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I'll say this about Megyn Kelly. I would not want to be on her bad side. When she goes off, this is exactly how she goes off. Guarantee it. "It's not the cold Chinese food, Douglas, it's the last Mother F**king 20 years, you F**king ASSHOLE!!!"

I'll say this about Megyn Kelly. I would not want to be on her bad side. When she goes off, this is exactly how she goes off. Guarantee it. "It's not the cold Chinese food, Douglas, it's the last Mother Fking 20 years, you Fking ASSHOLE!!!"

563,599 Aufrufe • vor 2 Tagen

As some of you know, Bobby Kennedy Robert F. Kennedy Jr is one of my oldest and best friends. I am so proud to know him. I was involved in his Presidential compaign and it's one of the high points of my life. I truly have seen him deliver over well over two hundred speeches, including one of the best I ever saw in Boston as he announced his run. I have lost many of what I thought were friends for supporting him, and tonight I truly do not care. His speech tonight laid it all out as purely and cleanly as anyone could will ever do. Where were are, and what we are up against, in a way no other former Democrat has been able, or has had the courage to say. Please, if you didn't see it. Watch it. I am so proud of this great American and so glad we all have him in our camp and on our side. All of us Democrats and Republicans.

As some of you know, Bobby Kennedy Robert F. Kennedy Jr is one of my oldest and best friends. I am so proud to know him. I was involved in his Presidential compaign and it's one of the high points of my life. I truly have seen him deliver over well over two hundred speeches, including one of the best I ever saw in Boston as he announced his run. I have lost many of what I thought were friends for supporting him, and tonight I truly do not care. His speech tonight laid it all out as purely and cleanly as anyone could will ever do. Where were are, and what we are up against, in a way no other former Democrat has been able, or has had the courage to say. Please, if you didn't see it. Watch it. I am so proud of this great American and so glad we all have him in our camp and on our side. All of us Democrats and Republicans.

274,593 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Here's the piece I was talking about earlier. Me. On Good morning America 9-11-2001 with Diane Sawyer as the first plane hit the tower. Radical Islamic Terrorism. That's what caused that day. Nothing else. Radical Islamic Terrorism.

Here's the piece I was talking about earlier. Me. On Good morning America 9-11-2001 with Diane Sawyer as the first plane hit the tower. Radical Islamic Terrorism. That's what caused that day. Nothing else. Radical Islamic Terrorism.

264,083 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

This is when I knew it was all full of shit. Hundreds of these dancing nurses while we all were supposedly in a medical crisis. All over the country. Things were so bad but these nurses all had the time to make these videos while no one could have anything done at any hospitals unless you were to die of Covid during the early use of those lung machines. It was all about getting Trump out of office. Every bit of it. Caused all of this panic and death around the world because they didn't want Trump re-elected.

This is when I knew it was all full of shit. Hundreds of these dancing nurses while we all were supposedly in a medical crisis. All over the country. Things were so bad but these nurses all had the time to make these videos while no one could have anything done at any hospitals unless you were to die of Covid during the early use of those lung machines. It was all about getting Trump out of office. Every bit of it. Caused all of this panic and death around the world because they didn't want Trump re-elected.

424,951 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

I have to say I used to know Whoopi Goldberg. Liked her a lot. Respected the hell out of her. Even jumped through hoops to get her in my Comedy Store doc because I felt I wanted her to be part of it. Not because the network or anyone else wanted her. I did. At this point I wouldn't cross the street to say a word to this dumb racist, race obssesed, old bat. Here she is flat out lying her ass off making a fool of herself. She's just become one of the dumb old clueless shuffling mindless characters she used to create in her work. F*CK Her. This is a lie. She knows it too. It's a disservice.

I have to say I used to know Whoopi Goldberg. Liked her a lot. Respected the hell out of her. Even jumped through hoops to get her in my Comedy Store doc because I felt I wanted her to be part of it. Not because the network or anyone else wanted her. I did. At this point I wouldn't cross the street to say a word to this dumb racist, race obssesed, old bat. Here she is flat out lying her ass off making a fool of herself. She's just become one of the dumb old clueless shuffling mindless characters she used to create in her work. F*CK Her. This is a lie. She knows it too. It's a disservice.

338,909 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

ONE NIGHT AT THE ICE HOUSE - My first special in over 30 years. Enjoy it here. Repost, like, comment and all that, if by some chance you like it. It helps! Thanks. Mike.

ONE NIGHT AT THE ICE HOUSE - My first special in over 30 years. Enjoy it here. Repost, like, comment and all that, if by some chance you like it. It helps! Thanks. Mike.

62,216 Aufrufe • vor 28 Tagen

Elon Musk Has given away this new film CITIZEN VIGILANTE starring #ArmieHammer (who's pretty great in it) away FREE on X. I don't know what to make about it and how I feel. It's a tough one, but I will say that I couldn't stop watching it. It sucked me in and slammed me down into my seat. I can't imagine a lot of films doing that to me these days. I also watched it on my big screen off of X. It played beautifully. What does that tell you? As a filmaker that has been making independent and studio movies my whole career, it tells me that there's a new Sheriff in town. Would I work for the new Sheriff? Yes I would. The truth is we want our movies seen. X and@YouTube are the two biggest platforms by large. Filmmaking will live on. The game will change. #CitizenVigilante #ArmieHammer #Vigilante #Sequel #ActionMovies #Thriller #MovieFans #Cinema #Filmmaking

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Elon Musk Has given away this new film CITIZEN VIGILANTE starring #ArmieHammer (who's pretty great in it) away FREE on X. I don't know what to make about it and how I feel. It's a tough one, but I will say that I couldn't stop watching it. It sucked me in and slammed me down into my seat. I can't imagine a lot of films doing that to me these days. I also watched it on my big screen off of X. It played beautifully. What does that tell you? As a filmaker that has been making independent and studio movies my whole career, it tells me that there's a new Sheriff in town. Would I work for the new Sheriff? Yes I would. The truth is we want our movies seen. X and@YouTube are the two biggest platforms by large. Filmmaking will live on. The game will change. #CitizenVigilante #ArmieHammer #Vigilante #Sequel #ActionMovies #Thriller #MovieFans #Cinema #Filmmaking

242,269 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

When CNN is telling you California is a one party shit show, you need to listen. I live here in Santa Monica and I don't know anyone, and that includes Liberal friends that fly private and live behind iron fully security guarded dates, that will tell you this city and this state is not run like garbage and that they haven't ruined every good business out here, including the film and television business. The fact that people out here keep voting 'D' tells you three things, A) they desperately want to be liked, cool, kept, invited, and lionized. B) They don't give a damn about the middle or the lower class, and most important, C) They can't pull themselves out of their bitch boy and La-dee da- Liberal white gal bubbles and vote for true change. It's not in them to do that. They're a lost generation of spoiled rich kids and rich kids friends that would never dream of telling or talking the truth about what's happening out here. It's just too big of a mind-shift to admit they've been flat out wrong and do or even say something different. Hence we get; Karen Bass and Gavin Newsom.

When CNN is telling you California is a one party shit show, you need to listen. I live here in Santa Monica and I don't know anyone, and that includes Liberal friends that fly private and live behind iron fully security guarded dates, that will tell you this city and this state is not run like garbage and that they haven't ruined every good business out here, including the film and television business. The fact that people out here keep voting 'D' tells you three things, A) they desperately want to be liked, cool, kept, invited, and lionized. B) They don't give a damn about the middle or the lower class, and most important, C) They can't pull themselves out of their bitch boy and La-dee da- Liberal white gal bubbles and vote for true change. It's not in them to do that. They're a lost generation of spoiled rich kids and rich kids friends that would never dream of telling or talking the truth about what's happening out here. It's just too big of a mind-shift to admit they've been flat out wrong and do or even say something different. Hence we get; Karen Bass and Gavin Newsom.

