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notice how i saw the ladies sunbathing and left them in peace instead of making it weird? this is how you mind your own business fellas, take notes

notice how i saw the ladies sunbathing and left them in peace instead of making it weird? this is how you mind your own business fellas, take notes

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notice how i didn’t interrupt the ladies sunbathing and simply minded my own business? take notes, fellas.

notice how i didn’t interrupt the ladies sunbathing and simply minded my own business? take notes, fellas.

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the best video ever taken of Moose.

the best video ever taken of Moose.

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you’re probably wondering why i chased these skiers. the truth is, there wasn’t any particular reason. i do what i want.

you’re probably wondering why i chased these skiers. the truth is, there wasn’t any particular reason. i do what i want.

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got chased by that stupid brown bear again today, will update how it went later.

got chased by that stupid brown bear again today, will update how it went later.

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this is so embarrassing. i just don’t want to talk about it.

this is so embarrassing. i just don’t want to talk about it.

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i’m sick of this fat bastard bear harassing my wife and kids. whatever happened to hibernation? get a hobby.

i’m sick of this fat bastard bear harassing my wife and kids. whatever happened to hibernation? get a hobby.

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got chased by that overweight bear again had to swim across the lake.

got chased by that overweight bear again had to swim across the lake.

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please remember to always warn your children about stranger danger, because look how my stupid chud son almost got fucking kidnapped.

please remember to always warn your children about stranger danger, because look how my stupid chud son almost got fucking kidnapped.

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he did the most intellectual thing a person could do in this situation and hauled his ass right back inside

he did the most intellectual thing a person could do in this situation and hauled his ass right back inside

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name one other animal besides moose that can charge through 3 feet of snow this fast. i’ll wait.

name one other animal besides moose that can charge through 3 feet of snow this fast. i’ll wait.

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it just hit me that giraffes have nowhere to hide when a storm rolls in. imagine being built like a 20-foot lightning rod and having no choice but to stand there. you really can’t help but feel bad for these long necked clowns.

it just hit me that giraffes have nowhere to hide when a storm rolls in. imagine being built like a 20-foot lightning rod and having no choice but to stand there. you really can’t help but feel bad for these long necked clowns.

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put who in the truck!?!?

put who in the truck!?!?

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you’re probably wondering how i always manage to get myself into these situations. the truth is, i have absolutely no idea.

you’re probably wondering how i always manage to get myself into these situations. the truth is, i have absolutely no idea.

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that time i got chased by a bear

that time i got chased by a bear

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hunting season, my ass. come into my forest and let’s see who ends up doing the hunting.

hunting season, my ass. come into my forest and let’s see who ends up doing the hunting.

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someone come get their chihuahua before i stomp it.

someone come get their chihuahua before i stomp it.

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three feet of snow. no idea where i’m going. going there anyway.

three feet of snow. no idea where i’m going. going there anyway.

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the chances of a deer randomly coming up to you and beating the daylight out of you are incredibly low, but… never zero.

the chances of a deer randomly coming up to you and beating the daylight out of you are incredibly low, but… never zero.

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STOP CHASING ME

STOP CHASING ME

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i’ve seen a lot of people asking why i attacked this guy. i’d like to apologize… to absolutely nobody. Fuck him.

i’ve seen a lot of people asking why i attacked this guy. i’d like to apologize… to absolutely nobody. Fuck him.

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a bunch of drunk idiots decided to test how patient i am. i gave them several opportunities to stop being annoying. they declined. so anyways

a bunch of drunk idiots decided to test how patient i am. i gave them several opportunities to stop being annoying. they declined. so anyways

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sharing this before anyone else does and embarrasses me. no, i was not drunk. yes, i did get my ass handed to me. but did I get back up? absolutely.

sharing this before anyone else does and embarrasses me. no, i was not drunk. yes, i did get my ass handed to me. but did I get back up? absolutely.

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Got chased by the fucking cops. Never drinking again.

Got chased by the fucking cops. Never drinking again.

294,633 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

i’d like everyone to appreciate the restraint i showed today. it would’ve been very easy to end this skier.

i’d like everyone to appreciate the restraint i showed today. it would’ve been very easy to end this skier.

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did a surprise inspection to make sure nobody was slacking off. and of course they were.

did a surprise inspection to make sure nobody was slacking off. and of course they were.

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motorcyclist got way too close to me, so i rammed into him and knocked him over. then he tried to get it back up, so i did it again. had to remind him whose forest this is.

motorcyclist got way too close to me, so i rammed into him and knocked him over. then he tried to get it back up, so i did it again. had to remind him whose forest this is.

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i’m probably the last one who should be saying this, but how on earth did this dumbass bear get up there?

i’m probably the last one who should be saying this, but how on earth did this dumbass bear get up there?

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took them shopping, asked them not to embarrass me, and of course, the second we arrived, they started chewing on things.

took them shopping, asked them not to embarrass me, and of course, the second we arrived, they started chewing on things.

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look at this clown running from the beatdown. get your ass back here!

look at this clown running from the beatdown. get your ass back here!

43,272 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

the stupid bear took my antlers, so i chased him back. who’s the prey now?

the stupid bear took my antlers, so i chased him back. who’s the prey now?

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took my kids shopping and politely asked them not to embarrass me. naturally, the second we got there, they did exactly that.

took my kids shopping and politely asked them not to embarrass me. naturally, the second we got there, they did exactly that.

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did a routine checkup to see if anyone was slacking off, and of course they were. someone’s getting fired.

did a routine checkup to see if anyone was slacking off, and of course they were. someone’s getting fired.

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not this bull bison in Yellowstone National Park launching a tourist nearly 8 feet in the air for getting too close. 😭

not this bull bison in Yellowstone National Park launching a tourist nearly 8 feet in the air for getting too close. 😭

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moose zoomies

moose zoomies

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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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when I got chased by the cops, the three police cars felt a little unnecessary.

when I got chased by the cops, the three police cars felt a little unnecessary.

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as if getting my ass handed to me wasn’t bad enough, i’ve got this guy out here calling me a fucking buffalo.

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as if getting my ass handed to me wasn’t bad enough, i’ve got this guy out here calling me a fucking buffalo.

23,843 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

one thing about me is i’m gonna mind my business. guy came up and said good morning, i continued getting my breakfast and went about my day. imagine how productive society would be if you people were more like me.

one thing about me is i’m gonna mind my business. guy came up and said good morning, i continued getting my breakfast and went about my day. imagine how productive society would be if you people were more like me.

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trashed their garbage and left through the window before they called the cops. no reason for it either just felt like it.

trashed their garbage and left through the window before they called the cops. no reason for it either just felt like it.

16,437 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten