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Report reaching my desk is that Guardian Angel and Esther Musila has a baby. 2 years old baby boy. Beautiful one. I remember when told you Esther Musila is preganant. She got preganant at her 55 years old. Bro this is God's favor. Guardian who ks the man of God seems prayed hard and God listened to him. See how Esther is enjoying the gym with her handsome baby boy. Wivu will finish you all. Even I thought dude has no child until met with her in a gym today. I had to record to prove to you. REMINDER: Never judge a book by its cover.

Report reaching my desk is that Guardian Angel and Esther Musila has a baby. 2 years old baby boy. Beautiful one. I remember when told you Esther Musila is preganant. She got preganant at her 55 years old. Bro this is God's favor. Guardian who ks the man of God seems prayed hard and God listened to him. See how Esther is enjoying the gym with her handsome baby boy. Wivu will finish you all. Even I thought dude has no child until met with her in a gym today. I had to record to prove to you. REMINDER: Never judge a book by its cover.

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The dog used to supply 11kV of illegal electricity to this sister. I swear for real. Her dog just smells it like it used to. This is not new to him. Ladies will show us many things in this world. [WATCH]

The dog used to supply 11kV of illegal electricity to this sister. I swear for real. Her dog just smells it like it used to. This is not new to him. Ladies will show us many things in this world. [WATCH]

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In the wild streets of Nairobi CBD,,, Selfie Man struck again like a phone wielding ghost. He spotted a mama minding her business and crept up like a thief in broad daylight camera ready for that viral moment. No hello no excuse me just snap and dash. Content first permission later. But this time the streets fought back. One angry mama cornered him faster than a matatu conductor chasing fare. Her eyes burned hotter than jiko charcoal. You want to take my picture without asking she barked handbag already swinging like a deadly weapon. Selfie Mans legs turned to wet ugali. The dude almost got beaten like a drum at a wedding. Slaps were loading kicks were aiming and his precious phone was seconds from becoming expensive pavement decoration. Bystanders watched like it was a free Nollywood movie. All because he forgot the number one rule in these streets unsolicited selfies are fighting words. I had said it before one day he would meet a high temper mama who doesnt understand content. Today the prophecy landed. Some people see free viral gold others see pure disrespect. Nairobi outchea is not a studio and not everyone is your willing cast member. At the end of the day whether you chase likes or run for your life consent is not optional. Selfie Man escaped with his phone this time. But the streets are watching. What is your take content or crime. 😂

In the wild streets of Nairobi CBD,,, Selfie Man struck again like a phone wielding ghost. He spotted a mama minding her business and crept up like a thief in broad daylight camera ready for that viral moment. No hello no excuse me just snap and dash. Content first permission later. But this time the streets fought back. One angry mama cornered him faster than a matatu conductor chasing fare. Her eyes burned hotter than jiko charcoal. You want to take my picture without asking she barked handbag already swinging like a deadly weapon. Selfie Mans legs turned to wet ugali. The dude almost got beaten like a drum at a wedding. Slaps were loading kicks were aiming and his precious phone was seconds from becoming expensive pavement decoration. Bystanders watched like it was a free Nollywood movie. All because he forgot the number one rule in these streets unsolicited selfies are fighting words. I had said it before one day he would meet a high temper mama who doesnt understand content. Today the prophecy landed. Some people see free viral gold others see pure disrespect. Nairobi outchea is not a studio and not everyone is your willing cast member. At the end of the day whether you chase likes or run for your life consent is not optional. Selfie Man escaped with his phone this time. But the streets are watching. What is your take content or crime. 😂

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It is clear that Somali 🇸🇴 babes love Kenya 🇰🇪 They were spotted holding kenyan flag in an Arab country.

It is clear that Somali 🇸🇴 babes love Kenya 🇰🇪 They were spotted holding kenyan flag in an Arab country.

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DISCLAIMER: ADULTS ONLY! Around noon today in Naivasha, while we were enjoying our time at Khaliston Hotel with my frens, I managed to capture an aerial view of two couples signing the Book of Joy in the hill bushes 😊 I thought the sun was hot kumbe mnaezatandika anywhere without minding the condition of the rocky rocky 😂 Sweating, smelling like "beberu," and getting tired ooh My! But my question is: how much does lodging cost? Kuna ata ya KSh 200, and you get a free environment. Steaming in the bushes is to be disregarded. Huku Vasha is the source of divorce and early pregnancy 😂 source of pure greatness.

