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i’ve seen a lot of people asking why i attacked this guy. i’d like to apologize… to absolutely nobody. Fuck him.
moose896,694 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

i’d like everyone to appreciate the restraint i showed today. it would’ve been very easy to end this skier.
moose116,191 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

did a surprise inspection to make sure nobody was slacking off. and of course they were.
moose154,188 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

i’m probably the last one who should be saying this, but how on earth did this dumbass bear get up there?
moose85,142 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

took them shopping, asked them not to embarrass me, and of course, the second we arrived, they started chewing on things.
moose48,063 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

look at this clown running from the beatdown. get your ass back here!
moose43,272 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

the stupid bear took my antlers, so i chased him back. who’s the prey now?
moose70,310 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад

took my kids shopping and politely asked them not to embarrass me. naturally, the second we got there, they did exactly that.
moose43,495 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

did a routine checkup to see if anyone was slacking off, and of course they were. someone’s getting fired.
moose37,840 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

not this bull bison in Yellowstone National Park launching a tourist nearly 8 feet in the air for getting too close. 😭
moose38,084 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.
moose19,286 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

when I got chased by the cops, the three police cars felt a little unnecessary.
moose27,775 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад
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as if getting my ass handed to me wasn’t bad enough, i’ve got this guy out here calling me a fucking buffalo.
moose23,843 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

trashed their garbage and left through the window before they called the cops. no reason for it either just felt like it.
moose16,437 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад