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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Our ABC bravely protects Australia from the terrifying idea of having one shared culture ULTIMO — In what can only be described as a stunning display of journalistic courage, Sarah Ferguson interrogated Barnaby Joyce over whether Australia should continue importing people faster than it can house, hospitalise, or culturally absorb. She also made it clear that any discussion of screening arrivals from unstable regions or questioning whether all belief systems are equally compatible with Australian values is now officially considered problematic. The national interest was clearly in safe hands. 🫶🧡 ABC News Sarah Ferguson Barnaby Joyce
mdtlion60,095 views • 6 days ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Courageous ABC journalist holds government to account with trademark fairness and balance ULTIMO — Sarah Ferguson once again demonstrated why the national broadcaster remains vital to our democracy. She calmly and professionally questioned Treasurer Jim Chalmers about whether recent concessions represented a backdown forced by business pressure, One Nation polling and far right extremists. Her careful focus on consultation processes and political risk showed the kind of rigorous, values-driven scrutiny Australians have come to expect from the ABC on matters of tax reform and economic fairness. Thank you Comrade Ferguson for bravely defending the government from scrutiny. ✊🫶 Sarah Ferguson ABC News
mdtlion30,647 views • 5 days ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Dave Hughes Announces New National Holiday: ‘We Got Lied To About Super Day’ MELBOURNE — Following his explosive Today Show rant, Dave Hughes has proposed a new public holiday to commemorate the moment Australians realised Labor had doubled the tax on super through CGT changes they never mentioned before the election. With the Politics of Envy™ now the official religion of the Albanese government, Hughes highlighted the $1 trillion debt, the destroyed housing market, the West Gate Tunnel blowouts, and the genius idea of giving non-citizens taxpayer money to buy houses. He ended by suggesting the whole country might need another election just to process the betrayal. 9News Australia Karl Stefanovic Dave Hughes
mdtlion54,605 views • 12 days ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Murray Watt Invents New Blinking-Based Communication System to Explain Why Everything Is Actually Fine CANBERRA — Following Anthony Albanese’s historic admission that it’s the economy, stupid, Comrade Murray Watt took to the Today Show and developed an advanced blinking technique to explain that Labor is still doing everything they possibly can. As the party simultaneously begged supporters for $27 donations to fight One Nation, Watt assured viewers that the highest taxing government in Australian history remains deeply concerned about cost of living pressures. The blinking was particularly vigorous during questions about why people are getting poorer. Inspirational stuff. 🫶💀 9News Australia Senator Murray Watt Ted O'Brien Anthony Albanese Australian Labor Pauline Hanson 🇦🇺 One Nation Australia
mdtlion29,267 views • 15 days ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: ABC Heroically Refuses to Undermine Trans Victory by Interviewing Defeated Biological Woman CANBERRA — In a stunning act of editorial courage, the ABC has confirmed it will not risk contaminating public discourse by interviewing Sall Grover. During Senate Estimates, Gavin Fang patiently explained to a confused Senator that while the broadcaster normally enjoys many perspectives™, the recent Full Federal Court decision in favour of Roxanne Tickle required only one very special opinion piece. Why confuse viewers with the outdated view that women might deserve spaces free from biological males? Hugh “Karl” Marx nodded in quiet approval. The ABC remains the gold standard of balance… as long as the correct side has already won. Senator Sarah Henderson ABC News Sall Grover
mdtlion48,377 views • 27 days ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Allan Government Runs Out of Money for Police While Funding Transgender Care for Minors MELBOURNE — Following extensive consultation with the Progressive Stack™, Comrade Allan’s administration has correctly identified that processing DNA from stolen cars represents a colonial waste of resources. In a state where every available dollar must fund gender-affirming care for minors, indigenous treaties and the ongoing project of importing enough diversity to fundamentally transform the population, something had to give. That something was basic policing. Car theft is now understood as a vibrant cultural expression rather than a crime requiring forensic investigation. The decision to stop testing for fingerprints and DNA on routine thefts frees up detectives to focus on more pressing matters, such as monitoring wrongthink on social media and ensuring land acknowledgements are sufficiently solemn. The new policy takes effect Monday. Criminals are advised to wear gloves anyway, just in case. 7NEWS Melbourne 9News Melbourne Dave Hughes 10 News Melbourne Victorian Labor
mdtlion15,710 views • 12 days ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Ferguson Delivers Masterful, Courageous Interview… Truly a Beacon of Balanced Journalism CANBERRA — What a relief to see Sarah Ferguson conduct such a fearless post-budget interview. She warmly congratulated the Treasurer, seamlessly repeated his lines about ambitious reform and social cohesion™, and even dared to note that some people might find the targets unrealistic… before immediately praising the ambition of it all. The Activist Broadcasting Corporation™ once again proved why it deserves every cent of public funding. After all, who else could make a government press release sound like hard-hitting scrutiny? Defunding? Perish the thought. This is peak journalism. ABC News
mdtlion43,996 views • 1 month ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Stunning And Brave™ Jason Tickle Declared Official Woman After Court Rules Biology Is Hate Speech SYDNEY — In a landmark victory for the mentally ill dude in a dress community, the Full Federal Court has ruled that Jason Tickle… a biological male who spent a decade in men’s hockey before discovering his inner woman… was the victim of direct discrimination when excluded from a women-only app. The judges, channelling the spirit of Julia Gillard’s 2013 Sex Discrimination Act amendment, declared that “sex is changeable” and that any woman who objects is guilty of gratuitous, disrespectful conduct. Tickle, who now boasts one-third the testosterone of an actual female and claims women’s hockey “saved my life,” celebrated by telling the radical leftist ABC and SBS that he brought the case to show other confused men they can be brave™. The progressive Marxist Australian government and the Australian Human Rights Commission have hailed the decision as a triumph of Diversity Is Our Strength™. Biological women? Irrelevant. Their spaces, their safety, their sports… all now open to any man who says the magic words. The court was clear: men are women now. Women are optional. And anyone who notices the difference is guilty of a hate crime against progress itself. Sall Grover Julia Gillard ABC News SBS Australia Australian Human Rights Commission Australian Labor
mdtlion34,930 views • 1 month ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Spain and Portugal Celebrate Historic Achievement: First Renewable Blackout Festival™ a Roaring Success In a stunning victory for progress, major cities across Spain and Portugal plunged into darkness today… a bold, equity-driven milestone being hailed by experts as “a necessary recalibration of oppressive light privilege.” Government officials, cloaked in the safety of candlelit diversity councils, were quick to assure citizens that the blackouts had absolutely nothing to do with their relentless obsession with renewables, socialism, or Marxist energy redistribution initiatives. Instead, they blamed “unexpected atmospheric challenges”… otherwise known as night time. “This is what success looks like,” declared Iberian Minister for Sustainable Equality™, Juanita de Powerless. “Zero emissions. Zero industry. Zero functioning infrastructure. Welcome to Net Zero: where zero means zero.” Sources confirm that during the outage, critical DEI teams remained operational… bravely identifying which marginalized communities were being most equitably electrocuted when traffic lights failed. “True social justice,” noted one Gender Energy Equity™ analyst, “is making sure everyone gets hit by a bus equally.” Meanwhile, local media proudly reported that while trains, phones, and emergency services collapsed, Spain’s Ministry of Feelings achieved its monthly KPI by holding an inclusive brainstorming session on how to decolonize electricity. Critics foolishly tried to link the blackouts to decades of grid neglect, mass immigration-fueled demand surges, solar panels that don’t work in the dark, and a population conditioned to think work ethic is colonial violence™… but were quickly fact-checked by experts who graduated with double majors in Critical Energy Studies and Queer Wind Turbine Maintenance. As night fell over the silent streets of Madrid, citizens were reminded that “decarbonisation” is not just an economic transition… it’s a spiritual journey… into medieval living. Welcome to the future. Hope you brought a torch… and a towel.