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DISCLAIMER: ADULTS ONLY! Around noon today in Naivasha, while we were enjoying our time at Khaliston Hotel with my frens, I managed to capture an aerial view of two couples signing the Book of Joy in the hill bushes 😊 I thought the sun was hot kumbe mnaezatandika anywhere without minding the condition of the rocky rocky 😂 Sweating, smelling like "beberu," and getting tired ooh My! But my question is: how much does lodging cost? Kuna ata ya KSh 200, and you get a free environment. Steaming in the bushes is to be disregarded. Huku Vasha is the source of divorce and early pregnancy 😂 source of pure greatness.

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JUST IN: Thika Road in standstill as transport paralysed in after several roads blocked in protest over high fuel prices. In Eltoret City, some shops closed amd the situation is still binding on. Some protesters were spotted along Langas and some parts of CBD. I'm Nakuru, no signs reported yet. Some politicians warned youth not to protest but the situation is still in panic since anytime soon Maandamano can start. Thika is the main source, main hot-spot of maandamano. Kitengela and Kasarani also. Arsenal fans started yesterday, I was told some of the youths remained in town as they way Monday protest. [SHARE THE CURRENT SITUATION WITHIN YOUR LOCATION]

JUST IN: Thika Road in standstill as transport paralysed in after several roads blocked in protest over high fuel prices. In Eltoret City, some shops closed amd the situation is still binding on. Some protesters were spotted along Langas and some parts of CBD. I'm Nakuru, no signs reported yet. Some politicians warned youth not to protest but the situation is still in panic since anytime soon Maandamano can start. Thika is the main source, main hot-spot of maandamano. Kitengela and Kasarani also. Arsenal fans started yesterday, I was told some of the youths remained in town as they way Monday protest. [SHARE THE CURRENT SITUATION WITHIN YOUR LOCATION]

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Intel reveals that William Ruto wants to sabotage Mt. Kenya politics, development and cut off their numbers ahead of 2027 General Election. Someone from the office of the president told us that Ruto his focus is to build Ebola Quarantine Facility in Nanyuki so that Kikuyus will suffer. He told us also that, it is a punishment to Kikuyus. Murima people will be protesting day in day out hence making them poor by destroying their properties. Senior officer told us that, they've been given authority to clear anything coming across. Not to spare..no sympathy. Okuyus must suffer 😢 More Ebola infected patients are expected today evening. Doctors have arrived so far with some PPE.

Intel reveals that William Ruto wants to sabotage Mt. Kenya politics, development and cut off their numbers ahead of 2027 General Election. Someone from the office of the president told us that Ruto his focus is to build Ebola Quarantine Facility in Nanyuki so that Kikuyus will suffer. He told us also that, it is a punishment to Kikuyus. Murima people will be protesting day in day out hence making them poor by destroying their properties. Senior officer told us that, they've been given authority to clear anything coming across. Not to spare..no sympathy. Okuyus must suffer 😢 More Ebola infected patients are expected today evening. Doctors have arrived so far with some PPE.

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Don't cry ,, don't cry ,, look at me ,, smile smile ,,lugha hii si geni towni...Why did you go there at the first case Njoki??? legs are shaking like something elese hehehe The hardest thing is working out, but it depends with what is driving you lakini hapo inafika unalia we wacha tu 😅 The only legshake I have ever seen during bedmentation. Bloody amateur!!! Instead of ' don't cry' nonsense give her water let her get her wind back..... Wewe uko busy dont cry and maybe she is overwhelmed by emotions. She might have pushed herself n she is just amazed by how much she has pushed herself..... anyway brilliant workout na ujue ukipush hivi awe na time poa ya recovery a watch sasa diet take a balance carvs na protien. Intake yake.. This is how your babes experience in gym.

Don't cry ,, don't cry ,, look at me ,, smile smile ,,lugha hii si geni towni...Why did you go there at the first case Njoki??? legs are shaking like something elese hehehe The hardest thing is working out, but it depends with what is driving you lakini hapo inafika unalia we wacha tu 😅 The only legshake I have ever seen during bedmentation. Bloody amateur!!! Instead of ' don't cry' nonsense give her water let her get her wind back..... Wewe uko busy dont cry and maybe she is overwhelmed by emotions. She might have pushed herself n she is just amazed by how much she has pushed herself..... anyway brilliant workout na ujue ukipush hivi awe na time poa ya recovery a watch sasa diet take a balance carvs na protien. Intake yake.. This is how your babes experience in gym.

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The ben 10 will eat old meat today here in a certain club in Kilimani. This is one will chock the neck mamae. I like the way this guy in yellow jersey is minding his business. Dude doesn't want to involve himself in homogeneous stuffs. Lady Benta might knock you down mangai. Guess she's 200 Kg. At what point should someone get fat like this. This is obesity for real. I'm urging all parents to avoid treating children like this. Obesity might kill them. Balance the diet mummy.

The ben 10 will eat old meat today here in a certain club in Kilimani. This is one will chock the neck mamae. I like the way this guy in yellow jersey is minding his business. Dude doesn't want to involve himself in homogeneous stuffs. Lady Benta might knock you down mangai. Guess she's 200 Kg. At what point should someone get fat like this. This is obesity for real. I'm urging all parents to avoid treating children like this. Obesity might kill them. Balance the diet mummy.

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Dating a police officer's daughter is not easy, our brother is currently facing backlash from his girlfriend's father. It seems like dude will go to Kamiti maximum prison ju naskia sista is not having ID. Remember without ID, that one is still under age. Dude might soon regret ju I'm seeing father in-law is very angry. Better date politicians children or teahers or pastors but police officers,, no, they might even come for you at 1a.m. fear them. But I'm praying everything will go well soon ju that lady is automatically submissive woman. I love how she's treating my son. She's even buying everything for him including personal items and etc. Very romantic and sexy woman.

Dating a police officer's daughter is not easy, our brother is currently facing backlash from his girlfriend's father. It seems like dude will go to Kamiti maximum prison ju naskia sista is not having ID. Remember without ID, that one is still under age. Dude might soon regret ju I'm seeing father in-law is very angry. Better date politicians children or teahers or pastors but police officers,, no, they might even come for you at 1a.m. fear them. But I'm praying everything will go well soon ju that lady is automatically submissive woman. I love how she's treating my son. She's even buying everything for him including personal items and etc. Very romantic and sexy woman.

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Someone tell Nadia Mukami another baddie from Thika is enjoying the fruit she left a few months ago. Immediately she heartbroken my brother Arrow Bwoy, Someone else picked and washed him hehehe. Lady Benta is in ovulation mood i guess ju the way she's rombosad it is in another level. Our son Arrow Bwoy was just enjoying the action. Dude doesn't even want to care about his wife. Our sister is watching while typing and deleting and typing and deleting 😂 hali si hali tena. But I saw someone said he won't date a musician, journalist and a nurse. How true is this???

Someone tell Nadia Mukami another baddie from Thika is enjoying the fruit she left a few months ago. Immediately she heartbroken my brother Arrow Bwoy, Someone else picked and washed him hehehe. Lady Benta is in ovulation mood i guess ju the way she's rombosad it is in another level. Our son Arrow Bwoy was just enjoying the action. Dude doesn't even want to care about his wife. Our sister is watching while typing and deleting and typing and deleting 😂 hali si hali tena. But I saw someone said he won't date a musician, journalist and a nurse. How true is this???

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My mom never did this to me I swear. I blame no one but mothers who keep doing this to their children. Our mothers back in 1980s used to chase us...You can't even come close when they're discussing their mushenee or when they're with her husband 😀 These Millennials are very close to their children and even teaching them ungodly things. Children are getting spoiled and rotten. See how this mother is doing to his son. Very shameful.. I blame shingle mothers. They're the source of this.

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My mom never did this to me I swear. I blame no one but mothers who keep doing this to their children. Our mothers back in 1980s used to chase us...You can't even come close when they're discussing their mushenee or when they're with her husband 😀 These Millennials are very close to their children and even teaching them ungodly things. Children are getting spoiled and rotten. See how this mother is doing to his son. Very shameful.. I blame shingle mothers. They're the source of this.

