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Matthew Doyle

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tell him to send his kid to RSL

tell him to send his kid to RSL

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I know he scored today but I might be done with Julian Fernandez.

I know he scored today but I might be done with Julian Fernandez.

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can't underperform your xG if you don't shoot

can't underperform your xG if you don't shoot

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Man if I was a Dynamo fan I'd be counting the seconds until Quinones or Ennali is back. Zero speed on that front line without them.

Man if I was a Dynamo fan I'd be counting the seconds until Quinones or Ennali is back. Zero speed on that front line without them.

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You see a goal like this maybe once every 5 years. A goal like this to win the game 7 minutes into stoppage? Never seen anything like it. Not even in MLS.

You see a goal like this maybe once every 5 years. A goal like this to win the game 7 minutes into stoppage? Never seen anything like it. Not even in MLS.

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Messi releases a pass. The defender turns his head for a half-second. Messi is gone. How many hundreds of times have we seen this over the past 20 years?

Messi releases a pass. The defender turns his head for a half-second. Messi is gone. How many hundreds of times have we seen this over the past 20 years?

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History made! Sporting are the first team in MLS history to win without taking a single shot. Only goal came via this unfortunate deflection off Maya Yoshida, who then gave us our Face of the Week.

History made! Sporting are the first team in MLS history to win without taking a single shot. Only goal came via this unfortunate deflection off Maya Yoshida, who then gave us our Face of the Week.

186,958 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Shoutout to the Major League Soccer social team for getting all of this. One of the best cellys I've seen in a long time, and a very obvious Face of the Week for my column!

Shoutout to the Major League Soccer social team for getting all of this. One of the best cellys I've seen in a long time, and a very obvious Face of the Week for my column!

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Last weekend the Galaxy became the first-ever team in MLS to lose without conceding a shot. This weekend they tied the record for largest margin of defeat (7-0) while setting the record for a winless streak to start the season (12).

Last weekend the Galaxy became the first-ever team in MLS to lose without conceding a shot. This weekend they tied the record for largest margin of defeat (7-0) while setting the record for a winless streak to start the season (12).

132,836 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Diego Luna has become the type of No. 10 RSL fans (and #USMNT fans) have been dreaming of. I can't wait to watch him in the Nations League.

Diego Luna has become the type of No. 10 RSL fans (and #USMNT fans) have been dreaming of. I can't wait to watch him in the Nations League.

89,438 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Just gorgeous soccer.

Just gorgeous soccer.

184,435 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

That's Pass of the Week sorted.

That's Pass of the Week sorted.

81,739 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

This is brutal from Atlanta. 1. Where's Lennon going? 2. What's that rest defense? 3. 5-hole

This is brutal from Atlanta. 1. Where's Lennon going? 2. What's that rest defense? 3. 5-hole

77,459 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

I think about this from Toto Aviles & Inter Miami every now and then.

I think about this from Toto Aviles & Inter Miami every now and then.

49,781 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

Miguel Almiron is so good. Just a problem-solver for Atlanta out there in so many ways.

Miguel Almiron is so good. Just a problem-solver for Atlanta out there in so many ways.

67,420 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

A game of cat-and-mouse in the first half turned into the Wilfried Zaha show in the second, and Charlotte's new DP left a hell of an impression in his MLS debut.

A game of cat-and-mouse in the first half turned into the Wilfried Zaha show in the second, and Charlotte's new DP left a hell of an impression in his MLS debut.

52,979 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

This is officially The Pep Biel Pass. Shouts to Ben Wright for spotting it again (and again and again).

This is officially The Pep Biel Pass. Shouts to Ben Wright for spotting it again (and again and again).

46,844 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Champagne soccer from the Sounders, man. This is excellent back-to-front stuff, and Yeimar's ability to break lines is 💯

Champagne soccer from the Sounders, man. This is excellent back-to-front stuff, and Yeimar's ability to break lines is 💯

86,719 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

This is just gorgeous soccer. Using those square balls to drag LAFC just a little bit out of shape and find space between the lines... textbook stuff.

This is just gorgeous soccer. Using those square balls to drag LAFC just a little bit out of shape and find space between the lines... textbook stuff.

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Full build-up here is nice. Atlanta looked *much* better the final half-hour with Miranchuk as an 8, Fortune as a 6 and Slisz/Klich on the bench. At least partially game-state related, but still interesting!

Full build-up here is nice. Atlanta looked much better the final half-hour with Miranchuk as an 8, Fortune as a 6 and Slisz/Klich on the bench. At least partially game-state related, but still interesting!

36,276 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

1. I think Daniel Gazdag's gonna be very good for Columbus. He's in the right spots, just missed the final touch. 2. Man was this a "we missed Cucho" game.

1. I think Daniel Gazdag's gonna be very good for Columbus. He's in the right spots, just missed the final touch. 2. Man was this a "we missed Cucho" game.

35,094 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Emeka Eneli is basically the only player in the league who can do a passable Darlington Nagbe impression in this situation.

Emeka Eneli is basically the only player in the league who can do a passable Darlington Nagbe impression in this situation.

28,827 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr