
Mastardcesh
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Yesterday at around 1p.m, my neighbour was found pants down in another man's house. As I was asleep, I heard some nduru and strange movements from outside, woke up slowly, opened the window and chungulia it. Kumbe dude decided to supply 11kV to neighbors wife. The husband was away for a week and decided to divide a portion of magma lava to her long time friend. Dude inspected it thoroughly, but guess what, bro came at night ni kama aliota. Brother Amosa was beaten like a drum. Nawaambia aje, never inspect someone's private portions. You will be beaten like Brother Amosa
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Curious pedestrians rudely interrupted a steamy session at a roadside thicket. They really disrupted the 11kV supplied in the bushes💔 The couple had barely begun when they were spotted. Sharp-eyed onlookers, thirsty for drama, hid in the grass to peep. But the couple had hawk eyes. They caught them instantly. The action stopped cold. It turned into a jealous battle of the bushes. Abebo is furious. She’s taking her ovulation back home unsatisfied. These spies fear nothing... not snakes, scorpions, ants or school kids. The man has sharp senses. What a disappointment. Let bro fulfil his process. Wivu zitakuua💀
Mastardcesh59,571 次观看 • 8 天前

The love Esther Musila is giving Guardian Angel is more than normal love even us we are getting from oir wives. Daughter of Mumbi is unstoppable as you can see worah. 56 yeah old Musila knows how to treat 39 years old Guardian Angel. She's more experienced as you can see. Dear son, If you want to marry, ask her about her past experienced and you will thank me later worah. For more notes, you can reach out Guardian Angel. I love how he's been treated. Food analeta adi meza, turns back likes 1890 woman...they used to show respect to their husbands. Siku izi, Gen Z and Millennials can't even serve you, House Helper ama mnaita Maid is the one serving you food, brushing shoes and preparing you to office in the morning😢 I would have married an older woman like Guardian, saii ningekuwa napata free love. Akiangai.
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Yesterday at night at Nairobi University Kikuyu Campus, Evans Odour and Sheryl Akinyi clash over cheat-relationship issues. Evans came to sign the book of joy with Sheryl in the hostels but act turned to chaotic. Hostel bro??? After successful transmission of high quality 11Kv to Akinyi, Evans left to washroom to take a bath in order to wash away splashed 'fluids' na jasho. Si Akinyi akabaki solo, Kumbe she took his phone, read all messages. Guess what, Odour was cheating on her with Cynthia Atieno from Kabete college. Si vita ilianza After Evans kutoka choo. "Who's messages is this..why you cheating on me" Kumbe son of Solomon was always ready to leave her...."napenda yeye kukuliko na hakuna kitu utado." Nakwambia uyo dem alikula kidevu💀 But mbona upige dem amekupea tu 3 minutes ago??? Why? She gave you politely, signed it well and fight her why? You just leave and ket her go.
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A BIG WIN TO CONDOM USER'S Can detect STIs like gonorrhea, syphilis. For yeast infections, it turns to white colour For bacterial infections, turns to light yellow. HIV or viruses, changes to yellow. Guess what again, It can accumulate long 'stylus pen'...again, it is anticipated with a good lubricannts,,, inaingia tu shhhhweeh😂😂 It accumates up to half a 20 CC sperms during adjudication. Just 200/= Very cheap and affordable. Was told it has got a good stretching limit. Another added advantage is that, it can't burst during siexs. Very strong and rigid. Our ladies will not be impregnated easily with those leaking sp3rms. This is a very good innovation indeed. Wapi ule Bois wa "Can I test it" 😂 He must visit this Pharmacy and request her to test the condom heheheh
Mastardcesh54,764 次观看 • 1 个月前

Sifuna is becoming a threat in Senate 😂😂 CHERARGEI: The Event was graced by non other, his excellency William Ruto, a man of TUTAM." Sifuna comebacks...... SIFUNA: "This is not Place for jokes Cherarkei." SIFUNA: "If he wants to make jokes, he can ho to rallies in Kapsabet"😂😂😂 "We can't waste our time listening to rubbish" Hapo mwisho naye Sifuna alinimalisa😂😂 ati this is the house of WANTAM😂 Edwin Sifuna cooked Cherargei and Aaron Cheruyot combine hehehee
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DISCLAIMER: SENSITIVE CLIP Today at around 6:30 a.m while I was driving along Koinange Streets, met daughters of Agrippina who were fighting....who to take the bwenyenye man for illegal supply of 450Kv pale kwa Airbnb zao😀😀 wanasema walilala usiku mzima without any clients,,,,
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WARNING: DISTURBING CONTENT. The video below is Nigerian woman being assaulted, undressed and beaten in South Africa 🇿🇦 This defines the reason why Elon Musk is been fighting South Africa since. They are inhumane for real. See, why are they fighting fellow Africans instead of fighting the whites???? This is impunity for real. They're other day, they were beating a man from Ghana like a dog, again the video surfaced online of a Nigerian man beaten like a dog😢 When will this stop? You mean immediately after the Jacob Juma was jailed in prison, S.A started being wild to their fellow Africans? But why assault ladies? We have South Africans working in most of the countries....can we start chasing them also...doesn't even sound good. Report indicates that , young men and women are organising themselves in groups of 10 to attack foreigners.
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