213,985 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

You want to see some seriously clever comedy? This isn't it. This is hard to watch. The most overwrought, on the nose, overacted, badly written piece of sh*t I've ever seen. Done by a 'comic genius'. With supposedly some of our smartest comic minds, oh yeah,, and Jimmy Kimmel. Sorry, Larry. Just being a hater isn't going to cut it that much longer. You can't scream your way out of this one.

You want to see some seriously clever comedy? This isn't it. This is hard to watch. The most overwrought, on the nose, overacted, badly written piece of sh*t I've ever seen. Done by a 'comic genius'. With supposedly some of our smartest comic minds, oh yeah,, and Jimmy Kimmel. Sorry, Larry. Just being a hater isn't going to cut it that much longer. You can't scream your way out of this one.

128,953 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

A clip on from a piece Marty's daughter JJ Kein sent me a few years back when we were going The Comedy Store doc.

A clip on from a piece Marty's daughter JJ Kein sent me a few years back when we were going The Comedy Store doc.

84,993 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

BREAKING NEWS!!! Robert F. Kennedy Jr just did a surprise drop in stand up set at the LA Forum on #KILLTONY with Tony Hinchcliffe and he, and the whole show, was a landmark event!! Team Kennedy Amaryllis Fox #killtony #tonyhinchliffe #RFKJrbrainworm

BREAKING NEWS!!! Robert F. Kennedy Jr just did a surprise drop in stand up set at the LA Forum on #KILLTONY with Tony Hinchcliffe and he, and the whole show, was a landmark event!! Team Kennedy Amaryllis Fox #killtony #tonyhinchliffe #RFKJrbrainworm

237,227 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

This is a true story... If you like it pass it on. Thanks.

This is a true story... If you like it pass it on. Thanks.

17,558 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Out in LA people ask me if I'm a Conservative as if they're asking.. 'Do you have aids ? People ask me if I'm a Conservative and I say 'Someone has to be.' I was a 'liberal' my whole life. Should have been a Conservative sooner. Liberals like to list all the great thing liberals have done. 'We made Gay Marriage legal. We ended racial discrimination, we made health care accessible.' Some of it's true. True and Grand. But what does it matter if you also in the last decade or so made over half the country hate their own country? If you've raised a whole new generation to be ashamed of their own country, which by the way, is the greatest country on the globe. If you've succeeded in that everything else you've done means nothing. People that hate their own country can not lead, improve, beautify, or invest in it's future. The modern left makes me sick. I am so glad I am a Conservative.

Out in LA people ask me if I'm a Conservative as if they're asking.. 'Do you have aids ? People ask me if I'm a Conservative and I say 'Someone has to be.' I was a 'liberal' my whole life. Should have been a Conservative sooner. Liberals like to list all the great thing liberals have done. 'We made Gay Marriage legal. We ended racial discrimination, we made health care accessible.' Some of it's true. True and Grand. But what does it matter if you also in the last decade or so made over half the country hate their own country? If you've raised a whole new generation to be ashamed of their own country, which by the way, is the greatest country on the globe. If you've succeeded in that everything else you've done means nothing. People that hate their own country can not lead, improve, beautify, or invest in it's future. The modern left makes me sick. I am so glad I am a Conservative.

16,723 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Ok, just so you don't think I'm always only posting about my sh*t, or political ding dongs, this is about a near perfect movie I saw this weekend. THE TUNER. It's got Dustin Hoffman, Jean Reno, and Tova Feldshuh, but the true reason to go is two breakouts performances by Leo Woodall and Havannah Rose Liu. Just see this. You won't be sorry. THE TUNER.

Ok, just so you don't think I'm always only posting about my sh*t, or political ding dongs, this is about a near perfect movie I saw this weekend. THE TUNER. It's got Dustin Hoffman, Jean Reno, and Tova Feldshuh, but the true reason to go is two breakouts performances by Leo Woodall and Havannah Rose Liu. Just see this. You won't be sorry. THE TUNER.

11,853 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

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