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“thanks for walking me home” me on my way back:

“thanks for walking me home” me on my way back:

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30yo teenager me wondering what j*b will i do when i grow up

30yo teenager me wondering what j*b will i do when i grow up

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someone pls give me a movie that will ruin me and I sit in silence for 30 minutes afterward

someone pls give me a movie that will ruin me and I sit in silence for 30 minutes afterward

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need a movie with this vibe

need a movie with this vibe

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when you're in a good mood and randomly become an extrovert for an hour

when you're in a good mood and randomly become an extrovert for an hour

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me losing all my humour and social skills the moment someone I don't know joins the conversation

me losing all my humour and social skills the moment someone I don't know joins the conversation

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when you've prepared for every single scenario except the one you're currently in

when you've prepared for every single scenario except the one you're currently in

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marriage ? kids? future? bro I'm the series finale of my bloodline

marriage ? kids? future? bro I'm the series finale of my bloodline

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how it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you're doing and yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

how it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you're doing and yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

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getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them

getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them

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people joke about social anxiety but they never had to pretend like they weren't crossing the street just so the car wouldn't have to wait

people joke about social anxiety but they never had to pretend like they weren't crossing the street just so the car wouldn't have to wait

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my phone be like “rememeber this ?” i really wish i didn't

my phone be like “rememeber this ?” i really wish i didn't

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when you're chilling and catch a whiff of something you haven't felt since the summer of 2015

when you're chilling and catch a whiff of something you haven't felt since the summer of 2015

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28 is the first time you're 30, 27 is the last time you're 25, and 21 is the last time you're 18, which is weird because 18 is the last time you're 15.

28 is the first time you're 30, 27 is the last time you're 25, and 21 is the last time you're 18, which is weird because 18 is the last time you're 15.

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when the random wave of nostalgia hits you and you realise you can never go back

when the random wave of nostalgia hits you and you realise you can never go back

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pov: you realize the september-november phase starts today

pov: you realize the september-november phase starts today

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“i'm gonna sleep early tonight” same mfs at 2:35 am:

“i'm gonna sleep early tonight” same mfs at 2:35 am:

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18 year olds after 13 years of government education: -can't build a house -can't work on a car -no idea how to farm -economically illiterate -historically iliterate -no idea how our bodies work -no clue about healthy nutrition -is chronically depressed

18 year olds after 13 years of government education: -can't build a house -can't work on a car -no idea how to farm -economically illiterate -historically iliterate -no idea how our bodies work -no clue about healthy nutrition -is chronically depressed

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when she thinks she is competing with other girls but she's actually competing with how happy I am alone

when she thinks she is competing with other girls but she's actually competing with how happy I am alone

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how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience:

how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience:

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the masculine urge to not tell anybody a god damn thing

the masculine urge to not tell anybody a god damn thing

2,321,061 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

just realized someone who is 50 years old today was 25 in 2001

just realized someone who is 50 years old today was 25 in 2001

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when I offer them my wife and kids but they go for the air fryer

when I offer them my wife and kids but they go for the air fryer

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romantic movies should be considered as sci-fi coz none of this shit happens in real life

romantic movies should be considered as sci-fi coz none of this shit happens in real life

163,029 Aufrufe • vor 11 Tagen

i hate when people take my isolation negatively like i'm just chilling fr

i hate when people take my isolation negatively like i'm just chilling fr

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Christopher Moltisantimaxxing (wasting my potential, zero impulse control, searching for my arc, overthinking, quick to anger, taking everything personally)

Christopher Moltisantimaxxing (wasting my potential, zero impulse control, searching for my arc, overthinking, quick to anger, taking everything personally)

627,633 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

tonysopranomaxxing (panic attacks, making no progress in therapy, constantly exhausted, binge eating, quick to anger)

tonysopranomaxxing (panic attacks, making no progress in therapy, constantly exhausted, binge eating, quick to anger)

492,146 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

men get 1 good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives

men get 1 good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives

1,731,653 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

Ryan Gosling driving with Nightcall for 4 hours

Ryan Gosling driving with Nightcall for 4 hours

5,220,759 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

jealous of how plants just die when something is slightly wrong

jealous of how plants just die when something is slightly wrong

569,983 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

how it feels when you're burnt out physically & mentally

how it feels when you're burnt out physically & mentally

866,934 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

being a dude is easy. -flex mid physique -fumble a baddie -repeat same 3 outfits -call every problem "character development"

being a dude is easy. -flex mid physique -fumble a baddie -repeat same 3 outfits -call every problem "character development"

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me in 30 years time enjoying life with my beautiful family but I suddenly hear someone call out my old gamertag (years of ragebait has finally caught up)

me in 30 years time enjoying life with my beautiful family but I suddenly hear someone call out my old gamertag (years of ragebait has finally caught up)

207,823 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

‘Hawk Tuah’

‘Hawk Tuah’

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men can stay up til 2 am, wake up at 6 be in-debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out, It's called being a man

men can stay up til 2 am, wake up at 6 be in-debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out, It's called being a man

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red dead depression

red dead depression

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*pro tip* send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen time

pro tip send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen time

402,654 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

my dream job?? unemployed with a mysterious source of income.

my dream job?? unemployed with a mysterious source of income.

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crazy how mfs will see this and still choose fifa

crazy how mfs will see this and still choose fifa

565,860 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

low honor Arthur is tuff asf

low honor Arthur is tuff asf

555,630 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten