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my main problem is i always think i can get ready for work in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can not

my main problem is i always think i can get ready for work in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can not

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Funny how there’s always $200 billion for bombs but never enough for chemo, insulin, or mental health. 🤔

Funny how there’s always $200 billion for bombs but never enough for chemo, insulin, or mental health. 🤔

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ERLING HAALAND'S SAYS HIS GIRLFRIEND IS SICK OF FOOTBALL AND HE HAS THE PERFECT RESPONSE... "Yesterday we were eating dinner and I checked if there were any games on Man United is playing, let's put it on. My missus said, I'm so sick of football. We watch it all the time. And I'm like, yeah, that's the reason why we are sitting here. You know, then we watched it" 🤣🤣

ERLING HAALAND'S SAYS HIS GIRLFRIEND IS SICK OF FOOTBALL AND HE HAS THE PERFECT RESPONSE... "Yesterday we were eating dinner and I checked if there were any games on Man United is playing, let's put it on. My missus said, I'm so sick of football. We watch it all the time. And I'm like, yeah, that's the reason why we are sitting here. You know, then we watched it" 🤣🤣

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ERLING HAALAND EXPLAINS HIS NIGHTCLUB DISCIPLINE AS AN ELITE WORLD CUP ATHLETE Do you ever get tempted to go to the club? "I have a summer break, around a month, I have some bad food... kEBAB PIZZA, for me it's basically the best thing that ever happened when it comes to food but yeah when it comes to vacation I like to relax and not do a lot of things because we have 10 months where we have to perform on the pitch. but really to go out on the night club i couldn't be arsed really, i can't see the fun of it right now, i'm training, I'm focusing on the game and everything"

ERLING HAALAND EXPLAINS HIS NIGHTCLUB DISCIPLINE AS AN ELITE WORLD CUP ATHLETE Do you ever get tempted to go to the club? "I have a summer break, around a month, I have some bad food... kEBAB PIZZA, for me it's basically the best thing that ever happened when it comes to food but yeah when it comes to vacation I like to relax and not do a lot of things because we have 10 months where we have to perform on the pitch. but really to go out on the night club i couldn't be arsed really, i can't see the fun of it right now, i'm training, I'm focusing on the game and everything"

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ERLING HAALAND REFUSES TO SHOW ANGER WHEN HE IS SUBBED OUT, OUT OF RESPECT FOR HIS TEAMMATES. "WHEN I SCORE 5 GOALS, I WANT TO SCORE 6 BUT THE GUY THAT COMES IN FOR ME, IT WOULD BE REALLY BE DISRESPECTFUL IF I WOULD BE COME OUT AND BE PISSED OFF FOR HIM COMING IN AND GETTING AN OPPURTUNITY TO DO SOMETHING OR TO PLAY, SO THAT'S THE LAST THING I WOULD BE IS TO SHOW ANYONE THAT I'M PISSED OFF"

ERLING HAALAND REFUSES TO SHOW ANGER WHEN HE IS SUBBED OUT, OUT OF RESPECT FOR HIS TEAMMATES. "WHEN I SCORE 5 GOALS, I WANT TO SCORE 6 BUT THE GUY THAT COMES IN FOR ME, IT WOULD BE REALLY BE DISRESPECTFUL IF I WOULD BE COME OUT AND BE PISSED OFF FOR HIM COMING IN AND GETTING AN OPPURTUNITY TO DO SOMETHING OR TO PLAY, SO THAT'S THE LAST THING I WOULD BE IS TO SHOW ANYONE THAT I'M PISSED OFF"

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THE ONE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT WILL MAKE YOU STOP DRINKING "Because my lawyer is sober and he's someone that has been really helpful for me especially in times where I've been at a bar like oh I want to have a drink and he gave me a piece of advice once which was really helpful which was you'll never wake up the next day and say god I wish I had a drink last night never and that for me has been really helpful."

THE ONE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT WILL MAKE YOU STOP DRINKING "Because my lawyer is sober and he's someone that has been really helpful for me especially in times where I've been at a bar like oh I want to have a drink and he gave me a piece of advice once which was really helpful which was you'll never wake up the next day and say god I wish I had a drink last night never and that for me has been really helpful."

