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“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE

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what it’s like getting your hair cut in logan square

what it’s like getting your hair cut in logan square

58,370,483 views

first this the bird feeder camera caught is a cute inquisitive kitty in the yard

first this the bird feeder camera caught is a cute inquisitive kitty in the yard

141,541 views

if this were 2014 they’d be scheduled to go on ellen by monday

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if this were 2014 they’d be scheduled to go on ellen by monday

39,441 views

the aztec death whistle. this is the last thing you see before i tear your heart out of your chest to appease the sun gods

the aztec death whistle. this is the last thing you see before i tear your heart out of your chest to appease the sun gods

20,063 views

do i have autism

do i have autism

51,762 views

my ex arguing with me on facetime while i checked myself out

my ex arguing with me on facetime while i checked myself out

96,787 views

millennial pause

millennial pause

37,206 views

does anyone know what kind of bird is this

does anyone know what kind of bird is this

14,702 views

i’m obsessed with mephisto

i’m obsessed with mephisto

29,513 views

tony clifton and blassie dressed as andy kaufman post whatever podcast

tony clifton and blassie dressed as andy kaufman post whatever podcast

28,594 views

before Blassie on the Beat i had a instagram story series for my close friends called Meet Me in the Bathroom where id check in during a date while i was drunk in the bathroom

before Blassie on the Beat i had a instagram story series for my close friends called Meet Me in the Bathroom where id check in during a date while i was drunk in the bathroom

20,827 views

blassie’s risky business dance from my ex boyfriends balcony 2022

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blassie’s risky business dance from my ex boyfriends balcony 2022

22,003 views

chasing a shot of malort with a vodka soda while george gershwin plays

chasing a shot of malort with a vodka soda while george gershwin plays

26,186 views

me after a long day of tweeting about how i’m sweaty and want to die

me after a long day of tweeting about how i’m sweaty and want to die

15,832 views

last time i had a bob. i liked it tbh

last time i had a bob. i liked it tbh

11,848 views

me ever since i started investigating the war on terror

me ever since i started investigating the war on terror

10,437 views

i unironically will just say “heh, living large” to myself

i unironically will just say “heh, living large” to myself

16,298 views

Videos

he’s definitely erectile dysfunction maxxing cause she touched it for mad long and he barely got a half chub
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