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John Cena Can’t catch me.

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John Cena Can’t catch me.

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kira 👾 My contribution to Rachel Zegler not saving the world. ☠️

kira 👾 My contribution to Rachel Zegler not saving the world. ☠️

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il Donaldo Trumpo KABOOOOOOOOOOM 💥 💥 💥 💥

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Brooke Taylor Karmelo Anthony thought it was ok to murder someone because “he put his hands on him” as he cries to cop.

Brooke Taylor Karmelo Anthony thought it was ok to murder someone because “he put his hands on him” as he cries to cop.

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400 Jack Doherty is used to getting slapped around. What is it about him that’s annoying? Compilation incoming 👇🏼👋🏼
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Update on Punch the Monkey 🐒. Punch (or Punch-kun), a Japanese macaque at the Ichikawa City Zoo in Chiba, Japan. Born in July 2025, Punch was abandoned by his mother shortly after birth, a common, heartbreaking occurrence for first-time or stressed mothers in captivity.  Here is what happened with Punch: •The Struggle: After being hand-raised by zookeepers, Punch was introduced to the zoo's monkey enclosure in January 2026. However, he struggled to integrate with the troop, failing to understand social cues and feeling anxious. •The Stuffed Toy: To provide comfort, safety, and warmth, keepers gave him an oversized, plush stuffed orangutan. Punch quickly bonded with this toy, which he treated as a surrogate mother, dragging it around, sleeping with it, and holding it for support when he felt overwhelmed or scared. •Viral Fame & Crowds: Images of the tiny monkey clinging to his "Oran Mama" (as fans called the toy) went viral in February 2026, leading to massive, unexpected crowds at the small zoo. •Recent Update: According to updates as of February 18-19, 2026, Punch is showing positive signs of progress. He has begun building social skills, playing with other young monkeys, and was even recently groomed by an adult macaque—a sign of growing acceptance into the troop. • Following the viral story, IKEA Japan donated more of the same plush toys to ensure Punch always has his comfort companion.  • While he still keeps his toy close, Punch is slowly learning to live as a member of the troop, with many people online following his progress using the hashtag #HangInTherePunch.

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