mdtlion196,894 views • 1 year ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Heroic Australian Tourist Challenges Oppressive Cafe Culture in Vietnam DA NANG — In a stunning act of resistance against rigid ordering protocols, one Aussie bravely removed his shirt and took direct action with available furniture. His powerful demonstration of neurodivergent™ self-advocacy and lived experience™ has sparked vital conversations about allyship™ and decolonising tourist spaces™. The gentle, trauma-informed™ police response only added to the immersive experience™. We need more men willing to risk everything for radical authenticity™ abroad. 10 News I, Malcontent
mdtlion15,287 views • 22 days ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Anzac Service Saved by Fines as Welcome to Country™ Declared Mandatory State Religion MELBOURNE — In groundbreaking news, Victoria’s courts have ruled booing during a Welcome to Country at the Shrine equals national threat level. Our totally unbiased politically neutral ABC beamed with pride reporting the victory over wrongthink. Meanwhile, the stunning and brave activist Jasmine Duff’s courageous post-court verbal assault perfectly embodied the inclusive spirit these rituals foster. Forget free speech… that outdated colonial relic… now every gathering requires ancestral performance art or face fines. Next up: mandatory daily Acknowledgements or re-education camps? Kristian Silva ABC News 7NEWS Melbourne The Noticer
mdtlion11,655 views • 19 days ago
![🚨BREAKING NEWS: Young Man Mistakenly Assumes He Has Rights Under Albanese Government — Promptly Shrugged Into Oblivion CANBERRA — In a tragic display of outdated thinking, a young straight white male made the laughable error of believing he had the right to ask his government a question. He spoke passionately — foolishly — about unaffordable housing, mass immigration, generational despair, and the fact that he and his peers are being systematically stripped of a future in the country their ancestors built. The response from the Prime Minister was swift and devastating: a dismissive shrug, delivered with the icy precision of a man who knows he’ll never be held accountable by the people he’s actively ignoring. This young man, clearly confused about his place in the Albanese hierarchy of needs, tried to express that “everyone [his] age is stressed out” and “this is our land.” Adorable. But until he identifies as a pansexual eco-feminist dolphin trapped in a colonialist human body, his voice is invalid, his concerns irrelevant, and his existence borderline offensive. In modern Australia, victimhood is currency — and this guy walked in broke. No oppression points. No media sympathy. Just the unbearable burden of self-reliance and the wrong skin tone. The message from the top is loud and clear: If you’re not a checkbox on a diversity form, you’re a non-person. Vote wisely. Or don’t. He won’t notice either way. Albo draws lewds 🔞🏳️🌈 #Election2025 #auspol #auspol25](https://image.24vids.com/tw-1906072152987894234/amplify_video_thumb/1906072048797188096/img/tHCeQJtC9HUupTaA.jpg)
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Young Man Mistakenly Assumes He Has Rights Under Albanese Government — Promptly Shrugged Into Oblivion CANBERRA — In a tragic display of outdated thinking, a young straight white male made the laughable error of believing he had the right to ask his government a question. He spoke passionately — foolishly — about unaffordable housing, mass immigration, generational despair, and the fact that he and his peers are being systematically stripped of a future in the country their ancestors built. The response from the Prime Minister was swift and devastating: a dismissive shrug, delivered with the icy precision of a man who knows he’ll never be held accountable by the people he’s actively ignoring. This young man, clearly confused about his place in the Albanese hierarchy of needs, tried to express that “everyone [his] age is stressed out” and “this is our land.” Adorable. But until he identifies as a pansexual eco-feminist dolphin trapped in a colonialist human body, his voice is invalid, his concerns irrelevant, and his existence borderline offensive. In modern Australia, victimhood is currency — and this guy walked in broke. No oppression points. No media sympathy. Just the unbearable burden of self-reliance and the wrong skin tone. The message from the top is loud and clear: If you’re not a checkbox on a diversity form, you’re a non-person. Vote wisely. Or don’t. He won’t notice either way. Albo draws lewds 🔞🏳️🌈 #Election2025 #auspol #auspol25
mdtlion140,155 views • 1 year ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Albo & Burke Prepare to Import 21 More ISIS Brides While One Walks Free with Taxpayer Cash CANBERRA — In a move that will have every sane Australian choking on their morning coffee, the useless Australian Labor Marxist regime… Comrades Albo and Burke… are already lining up the next wave of terrorists to import. 21 more Australian (terrorists) are still stranded in that Syrian camp, and reports say they could be on the next flights. Meanwhile the 32-year-old who flew into Sydney is rotting in Silverwater Women’s Prison (bail denied, court in July), but the Melbourne one is already on the streets… no forced deradicalisation, eligible for thousands in government support. A man who helped bring them back was arrested on an “unrelated” assault charge the second he landed. Diversity is our strength™. Especially when it comes with returning caliphate members and taxpayer-funded welcome packs. 🫶💀 Anthony Albanese Tony Burke Australian Labor ABC News 7NEWS Melbourne 9News Melbourne
mdtlion19,022 views • 1 month ago
Incredible Progress: Man Wearing Sign Causes Mass Hysteria Among Fully Grown Adults Who’ve Undergone Voluntary Sterilisation Somewhere in Clownworld — A heretic has appeared. Armed with nothing but a suit, a smile, and a sandwich board that says “Children cannot consent to puberty blockers,” one man… known as Billboard Chris… has done the unthinkable: he’s made adults cry by suggesting we don’t chemically castrate 12-year-olds before they know what sex is. Naturally, the radical left mobilised immediately, deploying their elite strike force of emotionally unstable activists, confused identity merchants, and one very loud man who proudly announced he’d had a vasectomy… then accused Chris of being the one obsessed with children’s genitals. (No irony detected. The left has phased that out.) “Your sign is offensive!” one rainbow-clad shrieker screamed, while demanding full legal access to puberty blockers for kids who still believe in Santa. Another brave warrior, high on a mix of Reddit validation and soy lattes, declared, “You’re harming kids by questioning their decision to switch genders before they finish Pokémon!” Stunning. Brave. Completely unhinged. Meanwhile, Chris calmly explained the science… yes, that forbidden word… that shows a disturbing overlap between transgender identification and autism spectrum disorders. Studies reveal up to 11% of trans youth are autistic, and rates of ADHD, depression, and trauma are through the roof. But instead of concern, the crowd offered rage, slogans, and deeply personal overshares. The irony? These are the same people who believe children can’t drive, vote, or buy energy drinks… but can absolutely consent to puberty blockers, cross-sex hormones, and life-altering surgeries. Because in this new religion, questioning the dogma makes you the extremist. So we’ll leave you with two little reminders for the history books: “History will remember who stayed silent—and who castrated the truth.” “Because nothing screams ‘informed consent’ like puberty blockers for 12-year-olds.” Video🎥: Fred Pawle Billboard Chris 🌎
mdtlion91,095 views • 1 year ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Ferguson Delivers Masterclass in Journalistic Integrity CANBERRA — In a powerful display of balance™, Comrade Ferguson held Angus Taylor to account for daring to suggest that welfare should be a privilege of citizenship rather than an immediate right for new arrivals. She rightly highlighted concerns from Indian and Chinese diaspora communities while gently shielding Labor’s record of importing hundreds of thousands of new residents under Diversity is our Strength™. The Activist Broadcasting Corporation™ once again proved why it deserves every cent of taxpayer funding. Truly fearless journalism. 💀 ABC News Sarah Ferguson Angus Taylor MP
mdtlion12,800 views • 1 month ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Australia’s Climate Straitjacket: Fashioned by Idiots, Funded by You SYDNEY — In a bold move that left ABC viewers clutching their oat milk lattes in horror, Andrew Hastie committed the unthinkable: he used logic. On national TV. In front of Patricia Karvelas. Without crying. Hastie, a man constantly smeared as “far-right” by people who think Simon Holmes à Court is an energy expert and not a trust fund cosplay activist, simply asked the question no Marxist wants to answer: Why are we punishing Australians with sky-high power bills while selling coal to China and India like it’s a Boxing Day clearance? Cue the shrieking from ABC Twitter™, where the average viewer still believes carbon is toxic, “equity” means equal outcomes, and nuclear power is what turned the Hulk green. But Hastie went further. He had the gall to call net zero what it is: a straitjacket. Not a plan. Not a target. A bureaucratic, UN-approved, teal-endorsed death sentence for Australian industry… designed to strangle productivity while outsourcing “emissions” to the very countries buying our coal in bulk. And as for nuclear? The only technology that could actually reduce emissions and keep the lights on? Banned. Because feelings. Because Greens. Because Simon Holmes à Carbon Credit™ said so. It’s not a climate policy. It’s a global wealth redistribution scheme… where rich Western guilt funds China’s rise, the UN’s bureaucracy, and India’s coal renaissance. All while Australia pretends that bankrupting pensioners and killing off manufacturing will somehow make the planet cooler. This isn’t policy. It’s performance art for the deranged. And PK is front row with popcorn. So ask yourself: Do you want to hit some random arbitrary target for a made-up climate crisis to virtue signal so you can feel better about yourself… or do you want to save lives? You can’t have both. ABC News Patricia Karvelas Anthony Albanese 💧simon holmes à court 🦋 Punter's Politics Climate 200 United Nations UN Climate Change World Economic Forum Australian Labor Australian Greens
mdtlion75,036 views • 1 year ago
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Jacinta Allan Declares ANZAC Day Now a “Shared Trauma Circle” Featuring Land Acknowledgments, Vegan Sausage Sizzles, and Race-Based Guilt Offerings MELBOURNE – In an inspiring display of national self-loathing, Premier Jacinta Allan has successfully transformed ANZAC Day from a solemn commemoration of Australia’s fallen into a progressive interpretive dance about colonialism, oppression, and who can virtue signal the hardest before sunrise. Witnesses at the Shrine of Remembrance were reportedly shocked when the traditional minute of silence was interrupted by a Welcome to Country, followed by applause, booing, more applause, emotional blackmail, and a surprise group therapy session hosted by Greens leader Adam Bandt (who again refused to stand near the Australian flag “for personal reasons”). “We now open this space to honour all those affected by systems of colonial violence,” said the emcee, who noted the Welcome to Country would be followed by Acknowledgment of Climate Anxiety, Declaration of Decolonised Gender Spaces, and a touching musical tribute from the ABC Youth Choir: From Gallipoli to Genocide – We’re Sorry For Existing. Critics noted that while veterans were barely mentioned, the event included: •A slideshow titled White Australia Has a Black Problem •Free kombucha for allies •And a smoking ceremony using carbon-neutral eucalyptus Jacinta Allan praised the crowd’s “resilience in the face of white fragility,” while Greens senators proposed replacing the Ode of Remembrance with an apology for microaggressions committed during World War II. “This isn’t about veterans,” said one activist, “it’s about feelings. And land. And centring marginalised voice… especially the ones that hate this country.” But here’s the truth: Nobody should be booing Indigenous speakers. But nobody… nobody… should be welcoming veterans to the very country they bled for. This isn’t about unity. It’s about control. And if we don’t stop it, there’ll be nothing left to remember. Jacinta Allan Adam Bandt
mdtlion69,299 views • 1 year ago