of other pet issues. feminists would walk around cities with gopros to record as many possible instances of (mostly) black guys yelling “hey sexy” and the like. seems so silly now, but this was considered a real social ill at the time
mary morgan1,265,425 views • 1 year ago
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“if my kids get bullied because i make p*rn, they should just NOT care what other people think😌”
mary morgan1,170,069 views • 3 years ago

hot take i know, but i kind of love that blake lively and ryan reynolds have this specific type of toxic relationship they conspired together on a multi-million dollar inside joke, thinking no one would ever find out, just to make a mockery of some annoying man-bun wearing male feminist blake had to work with. finding someone who matches your exact level of petty is such a gift.
mary morgan277,642 views • 1 year ago

justin baldoni’s defamation countersuit against blake lively is officially DEAD. you battled hollywood’s #MeToo establishment and you lost. but let’s not forget who propped up this sham movement in the first place: virtue signaling activists just like yourself. the only winning move is not to play.
mary morgan209,835 views • 1 year ago

ben affleck’s daughter made a public plea for mask mandates in LA… in 2024, mind you. gasping for air in between sentences. this is a deeply disturbed individual. in the victorian era she would’ve been bedridden for life with some obscure nervous disease. in the tudor era she would have been one of the aristocrats who believed they were made of glass
mary morgan142,853 views • 1 year ago

Lord, the men you put on this earth to protect and provide for us are having a brat summer
mary morgan120,710 views • 1 year ago