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Mike Sonko adopted a nine-months-pregnant woman after rescuing her from abandonment and homelessness. She had been chased from her cousin’s house while the man responsible distanced himself, accusing her of disloyalty. Sonko’s team temporarily took her in, providing full care to ensure the safety of both mother and baby. He urged young people to make responsible choices and called on society to support vulnerable mothers rather than judge them. [WATCH]

Mike Sonko adopted a nine-months-pregnant woman after rescuing her from abandonment and homelessness. She had been chased from her cousin’s house while the man responsible distanced himself, accusing her of disloyalty. Sonko’s team temporarily took her in, providing full care to ensure the safety of both mother and baby. He urged young people to make responsible choices and called on society to support vulnerable mothers rather than judge them. [WATCH]

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CHEMIST EPISODE 3: Simon visited nearest chemist in Kasarani Hunters to inquire about a suspicious thing happened to his "Stylus Pen" during supply of exra-high 11kV of electricity to his beautiful galfren💔 SIMON: "My msolombo had become long after using some pills. My girlfriend has bee complaining it is painful during the supply." CHEMIST ATTENDANT: "Yes" SIMON: "She even send me to come inquire what we can do to make it smaall size." LADY: "Hatuna kitu ya kufupisha." Brother Simon kept insisting on what he wanted the stylus to be reduced but Lady Benta is even explaining to him that nothing can be done. Ok, I have no problem on this. By, why record someone without his or her permission. This thing is been happening now for a decades 😳 Someone wakes up in his house, then him go record someones daughter in her duties. Ain't happy at all. Unless it is an agreement but privacy must be respected woria. It’s just that this people don’t know the law otherwise video taping someone unknowingly is a crime. Danstan Omari should educate this guy that recording someone without his/her consent and exposing someone's business without permission should not be tolerated by law.

CHEMIST EPISODE 3: Simon visited nearest chemist in Kasarani Hunters to inquire about a suspicious thing happened to his "Stylus Pen" during supply of exra-high 11kV of electricity to his beautiful galfren💔 SIMON: "My msolombo had become long after using some pills. My girlfriend has bee complaining it is painful during the supply." CHEMIST ATTENDANT: "Yes" SIMON: "She even send me to come inquire what we can do to make it smaall size." LADY: "Hatuna kitu ya kufupisha." Brother Simon kept insisting on what he wanted the stylus to be reduced but Lady Benta is even explaining to him that nothing can be done. Ok, I have no problem on this. By, why record someone without his or her permission. This thing is been happening now for a decades 😳 Someone wakes up in his house, then him go record someones daughter in her duties. Ain't happy at all. Unless it is an agreement but privacy must be respected woria. It’s just that this people don’t know the law otherwise video taping someone unknowingly is a crime. Danstan Omari should educate this guy that recording someone without his/her consent and exposing someone's business without permission should not be tolerated by law.

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Today at around 7a.m while I was driving to job as usual, I managed to record these two throwing steamy insults in the busy Thika Road... That TikTok ngei called FEMBOY CANCELLED was being driven in a uber baridi and another fan was angry of how dude used to dress and behave behind the cameras. Nakwambia it was boiling. English kidogo itabidi mnisamehe💔 "Umbwaa unat0mbwa m@tako😂😂😂" Mara ooh umee mat1ti,,,unaongelesha nani😂 It was very weird. But for me, this is not the right way to address. It's wrong justice for this guy if he can get a good lawyer he can be paid good money. Just from nowhere, someone insulting you for nothing and maybe his TikTok video's are just for fan and for money.... I was just enjoying while driving mos mos. I love this game tho. [WATCH]

Today at around 7a.m while I was driving to job as usual, I managed to record these two throwing steamy insults in the busy Thika Road... That TikTok ngei called FEMBOY CANCELLED was being driven in a uber baridi and another fan was angry of how dude used to dress and behave behind the cameras. Nakwambia it was boiling. English kidogo itabidi mnisamehe💔 "Umbwaa unat0mbwa m@tako😂😂😂" Mara ooh umee mat1ti,,,unaongelesha nani😂 It was very weird. But for me, this is not the right way to address. It's wrong justice for this guy if he can get a good lawyer he can be paid good money. Just from nowhere, someone insulting you for nothing and maybe his TikTok video's are just for fan and for money.... I was just enjoying while driving mos mos. I love this game tho. [WATCH]

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A Kenyan lady in Oman said that she went there February date 22, the program was appealing as planned... 3 weeks later, she was pregnant and she struggled a lot to survive.She added that the main thing she could say was that they couldn't just go home. She mentioned that in the office they had given her three hundred rials. Jasmine promised to give her fifty million rials, the other person one hundred rials and the mango a quarter. She explained that her mother's heart was troubled because she had a problem and worked as a casual labourer. She's now requesting for ticket to return back home since her mum is suffering to get enough fee to pay it and also she has got 2 children at home. Kenyans condemned her and criticized her for letting foreigners to impregnate her using a phrase "So ulienda kupanua miguu" I think this is not good at all. Learn to help or ignore if you can't. Let's be supportive. She was looking for greener pastures but unfortunately 😕 [WATCH]

A Kenyan lady in Oman said that she went there February date 22, the program was appealing as planned... 3 weeks later, she was pregnant and she struggled a lot to survive.She added that the main thing she could say was that they couldn't just go home. She mentioned that in the office they had given her three hundred rials. Jasmine promised to give her fifty million rials, the other person one hundred rials and the mango a quarter. She explained that her mother's heart was troubled because she had a problem and worked as a casual labourer. She's now requesting for ticket to return back home since her mum is suffering to get enough fee to pay it and also she has got 2 children at home. Kenyans condemned her and criticized her for letting foreigners to impregnate her using a phrase "So ulienda kupanua miguu" I think this is not good at all. Learn to help or ignore if you can't. Let's be supportive. She was looking for greener pastures but unfortunately 😕 [WATCH]

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Gideon Moi speaks about having handshake with William Ruto. He's saying he never requested for the handshake but Ruto forced him under conditions. After he rejected him, Ruto started fighting him, fighting his media platforms and TV stations. He told us that Ruto wanted him to join UDA and start working together. Later, Gideon realised that Kasongo wants to steal his businesses and kill his political career. That's where Baringo son just stepped and attacked Ruto through his social media just 3 weeks after the handshake. Now, Gideon says he wants to document who killed Raila Odinga, who killed General Ogolla and many others. He got all the evidence to provide in court if.... Remember Ruto fears that Moi's son. Dude is mulitibillion...335 billion net worth while Ruto is 51 billion and yet he's a sitting president. Gideon Moi runs: 1. KTN News 2. KTN Home 3. KTN 4. Spice FM 5. Radio Maisha 6. 7. Nairobian Newspaper 8. Standard Group 9. Logistics 10. Estates and millions of other businesses. He's million distance from Ruto. Kasongo wants to own everything including family affairs. But amepata kijana kichwa ngumu just like his brother Rigathi Gachagua. Real sons of Moi.

Gideon Moi speaks about having handshake with William Ruto. He's saying he never requested for the handshake but Ruto forced him under conditions. After he rejected him, Ruto started fighting him, fighting his media platforms and TV stations. He told us that Ruto wanted him to join UDA and start working together. Later, Gideon realised that Kasongo wants to steal his businesses and kill his political career. That's where Baringo son just stepped and attacked Ruto through his social media just 3 weeks after the handshake. Now, Gideon says he wants to document who killed Raila Odinga, who killed General Ogolla and many others. He got all the evidence to provide in court if.... Remember Ruto fears that Moi's son. Dude is mulitibillion...335 billion net worth while Ruto is 51 billion and yet he's a sitting president. Gideon Moi runs: 1. KTN News 2. KTN Home 3. KTN 4. Spice FM 5. Radio Maisha 6. 7. Nairobian Newspaper 8. Standard Group 9. Logistics 10. Estates and millions of other businesses. He's million distance from Ruto. Kasongo wants to own everything including family affairs. But amepata kijana kichwa ngumu just like his brother Rigathi Gachagua. Real sons of Moi.

