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Reported 2,491 drivers since 2019. 2,913 penalty points, £175,818 in fines (not all results). 36 drivers DISQUALIFIED. https://t.co/yK9ecQgqP8

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Where you go, bruv? All fart and no poo. SteelyHatter

Where you go, bruv? All fart and no poo. SteelyHatter

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Don't go through red lights for an ambulance or as a driver you risk 3 points and £100 fine.

Don't go through red lights for an ambulance or as a driver you risk 3 points and £100 fine.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

2,435,195 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

CyclingMikey is so cold hearted. Didn't care that she was having an operation.

CyclingMikey is so cold hearted. Didn't care that she was having an operation.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

5,903,292 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Nice driver giving me space to pass, but I still reported her and she was still DISQUALIFIED. Plus bonus cabbie going through a red light almost 2 seconds after it turned red. EO61WHL and LN15RXX.

Nice driver giving me space to pass, but I still reported her and she was still DISQUALIFIED. Plus bonus cabbie going through a red light almost 2 seconds after it turned red. EO61WHL and LN15RXX.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

4,183,237 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Here's that video of the driver turning across my path into a petrol station, and forcing me to brake and stop. He took a driver awareness course. Solid Karma. AAAAAAhhhhahaaahahahahaha!

Here's that video of the driver turning across my path into a petrol station, and forcing me to brake and stop. He took a driver awareness course. Solid Karma. AAAAAAhhhhahaaahahahahaha!

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

523,145 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

I was a bit sceptical seeing a driver drinking what looked like a beer. He convinced me immediately that it was non-alcoholic.

I was a bit sceptical seeing a driver drinking what looked like a beer. He convinced me immediately that it was non-alcoholic.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

2,051,385 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Do you feel sorry for this Porsche driver? He'd only just bought his Porsche the day before. Court Result: 6 penalty points, £220 fine, £110 costs, £88 victim surcharge.

Do you feel sorry for this Porsche driver? He'd only just bought his Porsche the day before. Court Result: 6 penalty points, £220 fine, £110 costs, £88 victim surcharge.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

1,581,847 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Holding your phone whilst using it as satnav is not a valid excuse, you'll likely still be prosecuted if caught like this driver was.

Holding your phone whilst using it as satnav is not a valid excuse, you'll likely still be prosecuted if caught like this driver was.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

1,191,010 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

This poor old guy got caught on a handheld FaceTime call whilst stationary, taken to court, and given 6 penalty points and £193 fine+costs. Phone calls don't generally last for just the time you're in the queue, so of course he was also a moving phone driver.

This poor old guy got caught on a handheld FaceTime call whilst stationary, taken to court, and given 6 penalty points and £193 fine+costs. Phone calls don't generally last for just the time you're in the queue, so of course he was also a moving phone driver.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

1,374,271 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

CyclingMikey BANNED from reporting drivers to the police?

CyclingMikey BANNED from reporting drivers to the police?

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

857,653 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Stationary phone use is OK? No, it isn't. Besides which, many drivers also use their phones whilst moving. Being caught stationary is a coincidence, not a defence. COURT RESULT - 6 penalty points and £570

Stationary phone use is OK? No, it isn't. Besides which, many drivers also use their phones whilst moving. Being caught stationary is a coincidence, not a defence. COURT RESULT - 6 penalty points and £570

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

883,916 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Travel is a little bit harder as a type 1 diabetic.

Travel is a little bit harder as a type 1 diabetic.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

682,186 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

This chap was DISQUALIFIED from driving. It's SO EASY to catch phone drivers on your commute.

This chap was DISQUALIFIED from driving. It's SO EASY to catch phone drivers on your commute.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

831,678 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

This is how easily I will catch you if you use your phone whilst driving.

This is how easily I will catch you if you use your phone whilst driving.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

452,469 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Yet again, a mobile phone user stationary in the queue at the lights drives off still using it. This is one of the many reasons why Parliament chose to emphasise that stationary phone use is illegal in the recent law update.

Yet again, a mobile phone user stationary in the queue at the lights drives off still using it. This is one of the many reasons why Parliament chose to emphasise that stationary phone use is illegal in the recent law update.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

435,683 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Running red lights as a cyclist is not a good idea. And yes, you're an arsehole for riding like this.

Running red lights as a cyclist is not a good idea. And yes, you're an arsehole for riding like this.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

362,017 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Mercedes driver runs a red light with full gas and zero shlts given. LR18BCF

Mercedes driver runs a red light with full gas and zero shlts given. LR18BCF

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

276,092 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

I don't like RLJing cyclists like these either, but I don't have any power to deal with them. I'd have videoed and laughed if the police stopped them. I was going to hold back, but the male cyclist nodded me through, btw. Also that pavement is shared cyclist/ped use.

I don't like RLJing cyclists like these either, but I don't have any power to deal with them. I'd have videoed and laughed if the police stopped them. I was going to hold back, but the male cyclist nodded me through, btw. Also that pavement is shared cyclist/ped use.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

192,253 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

27 penalty points, 1 disqualification, and £1250 fine+costs+surcharge between 5 drivers. All caught on the same day.

27 penalty points, 1 disqualification, and £1250 fine+costs+surcharge between 5 drivers. All caught on the same day.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

238,282 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Unfair easy target waiting at a level crossing and using his phone?

Unfair easy target waiting at a level crossing and using his phone?

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

225,767 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

They were blocking the whole path, so I slowed right down. Sometimes pedestrians don't like to share when they are using a shared pavement. I'd never put anyone in danger, but I'm not going to accept being scolded when I'm doing nothing wrong and am super careful around her.

They were blocking the whole path, so I slowed right down. Sometimes pedestrians don't like to share when they are using a shared pavement. I'd never put anyone in danger, but I'm not going to accept being scolded when I'm doing nothing wrong and am super careful around her.

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

405,051 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren