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Report reaching my desk is that Guardian Angel and Esther Musila has a baby. 2 years old baby boy. Beautiful one. I remember when told you Esther Musila is preganant. She got preganant at her 55 years old. Bro this is God's favor. Guardian who ks the man of God seems prayed hard and God listened to him. See how Esther is enjoying the gym with her handsome baby boy. Wivu will finish you all. Even I thought dude has no child until met with her in a gym today. I had to record to prove to you. REMINDER: Never judge a book by its cover.

Report reaching my desk is that Guardian Angel and Esther Musila has a baby. 2 years old baby boy. Beautiful one. I remember when told you Esther Musila is preganant. She got preganant at her 55 years old. Bro this is God's favor. Guardian who ks the man of God seems prayed hard and God listened to him. See how Esther is enjoying the gym with her handsome baby boy. Wivu will finish you all. Even I thought dude has no child until met with her in a gym today. I had to record to prove to you. REMINDER: Never judge a book by its cover.

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The dog used to supply 11kV of illegal electricity to this sister. I swear for real. Her dog just smells it like it used to. This is not new to him. Ladies will show us many things in this world. [WATCH]

The dog used to supply 11kV of illegal electricity to this sister. I swear for real. Her dog just smells it like it used to. This is not new to him. Ladies will show us many things in this world. [WATCH]

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In the wild streets of Nairobi CBD,,, Selfie Man struck again like a phone wielding ghost. He spotted a mama minding her business and crept up like a thief in broad daylight camera ready for that viral moment. No hello no excuse me just snap and dash. Content first permission later. But this time the streets fought back. One angry mama cornered him faster than a matatu conductor chasing fare. Her eyes burned hotter than jiko charcoal. You want to take my picture without asking she barked handbag already swinging like a deadly weapon. Selfie Mans legs turned to wet ugali. The dude almost got beaten like a drum at a wedding. Slaps were loading kicks were aiming and his precious phone was seconds from becoming expensive pavement decoration. Bystanders watched like it was a free Nollywood movie. All because he forgot the number one rule in these streets unsolicited selfies are fighting words. I had said it before one day he would meet a high temper mama who doesnt understand content. Today the prophecy landed. Some people see free viral gold others see pure disrespect. Nairobi outchea is not a studio and not everyone is your willing cast member. At the end of the day whether you chase likes or run for your life consent is not optional. Selfie Man escaped with his phone this time. But the streets are watching. What is your take content or crime. 😂

In the wild streets of Nairobi CBD,,, Selfie Man struck again like a phone wielding ghost. He spotted a mama minding her business and crept up like a thief in broad daylight camera ready for that viral moment. No hello no excuse me just snap and dash. Content first permission later. But this time the streets fought back. One angry mama cornered him faster than a matatu conductor chasing fare. Her eyes burned hotter than jiko charcoal. You want to take my picture without asking she barked handbag already swinging like a deadly weapon. Selfie Mans legs turned to wet ugali. The dude almost got beaten like a drum at a wedding. Slaps were loading kicks were aiming and his precious phone was seconds from becoming expensive pavement decoration. Bystanders watched like it was a free Nollywood movie. All because he forgot the number one rule in these streets unsolicited selfies are fighting words. I had said it before one day he would meet a high temper mama who doesnt understand content. Today the prophecy landed. Some people see free viral gold others see pure disrespect. Nairobi outchea is not a studio and not everyone is your willing cast member. At the end of the day whether you chase likes or run for your life consent is not optional. Selfie Man escaped with his phone this time. But the streets are watching. What is your take content or crime. 😂

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It is clear that Somali 🇸🇴 babes love Kenya 🇰🇪 They were spotted holding kenyan flag in an Arab country.

It is clear that Somali 🇸🇴 babes love Kenya 🇰🇪 They were spotted holding kenyan flag in an Arab country.

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DISCLAIMER: ADULTS ONLY! Around noon today in Naivasha, while we were enjoying our time at Khaliston Hotel with my frens, I managed to capture an aerial view of two couples signing the Book of Joy in the hill bushes 😊 I thought the sun was hot kumbe mnaezatandika anywhere without minding the condition of the rocky rocky 😂 Sweating, smelling like "beberu," and getting tired ooh My! But my question is: how much does lodging cost? Kuna ata ya KSh 200, and you get a free environment. Steaming in the bushes is to be disregarded. Huku Vasha is the source of divorce and early pregnancy 😂 source of pure greatness.

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DISCLAIMER: ADULTS ONLY! Around noon today in Naivasha, while we were enjoying our time at Khaliston Hotel with my frens, I managed to capture an aerial view of two couples signing the Book of Joy in the hill bushes 😊 I thought the sun was hot kumbe mnaezatandika anywhere without minding the condition of the rocky rocky 😂 Sweating, smelling like "beberu," and getting tired ooh My! But my question is: how much does lodging cost? Kuna ata ya KSh 200, and you get a free environment. Steaming in the bushes is to be disregarded. Huku Vasha is the source of divorce and early pregnancy 😂 source of pure greatness.

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JUST IN: Thika Road in standstill as transport paralysed in after several roads blocked in protest over high fuel prices. In Eltoret City, some shops closed amd the situation is still binding on. Some protesters were spotted along Langas and some parts of CBD. I'm Nakuru, no signs reported yet. Some politicians warned youth not to protest but the situation is still in panic since anytime soon Maandamano can start. Thika is the main source, main hot-spot of maandamano. Kitengela and Kasarani also. Arsenal fans started yesterday, I was told some of the youths remained in town as they way Monday protest. [SHARE THE CURRENT SITUATION WITHIN YOUR LOCATION]

JUST IN: Thika Road in standstill as transport paralysed in after several roads blocked in protest over high fuel prices. In Eltoret City, some shops closed amd the situation is still binding on. Some protesters were spotted along Langas and some parts of CBD. I'm Nakuru, no signs reported yet. Some politicians warned youth not to protest but the situation is still in panic since anytime soon Maandamano can start. Thika is the main source, main hot-spot of maandamano. Kitengela and Kasarani also. Arsenal fans started yesterday, I was told some of the youths remained in town as they way Monday protest. [SHARE THE CURRENT SITUATION WITHIN YOUR LOCATION]

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Intel reveals that William Ruto wants to sabotage Mt. Kenya politics, development and cut off their numbers ahead of 2027 General Election. Someone from the office of the president told us that Ruto his focus is to build Ebola Quarantine Facility in Nanyuki so that Kikuyus will suffer. He told us also that, it is a punishment to Kikuyus. Murima people will be protesting day in day out hence making them poor by destroying their properties. Senior officer told us that, they've been given authority to clear anything coming across. Not to spare..no sympathy. Okuyus must suffer 😢 More Ebola infected patients are expected today evening. Doctors have arrived so far with some PPE.

Intel reveals that William Ruto wants to sabotage Mt. Kenya politics, development and cut off their numbers ahead of 2027 General Election. Someone from the office of the president told us that Ruto his focus is to build Ebola Quarantine Facility in Nanyuki so that Kikuyus will suffer. He told us also that, it is a punishment to Kikuyus. Murima people will be protesting day in day out hence making them poor by destroying their properties. Senior officer told us that, they've been given authority to clear anything coming across. Not to spare..no sympathy. Okuyus must suffer 😢 More Ebola infected patients are expected today evening. Doctors have arrived so far with some PPE.

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