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conspiracy theorists in 2026:

conspiracy theorists in 2026:

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HARD TO BELIEVE NOW BUT LIONEL MESSI AND HIS FAMILY SUFFERED MASSIVELY DURING HIS STRUGGLES WITH ARGENTINA EARLY ON IN HIS CAREER "and when I went to the national team and I don't know, they didn't give me the results, they beat me up, they told me a lot of things, that I didn't feel the jersey, that I wasn't Argentinian, that I didn't play anymore, that I didn't have to be here anymore, I don't know. And I tell you, I went back to Barcelona and they came in on the same day again and my family stayed in Argentina and watched all the sports programs and I saw"

HARD TO BELIEVE NOW BUT LIONEL MESSI AND HIS FAMILY SUFFERED MASSIVELY DURING HIS STRUGGLES WITH ARGENTINA EARLY ON IN HIS CAREER "and when I went to the national team and I don't know, they didn't give me the results, they beat me up, they told me a lot of things, that I didn't feel the jersey, that I wasn't Argentinian, that I didn't play anymore, that I didn't have to be here anymore, I don't know. And I tell you, I went back to Barcelona and they came in on the same day again and my family stayed in Argentina and watched all the sports programs and I saw"

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The surprising origin of Popeyes chicken "Popeye's was originated in New Orleans. And let me make that story clear, because a lot of people think Popeye's is just some general flat food place. And they don't know. They think that we just put the word Louisiana on there for nothing. So legit. Let me give you history. Al Copeland was an orphan. He's a white guy. He's passed. Rest in peace. His name is Al Copeland. He was an orphan. And in that house that he was raised in was an old black woman. And it was a house full of kids. He was an orphan. So he would be the only kid that would sit in the kitchen and watch her fry chicken when it was dinner time. And that's how he came up with Popeyes. That was my mom's, one of her first jobs. My mom's a chef."

The surprising origin of Popeyes chicken "Popeye's was originated in New Orleans. And let me make that story clear, because a lot of people think Popeye's is just some general flat food place. And they don't know. They think that we just put the word Louisiana on there for nothing. So legit. Let me give you history. Al Copeland was an orphan. He's a white guy. He's passed. Rest in peace. His name is Al Copeland. He was an orphan. And in that house that he was raised in was an old black woman. And it was a house full of kids. He was an orphan. So he would be the only kid that would sit in the kitchen and watch her fry chicken when it was dinner time. And that's how he came up with Popeyes. That was my mom's, one of her first jobs. My mom's a chef."

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Asked a friend how to turn my life around and he sent me this; "rule numero uno: There are no more zero days. What's a zero day? A zero day is when you don't do a single thing towards whatever dream or goal or want or whatever that you got going on. No more zeros. I'm not saying you gotta bust an essay out everyday, that's not the point. The point I'm trying to make is that you have to make yourself, promise yourself, that the new SYSTEM you live in is a NON-ZERO system. Didnt' do anything all day and it's 11:58 PM? Write one sentence. One pushup. Read one page of that chapter. One. Because one is non zero. You feel me? When you're in the super vortex of being bummed your pattern of behaviour is keeping the vortex goin, that's what you're used to. Turning into productivity ultimate master of the universe doesn't happen from the vortex. It happens from a massive string of CONSISTENT NON ZEROS. That's rule number one. Do not forget." ngl it really resonated with me

Asked a friend how to turn my life around and he sent me this; "rule numero uno: There are no more zero days. What's a zero day? A zero day is when you don't do a single thing towards whatever dream or goal or want or whatever that you got going on. No more zeros. I'm not saying you gotta bust an essay out everyday, that's not the point. The point I'm trying to make is that you have to make yourself, promise yourself, that the new SYSTEM you live in is a NON-ZERO system. Didnt' do anything all day and it's 11:58 PM? Write one sentence. One pushup. Read one page of that chapter. One. Because one is non zero. You feel me? When you're in the super vortex of being bummed your pattern of behaviour is keeping the vortex goin, that's what you're used to. Turning into productivity ultimate master of the universe doesn't happen from the vortex. It happens from a massive string of CONSISTENT NON ZEROS. That's rule number one. Do not forget." ngl it really resonated with me

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