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happy 10th birthday to my favourite horror movie

happy 10th birthday to my favourite horror movie

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how it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you're doing and yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

how it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you're doing and yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

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the lion doesn't want multiple girls in his dms he just wants to find his weirdo and disappear

the lion doesn't want multiple girls in his dms he just wants to find his weirdo and disappear

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if i’m this cooked at 20 wtf happened next?

if i’m this cooked at 20 wtf happened next?

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“why did you take so long in the shower” me in the shower:

“why did you take so long in the shower” me in the shower:

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“you handled it so well” I don't remember 40% of my life bro

“you handled it so well” I don't remember 40% of my life bro

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getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them

getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them

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people joke about social anxiety but they never had to pretend like they weren't crossing the street just so the car wouldn't have to wait

people joke about social anxiety but they never had to pretend like they weren't crossing the street just so the car wouldn't have to wait

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returning from a good trip and realizing it's just a memory now

returning from a good trip and realizing it's just a memory now

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28 is the first time you're 30, 27 is the last time you're 25, and 21 is the last time you're 18, which is weird because 18 is the last time you're 15.

28 is the first time you're 30, 27 is the last time you're 25, and 21 is the last time you're 18, which is weird because 18 is the last time you're 15.

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me: "she’s giving me mixed signals" my uber driver: "communication is easy when you're the guy she wants"

me: "she’s giving me mixed signals" my uber driver: "communication is easy when you're the guy she wants"

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18 year olds after 13 years of government education: -can't build a house -can't work on a car -no idea how to farm -economically illiterate -historically iliterate -no idea how our bodies work -no clue about healthy nutrition -is chronically depressed

18 year olds after 13 years of government education: -can't build a house -can't work on a car -no idea how to farm -economically illiterate -historically iliterate -no idea how our bodies work -no clue about healthy nutrition -is chronically depressed

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how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience:

how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience:

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“i'm gonna sleep early tonight” same mfs at 2:35 am:

“i'm gonna sleep early tonight” same mfs at 2:35 am:

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it's 6am in the winter and you have to get up for work

it's 6am in the winter and you have to get up for work

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how it feels to say ‘okay’ instead of arguing

how it feels to say ‘okay’ instead of arguing

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day 7 of 2026

day 7 of 2026

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the type of movies i watch after i said i like being single:

the type of movies i watch after i said i like being single:

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top 4 horror movies -having a job -not having a job -applying for jobs -the concept of working my whole life

top 4 horror movies -having a job -not having a job -applying for jobs -the concept of working my whole life

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how it feels to learn that ur mic has been muted for the last 30 mins

how it feels to learn that ur mic has been muted for the last 30 mins

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me in 30 years time enjoying life with my beautiful family but I suddenly hear someone call out my old gamertag (years of ragebait has finally caught up)

me in 30 years time enjoying life with my beautiful family but I suddenly hear someone call out my old gamertag (years of ragebait has finally caught up)

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the masculine urge to not tell anybody a god damn thing

the masculine urge to not tell anybody a god damn thing

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Christopher Moltisantimaxxing (wasting my potential, zero impulse control, searching for my arc, overthinking, quick to anger, taking everything personally)

Christopher Moltisantimaxxing (wasting my potential, zero impulse control, searching for my arc, overthinking, quick to anger, taking everything personally)

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tonysopranomaxxing (panic attacks, making no progress in therapy, constantly exhausted, binge eating, quick to anger)

tonysopranomaxxing (panic attacks, making no progress in therapy, constantly exhausted, binge eating, quick to anger)

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being a dude is easy. -flex mid physique -fumble a baddie -repeat same 3 outfits -call every problem "character development"

being a dude is easy. -flex mid physique -fumble a baddie -repeat same 3 outfits -call every problem "character development"

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just realized someone who is 50 years old today was 25 in 2001

just realized someone who is 50 years old today was 25 in 2001

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my dream job?? unemployed with a mysterious source of income.

my dream job?? unemployed with a mysterious source of income.

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when I offer them my wife and kids but they go for the air fryer

when I offer them my wife and kids but they go for the air fryer

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i hate when people take my isolation negatively like i'm just chilling fr

i hate when people take my isolation negatively like i'm just chilling fr

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jealous of how plants just die when something is slightly wrong

jealous of how plants just die when something is slightly wrong

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men get 1 good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives

men get 1 good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives

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*pro tip* send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen time

pro tip send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen time

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i wanna be 13 again and ruin my life differently. i have some new ideas

i wanna be 13 again and ruin my life differently. i have some new ideas

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Ryan Gosling driving with Nightcall for 4 hours

Ryan Gosling driving with Nightcall for 4 hours

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red dead depression

red dead depression

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how it feels when you're burnt out physically & mentally

how it feels when you're burnt out physically & mentally

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‘Hawk Tuah’

‘Hawk Tuah’

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crazy how mfs will see this and still choose fifa

crazy how mfs will see this and still choose fifa

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the best way to avoid unnecessary talking stages is to sleep early & start watching a series

the best way to avoid unnecessary talking stages is to sleep early & start watching a series

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moving like a dead wife's husband lately

moving like a dead wife's husband lately

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