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Yesterday, I went to Kitui to inspect a certain projects,,,,later at around 7p.m, I decided to pass by a nearest club to take a rest...kunywa maji na soda tu ju i don't do alcohol 😀 I was shocked to see a grandma who's enjoying herself and dancing with Gen Z in the club. Kina brother Mutiso na Kiteme were enjoying it to the fullest 😀💔 This shosho in her blue kitenge was outchea stealing the spotlight, swinging her walking stick like a microphone while a young guy in green tried to grind on her like it was a marriage negotiation gone wild💔 She was bending low, dodging his advances one minute and pulling him in the next, as if teaching these boys how real party elders do it. The whole crew was hyped, pointing and laughing while the drummer kept the beat alive. In Kitui, even retirement looks like this heheheh. Grandmas are not retiring, they are just upgrading to Gen Z fuel. Who needs retirement homes when clubs have better medicine.

Yesterday, I went to Kitui to inspect a certain projects,,,,later at around 7p.m, I decided to pass by a nearest club to take a rest...kunywa maji na soda tu ju i don't do alcohol 😀 I was shocked to see a grandma who's enjoying herself and dancing with Gen Z in the club. Kina brother Mutiso na Kiteme were enjoying it to the fullest 😀💔 This shosho in her blue kitenge was outchea stealing the spotlight, swinging her walking stick like a microphone while a young guy in green tried to grind on her like it was a marriage negotiation gone wild💔 She was bending low, dodging his advances one minute and pulling him in the next, as if teaching these boys how real party elders do it. The whole crew was hyped, pointing and laughing while the drummer kept the beat alive. In Kitui, even retirement looks like this heheheh. Grandmas are not retiring, they are just upgrading to Gen Z fuel. Who needs retirement homes when clubs have better medicine.

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This clip of a Somali-Kenyan female soldier leading her fellow soldiers in a well-coordinated parade is drawing attention and much love to our Somali babes in Kenya. Just watch Her energetic style, confident movements and unique sense of rhythm are truly incredible. Habana cheza na these Somali babes. They're whole-woman-round. I mean they can do everything. She carries herself with remarkable confidence and enthusiasm, making the parade both captivating and memorable. It's no surprise the clip has caught the attention of so many people online. She is earning more than Somali doctors in Mogadishu. Sister deserve to be even promoted to Sargent 😂 she body tea and the smile deserve to be their leader hehehe. Mimi Habana kataa ii story..sisi some ni wasomali. Call me Osman Abdirashid. But I thought our Somali culture doesn't accept any lady to put on trousers 🤔 is this not against Allah Abdi??

This clip of a Somali-Kenyan female soldier leading her fellow soldiers in a well-coordinated parade is drawing attention and much love to our Somali babes in Kenya. Just watch Her energetic style, confident movements and unique sense of rhythm are truly incredible. Habana cheza na these Somali babes. They're whole-woman-round. I mean they can do everything. She carries herself with remarkable confidence and enthusiasm, making the parade both captivating and memorable. It's no surprise the clip has caught the attention of so many people online. She is earning more than Somali doctors in Mogadishu. Sister deserve to be even promoted to Sargent 😂 she body tea and the smile deserve to be their leader hehehe. Mimi Habana kataa ii story..sisi some ni wasomali. Call me Osman Abdirashid. But I thought our Somali culture doesn't accept any lady to put on trousers 🤔 is this not against Allah Abdi??

70,061 просмотров • 23 дней назад

Kamba babes will be the end of me....I've never seen romantic babes like Kambas. You will never regret fo real.. Dear son,Visit Ukambani before you marry

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Kamba babes will be the end of me....I've never seen romantic babes like Kambas. You will never regret fo real.. Dear son,Visit Ukambani before you marry

36,817 просмотров • 14 дней назад

Morara Kebaso almost shot dead by one of bodyguard yesterday in funeral in Nyansiongo, Nyamira County (Borabu constituency) and no one is even talking about the pistol 😳 Morara injected as usual but things boiled in the middle after mentioning that MP bought gumboot of 1.8 million. MP akajaa ngori and snatched the microphone. Chaos started. Pit latrine was constructed by MP cost 1.8 million. Chiefs office allocated 1.2 million but nothing was constructed. Tank bought 500,000/= Things started boiling. Morara almost beaten like a drum but he decided to run for his dear life. Dude flee away like a cockroach😂 Uyo bodyguard wa Patrick Osero was ready to activate his pistol. I'm still asking,, kwani you want to shoot someone for saying the truth. Facts inauma walai. But Morara Kebaso is also a joke. I won't support him because at some points anaongea meffi kuhusu kina Edwin Sifuna. I can't even tolerate him despite what. Dude is just Rutos mole. He should focus on his Morara Furnitures and not politics bure will loose millions to politics and he will Gail terribly. Wakisii hukuwa na joto zingine hazisaidii. Very ignorant and rude. That man should be taken to court for trying to use fireman illegally. My very close friend Hon. Ben Momanyi,,Former MP Borabu constituency did something than even this Patrick Osero.

Morara Kebaso almost shot dead by one of bodyguard yesterday in funeral in Nyansiongo, Nyamira County (Borabu constituency) and no one is even talking about the pistol 😳 Morara injected as usual but things boiled in the middle after mentioning that MP bought gumboot of 1.8 million. MP akajaa ngori and snatched the microphone. Chaos started. Pit latrine was constructed by MP cost 1.8 million. Chiefs office allocated 1.2 million but nothing was constructed. Tank bought 500,000/= Things started boiling. Morara almost beaten like a drum but he decided to run for his dear life. Dude flee away like a cockroach😂 Uyo bodyguard wa Patrick Osero was ready to activate his pistol. I'm still asking,, kwani you want to shoot someone for saying the truth. Facts inauma walai. But Morara Kebaso is also a joke. I won't support him because at some points anaongea meffi kuhusu kina Edwin Sifuna. I can't even tolerate him despite what. Dude is just Rutos mole. He should focus on his Morara Furnitures and not politics bure will loose millions to politics and he will Gail terribly. Wakisii hukuwa na joto zingine hazisaidii. Very ignorant and rude. That man should be taken to court for trying to use fireman illegally. My very close friend Hon. Ben Momanyi,,Former MP Borabu constituency did something than even this Patrick Osero.

58,768 просмотров • 25 дней назад

Yesterday at around 1p.m, my neighbour was found pants down in another man's house. As I was asleep, I heard some nduru and strange movements from outside, woke up slowly, opened the window and chungulia it. Kumbe dude decided to supply 11kV to neighbors wife. The husband was away for a week and decided to divide a portion of magma lava to her long time friend. Dude inspected it thoroughly, but guess what, bro came at night ni kama aliota. Brother Amosa was beaten like a drum. Nawaambia aje, never inspect someone's private portions. You will be beaten like Brother Amosa

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Yesterday at around 1p.m, my neighbour was found pants down in another man's house. As I was asleep, I heard some nduru and strange movements from outside, woke up slowly, opened the window and chungulia it. Kumbe dude decided to supply 11kV to neighbors wife. The husband was away for a week and decided to divide a portion of magma lava to her long time friend. Dude inspected it thoroughly, but guess what, bro came at night ni kama aliota. Brother Amosa was beaten like a drum. Nawaambia aje, never inspect someone's private portions. You will be beaten like Brother Amosa

97,055 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRY THIS ANYWHERE😂 They thought it was a real love until the action started boiling. Bro, when it comes to thi point pack your things secretly and escape💔 This sister is changing the matrix from left right centre hehehe. They should be stopped or otherwise will finish brother Davy. "Get up and take the plates to the kitchen" Kidogo Kidogo kofii fyaaaah💔 Kidogo teke ssshwiiiih😂 Movie started...game started. Rusha nikurushie but guess who won the game??? Daughter of Agrippina won it...Bois decided to go wash the plates 😂 If you do this to me, I'll hire goons tk come show you how to fight..sina pawa. Ni mbaya msee.

DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRY THIS ANYWHERE😂 They thought it was a real love until the action started boiling. Bro, when it comes to thi point pack your things secretly and escape💔 This sister is changing the matrix from left right centre hehehe. They should be stopped or otherwise will finish brother Davy. "Get up and take the plates to the kitchen" Kidogo Kidogo kofii fyaaaah💔 Kidogo teke ssshwiiiih😂 Movie started...game started. Rusha nikurushie but guess who won the game??? Daughter of Agrippina won it...Bois decided to go wash the plates 😂 If you do this to me, I'll hire goons tk come show you how to fight..sina pawa. Ni mbaya msee.

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NIS car attacked by protesters in Nairobi. The SUV car tried to disperse and arrest the protesters but the scene turned to chaotic. They only option was to turn and dissappear to the wilderness. Told you fear Kenyans. They only fear hot porridge, hot milk and marriage related issues. Police are now more a threat. Fuel prices must be reduced to 150/= and below. The rate at which the economy is becoming worse,,,,, John Mbadi, Opiyo Wandayi and others wlare just watching their police being heckled 😂 very nais. Nguys, more so Thika Road, Kahawa, Kitengela, Githurai , Kibera and parts of Mlolongo/Mombasa Road. We are waiting for you uku CBD. Use any means. We are already in CBD. Mid-morning gonna be war. Lazima kitaeleweka. Reject Fuel Prices

NIS car attacked by protesters in Nairobi. The SUV car tried to disperse and arrest the protesters but the scene turned to chaotic. They only option was to turn and dissappear to the wilderness. Told you fear Kenyans. They only fear hot porridge, hot milk and marriage related issues. Police are now more a threat. Fuel prices must be reduced to 150/= and below. The rate at which the economy is becoming worse,,,,, John Mbadi, Opiyo Wandayi and others wlare just watching their police being heckled 😂 very nais. Nguys, more so Thika Road, Kahawa, Kitengela, Githurai , Kibera and parts of Mlolongo/Mombasa Road. We are waiting for you uku CBD. Use any means. We are already in CBD. Mid-morning gonna be war. Lazima kitaeleweka. Reject Fuel Prices

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TO be sincere guys, WHERE do you get all the money from????? The kirinyaga boys Alumni decided to surprise their former school. I guess the cheapest one over there is 3 million. Ooh my!! Siri ni gani majamaa? Kueni open tu for once 😄

TO be sincere guys, WHERE do you get all the money from????? The kirinyaga boys Alumni decided to surprise their former school. I guess the cheapest one over there is 3 million. Ooh my!! Siri ni gani majamaa? Kueni open tu for once 😄

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"Wajaluo na Waluhya hawananga pese....Usiniletee hizo propaganda za Wajaluo hapa." Drama as a Luo job seeker clashes with his Mt Kenya boss. This evening here in Nairobi CBD along Kimathi Streets, this Kikuyu lady confronted Joseph Muriuki after she denied a job to him. He told me that Njeri called him for a job interview but later disqualified him from the panel for being a Luo. Bro told me that it is a routine and like a norm Kikuyus hating Luos. The job was given to fellow Kikuyu woman. Mom boiled and abused Joseph.. Joseph even wanted to explain himself but was denied a chance.. I have never understood why Okuyus and Luos hate each other since 1875😂 they are like water and oil...Marion Naipei and Pqnt!es. It seems like it is permanent hatred. One day, I want to try to solve and see if it will work out. [WATCH]

"Wajaluo na Waluhya hawananga pese....Usiniletee hizo propaganda za Wajaluo hapa." Drama as a Luo job seeker clashes with his Mt Kenya boss. This evening here in Nairobi CBD along Kimathi Streets, this Kikuyu lady confronted Joseph Muriuki after she denied a job to him. He told me that Njeri called him for a job interview but later disqualified him from the panel for being a Luo. Bro told me that it is a routine and like a norm Kikuyus hating Luos. The job was given to fellow Kikuyu woman. Mom boiled and abused Joseph.. Joseph even wanted to explain himself but was denied a chance.. I have never understood why Okuyus and Luos hate each other since 1875😂 they are like water and oil...Marion Naipei and Pqnt!es. It seems like it is permanent hatred. One day, I want to try to solve and see if it will work out. [WATCH]

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"Huyo Women Rep wetu akwende nyumbani polepole." — MP Oscar Sudi Now, Sudi Declares Political War on Uasin Gishu Women Rep Gladys Shollei. Kalenjins have started dividing. Very nais. [VIDEO COURTESY: EMC Daily]

"Huyo Women Rep wetu akwende nyumbani polepole." — MP Oscar Sudi Now, Sudi Declares Political War on Uasin Gishu Women Rep Gladys Shollei. Kalenjins have started dividing. Very nais. [VIDEO COURTESY: EMC Daily]

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