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Matthew Doyle

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“If something on the internet doesn’t spark joy, mute it.” All views are mine & should be yours. Chaotic good tbh.

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tell him to send his kid to RSL

tell him to send his kid to RSL

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I know he scored today but I might be done with Julian Fernandez.

I know he scored today but I might be done with Julian Fernandez.

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can't underperform your xG if you don't shoot

can't underperform your xG if you don't shoot

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Man if I was a Dynamo fan I'd be counting the seconds until Quinones or Ennali is back. Zero speed on that front line without them.

Man if I was a Dynamo fan I'd be counting the seconds until Quinones or Ennali is back. Zero speed on that front line without them.

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You see a goal like this maybe once every 5 years. A goal like this to win the game 7 minutes into stoppage? Never seen anything like it. Not even in MLS.

You see a goal like this maybe once every 5 years. A goal like this to win the game 7 minutes into stoppage? Never seen anything like it. Not even in MLS.

5,113,046 views • 2 years ago

Messi releases a pass. The defender turns his head for a half-second. Messi is gone. How many hundreds of times have we seen this over the past 20 years?

Messi releases a pass. The defender turns his head for a half-second. Messi is gone. How many hundreds of times have we seen this over the past 20 years?

1,183,892 views • 1 year ago

Shoutout to the Major League Soccer social team for getting all of this. One of the best cellys I've seen in a long time, and a very obvious Face of the Week for my column!

Shoutout to the Major League Soccer social team for getting all of this. One of the best cellys I've seen in a long time, and a very obvious Face of the Week for my column!

124,832 views • 1 year ago

Last weekend the Galaxy became the first-ever team in MLS to lose without conceding a shot. This weekend they tied the record for largest margin of defeat (7-0) while setting the record for a winless streak to start the season (12).

Last weekend the Galaxy became the first-ever team in MLS to lose without conceding a shot. This weekend they tied the record for largest margin of defeat (7-0) while setting the record for a winless streak to start the season (12).

132,852 views • 1 year ago

Just gorgeous soccer.

Just gorgeous soccer.

184,445 views • 3 years ago

Diego Luna has become the type of No. 10 RSL fans (and #USMNT fans) have been dreaming of. I can't wait to watch him in the Nations League.

Diego Luna has become the type of No. 10 RSL fans (and #USMNT fans) have been dreaming of. I can't wait to watch him in the Nations League.

89,517 views • 1 year ago

This is brutal from Atlanta. 1. Where's Lennon going? 2. What's that rest defense? 3. 5-hole

This is brutal from Atlanta. 1. Where's Lennon going? 2. What's that rest defense? 3. 5-hole

77,464 views • 1 year ago

I think about this from Toto Aviles & Inter Miami every now and then.

I think about this from Toto Aviles & Inter Miami every now and then.

49,781 views • 1 year ago

Miguel Almiron is so good. Just a problem-solver for Atlanta out there in so many ways.

Miguel Almiron is so good. Just a problem-solver for Atlanta out there in so many ways.

67,420 views • 1 year ago

Champagne soccer from the Sounders, man. This is excellent back-to-front stuff, and Yeimar's ability to break lines is 💯

Champagne soccer from the Sounders, man. This is excellent back-to-front stuff, and Yeimar's ability to break lines is 💯

86,719 views • 3 years ago

1. I think Daniel Gazdag's gonna be very good for Columbus. He's in the right spots, just missed the final touch. 2. Man was this a "we missed Cucho" game.

1. I think Daniel Gazdag's gonna be very good for Columbus. He's in the right spots, just missed the final touch. 2. Man was this a "we missed Cucho" game.

35,094 views • 1 year ago

Emeka Eneli is basically the only player in the league who can do a passable Darlington Nagbe impression in this situation.

Emeka Eneli is basically the only player in the league who can do a passable Darlington Nagbe impression in this situation.

28,827 views • 1 year ago