Matthew Doyle

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tell him to send his kid to RSL

I know he scored today but I might be done with Julian Fernandez.

can't underperform your xG if you don't shoot

Man if I was a Dynamo fan I'd be counting the seconds until Quinones or Ennali is back. Zero speed on that front line without them.

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You see a goal like this maybe once every 5 years. A goal like this to win the game 7 minutes into stoppage? Never seen anything like it. Not even in MLS.

Messi releases a pass. The defender turns his head for a half-second. Messi is gone. How many hundreds of times have we seen this over the past 20 years?

History made! Sporting are the first team in MLS history to win without taking a single shot. Only goal came via this unfortunate deflection off Maya Yoshida, who then gave us our Face of the Week.

Shoutout to the Major League Soccer social team for getting all of this. One of the best cellys I've seen in a long time, and a very obvious Face of the Week for my column!

Last weekend the Galaxy became the first-ever team in MLS to lose without conceding a shot. This weekend they tied the record for largest margin of defeat (7-0) while setting the record for a winless streak to start the season (12).

Diego Luna has become the type of No. 10 RSL fans (and #USMNT fans) have been dreaming of. I can't wait to watch him in the Nations League.

Just gorgeous soccer.

That's Pass of the Week sorted.

This is brutal from Atlanta. 1. Where's Lennon going? 2. What's that rest defense? 3. 5-hole

I think about this from Toto Aviles &amp; Inter Miami every now and then.

Miguel Almiron is so good. Just a problem-solver for Atlanta out there in so many ways.

A game of cat-and-mouse in the first half turned into the Wilfried Zaha show in the second, and Charlotte's new DP left a hell of an impression in his MLS debut.

This is officially The Pep Biel Pass. Shouts to Ben Wright for spotting it again (and again and again).

Champagne soccer from the Sounders, man. This is excellent back-to-front stuff, and Yeimar's ability to break lines is 💯

This is just gorgeous soccer. Using those square balls to drag LAFC just a little bit out of shape and find space between the lines... textbook stuff.

Full build-up here is nice. Atlanta looked *much* better the final half-hour with Miranchuk as an 8, Fortune as a 6 and Slisz/Klich on the bench. At least partially game-state related, but still interesting!

1. I think Daniel Gazdag's gonna be very good for Columbus. He's in the right spots, just missed the final touch. 2. Man was this a "we missed Cucho" game.

Emeka Eneli is basically the only player in the league who can do a passable Darlington Nagbe impression in this situation.

I think about this from Toto Aviles & Inter Miami every now and then.

Full build-up here is nice. Atlanta looked much better the final half-hour with Miranchuk as an 8, Fortune as a 6 and Slisz/Klich on the bench. At least partially game-state related, but still interesting!