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Allan went to party at a nearby club and, little did he know, he would meet his ex-girlfriend Lucy there. The boyz took the beef to another level by demanding her to remove all the clothes he had bought for her immediately or face the consequences. Lucy begged him and her friends to just respect her. LESSON: Ladies should learn to work and buy their own using their own money.
Mastardcesh1,696,609 views • 1 month ago

Zimbabwean businessman Wicknell Chivayo is expected to be buried at his family’s ancestral land in Gandami village, Wiltshire, in the Chivhu area of Chikomba, Mashonaland East. The land is about 400 hectares. Chivayo spent more than US$500,000 on fencing, machinery and trucks in the famr bought by his grandfather in 1962.
Mastardcesh435,844 views • 23 days ago

Swarm of Kalenjin men met Cherono in the bush at around 11 p.m. and started questioning where she was coming from. They claimed she smelled of alcohol, then caned her for no reason. In the village, a night walk can turn into a court with no judge. The street is now asking who gave them the sticks to whip Cherono!!
Mastardcesh124,768 views • 9 days ago

Brooooooooooooh!! When we said you should dress well for an event, this dude showed up to interview Citizen journalist Jeff Koinange in sweatpants, like he was interviewing his 1910 grandmother. Learn to dress decent if you want respect. Jeff pushed the so-called Young Millionaire Talks because the man dressed so pathetic.
Mastardcesh101,899 views • 9 days ago

We were busy in the church listening the word of God...little did i blink that I saw a devil in the house recording herself...guess looking for customers. Pastor was not aware Even the devil was in the house😳Satan did not wait for God to move by spirit coz he knows what was to happen to his vessel. Ok, church accommodates all, one day she'll repent also. Let me not judge her.
Mastardcesh842,289 views • 2 months ago

Don't cry ,, don't cry ,, look at me ,, smile smile ,,lugha hii si geni towni...Why did you go there at the first case Njoki??? legs are shaking like something elese hehehe The hardest thing is working out, but it depends with what is driving you lakini hapo inafika unalia we wacha tu 😅 The only legshake I have ever seen during bedmentation. Bloody amateur!!! Instead of ' don't cry' nonsense give her water let her get her wind back..... Wewe uko busy dont cry and maybe she is overwhelmed by emotions. She might have pushed herself n she is just amazed by how much she has pushed herself..... anyway brilliant workout na ujue ukipush hivi awe na time poa ya recovery a watch sasa diet take a balance carvs na protien. Intake yake.. This is how your babes experience in gym.
Mastardcesh813,828 views • 3 months ago

Yesterday around 8pm while I was driving along Kanu Street in Nakuru, I saw a tuktuk guy forcing a couple to board his vehicle after they had ordered it. I had to witness it...record it. The couple was very drunk from clubbing all day. They were kissing and touching each other. The lady was confused and wanted an Uber instead. But Brother Joseph did not have money for Uber. Sister Benta, refused to enter the tuktuk. I guess she has standards. The man almost cried. As I always say, only buy what you can afford to maintain.
Mastardcesh226,096 views • 2 months ago

This is not just a 73-year-old. This is super 73-year-old Fred Obachi Machoka. His health looks like a blessing and his work rate is still on another level. At this age, his dance moves are still moving like Moya David. The man is really happy, and the floor is still his.
Mastardcesh36,501 views • 14 days ago

Mike Sonko adopted a nine-months-pregnant woman after rescuing her from abandonment and homelessness. She had been chased from her cousin’s house while the man responsible distanced himself, accusing her of disloyalty. Sonko’s team temporarily took her in, providing full care to ensure the safety of both mother and baby. He urged young people to make responsible choices and called on society to support vulnerable mothers rather than judge them. [WATCH]
Mastardcesh196,869 views • 4 months ago

What causes someone to be a vampire??? Ruiru Vampire Suspect arrested and take to court. He shocked as all after saying that he was doing the video's for fame and comedic. Now, tension is high is since he might attack prisoners. I wonder if they will survive. This guy will attack them and even bite them over night. Weuh, this is so risk.
Mastardcesh141,069 views • 3 months ago

Today at around 7a.m while I was driving to job as usual, I managed to record these two throwing steamy insults in the busy Thika Road... That TikTok ngei called FEMBOY CANCELLED was being driven in a uber baridi and another fan was angry of how dude used to dress and behave behind the cameras. Nakwambia it was boiling. English kidogo itabidi mnisamehe💔 "Umbwaa unat0mbwa m@tako😂😂😂" Mara ooh umee mat1ti,,,unaongelesha nani😂 It was very weird. But for me, this is not the right way to address. It's wrong justice for this guy if he can get a good lawyer he can be paid good money. Just from nowhere, someone insulting you for nothing and maybe his TikTok video's are just for fan and for money.... I was just enjoying while driving mos mos. I love this game tho. [WATCH]
Mastardcesh165,593 views • 4 months ago

A Kenyan lady in Oman said that she went there February date 22, the program was appealing as planned... 3 weeks later, she was pregnant and she struggled a lot to survive.She added that the main thing she could say was that they couldn't just go home. She mentioned that in the office they had given her three hundred rials. Jasmine promised to give her fifty million rials, the other person one hundred rials and the mango a quarter. She explained that her mother's heart was troubled because she had a problem and worked as a casual labourer. She's now requesting for ticket to return back home since her mum is suffering to get enough fee to pay it and also she has got 2 children at home. Kenyans condemned her and criticized her for letting foreigners to impregnate her using a phrase "So ulienda kupanua miguu" I think this is not good at all. Learn to help or ignore if you can't. Let's be supportive. She was looking for greener pastures but unfortunately 😕 [WATCH]
Mastardcesh167,766 views • 4 months ago

Yesterday, I went to Kitui to inspect a certain projects,,,,later at around 7p.m, I decided to pass by a nearest club to take a rest...kunywa maji na soda tu ju i don't do alcohol 😀 I was shocked to see a grandma who's enjoying herself and dancing with Gen Z in the club. Kina brother Mutiso na Kiteme were enjoying it to the fullest 😀💔 This shosho in her blue kitenge was outchea stealing the spotlight, swinging her walking stick like a microphone while a young guy in green tried to grind on her like it was a marriage negotiation gone wild💔 She was bending low, dodging his advances one minute and pulling him in the next, as if teaching these boys how real party elders do it. The whole crew was hyped, pointing and laughing while the drummer kept the beat alive. In Kitui, even retirement looks like this heheheh. Grandmas are not retiring, they are just upgrading to Gen Z fuel. Who needs retirement homes when clubs have better medicine.
Mastardcesh144,809 views • 4 months ago

Gideon Moi speaks about having handshake with William Ruto. He's saying he never requested for the handshake but Ruto forced him under conditions. After he rejected him, Ruto started fighting him, fighting his media platforms and TV stations. He told us that Ruto wanted him to join UDA and start working together. Later, Gideon realised that Kasongo wants to steal his businesses and kill his political career. That's where Baringo son just stepped and attacked Ruto through his social media just 3 weeks after the handshake. Now, Gideon says he wants to document who killed Raila Odinga, who killed General Ogolla and many others. He got all the evidence to provide in court if.... Remember Ruto fears that Moi's son. Dude is mulitibillion...335 billion net worth while Ruto is 51 billion and yet he's a sitting president. Gideon Moi runs: 1. KTN News 2. KTN Home 3. KTN 4. Spice FM 5. Radio Maisha 6. 7. Nairobian Newspaper 8. Standard Group 9. Logistics 10. Estates and millions of other businesses. He's million distance from Ruto. Kasongo wants to own everything including family affairs. But amepata kijana kichwa ngumu just like his brother Rigathi Gachagua. Real sons of Moi.
Mastardcesh110,081 views • 3 months ago

CHEMIST EPISODE 3: Simon visited nearest chemist in Kasarani Hunters to inquire about a suspicious thing happened to his "Stylus Pen" during supply of exra-high 11kV of electricity to his beautiful galfren💔 SIMON: "My msolombo had become long after using some pills. My girlfriend has bee complaining it is painful during the supply." CHEMIST ATTENDANT: "Yes" SIMON: "She even send me to come inquire what we can do to make it smaall size." LADY: "Hatuna kitu ya kufupisha." Brother Simon kept insisting on what he wanted the stylus to be reduced but Lady Benta is even explaining to him that nothing can be done. Ok, I have no problem on this. By, why record someone without his or her permission. This thing is been happening now for a decades 😳 Someone wakes up in his house, then him go record someones daughter in her duties. Ain't happy at all. Unless it is an agreement but privacy must be respected woria. It’s just that this people don’t know the law otherwise video taping someone unknowingly is a crime. Danstan Omari should educate this guy that recording someone without his/her consent and exposing someone's business without permission should not be tolerated by law.
Mastardcesh97,835 views • 3 months ago

Dating a police officer's daughter is not easy, our brother is currently facing backlash from his girlfriend's father. It seems like dude will go to Kamiti maximum prison ju naskia sista is not having ID. Remember without ID, that one is still under age. Dude might soon regret ju I'm seeing father in-law is very angry. Better date politicians children or teahers or pastors but police officers,, no, they might even come for you at 1a.m. fear them. But I'm praying everything will go well soon ju that lady is automatically submissive woman. I love how she's treating my son. She's even buying everything for him including personal items and etc. Very romantic and sexy woman.
Mastardcesh86,761 views • 3 months ago

NIS car attacked by protesters in Nairobi. The SUV car tried to disperse and arrest the protesters but the scene turned to chaotic. They only option was to turn and dissappear to the wilderness. Told you fear Kenyans. They only fear hot porridge, hot milk and marriage related issues. Police are now more a threat. Fuel prices must be reduced to 150/= and below. The rate at which the economy is becoming worse,,,,, John Mbadi, Opiyo Wandayi and others wlare just watching their police being heckled 😂 very nais. Nguys, more so Thika Road, Kahawa, Kitengela, Githurai , Kibera and parts of Mlolongo/Mombasa Road. We are waiting for you uku CBD. Use any means. We are already in CBD. Mid-morning gonna be war. Lazima kitaeleweka. Reject Fuel Prices
Mastardcesh118,718 views • 5 months ago


![SO SAD 😞 This is the last day of Siaya Senator and a ODM party Oburu Odinga. Raila Junior was with him during medication and unfortunately, he's dead. RIP [Source: Maverick Aoko]](https://image.24vids.com/tw-2107515999926796666/media/HT9mn20WUAAdceP.jpg)


