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notice how i saw the ladies sunbathing and left them in peace instead of making it weird? this is how you mind your own business fellas, take notes

notice how i saw the ladies sunbathing and left them in peace instead of making it weird? this is how you mind your own business fellas, take notes

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notice how i didn’t interrupt the ladies sunbathing and simply minded my own business? take notes, fellas.

notice how i didn’t interrupt the ladies sunbathing and simply minded my own business? take notes, fellas.

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the best video ever taken of Moose.

the best video ever taken of Moose.

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you’re probably wondering why i chased these skiers. the truth is, there wasn’t any particular reason. i do what i want.

you’re probably wondering why i chased these skiers. the truth is, there wasn’t any particular reason. i do what i want.

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got chased by that stupid brown bear again today, will update how it went later.

got chased by that stupid brown bear again today, will update how it went later.

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this is so embarrassing. i just don’t want to talk about it.

this is so embarrassing. i just don’t want to talk about it.

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i’m sick of this fat bastard bear harassing my wife and kids. whatever happened to hibernation? get a hobby.

i’m sick of this fat bastard bear harassing my wife and kids. whatever happened to hibernation? get a hobby.

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got chased by that overweight bear again had to swim across the lake.

got chased by that overweight bear again had to swim across the lake.

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please remember to always warn your children about stranger danger, because look how my stupid chud son almost got fucking kidnapped.

please remember to always warn your children about stranger danger, because look how my stupid chud son almost got fucking kidnapped.

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he did the most intellectual thing a person could do in this situation and hauled his ass right back inside

he did the most intellectual thing a person could do in this situation and hauled his ass right back inside

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name one other animal besides moose that can charge through 3 feet of snow this fast. i’ll wait.

name one other animal besides moose that can charge through 3 feet of snow this fast. i’ll wait.

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it just hit me that giraffes have nowhere to hide when a storm rolls in. imagine being built like a 20-foot lightning rod and having no choice but to stand there. you really can’t help but feel bad for these long necked clowns.

it just hit me that giraffes have nowhere to hide when a storm rolls in. imagine being built like a 20-foot lightning rod and having no choice but to stand there. you really can’t help but feel bad for these long necked clowns.

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put who in the truck!?!?

put who in the truck!?!?

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you’re probably wondering how i always manage to get myself into these situations. the truth is, i have absolutely no idea.

you’re probably wondering how i always manage to get myself into these situations. the truth is, i have absolutely no idea.

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that time i got chased by a bear

that time i got chased by a bear

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hunting season, my ass. come into my forest and let’s see who ends up doing the hunting.

hunting season, my ass. come into my forest and let’s see who ends up doing the hunting.

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someone come get their chihuahua before i stomp it.

someone come get their chihuahua before i stomp it.

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three feet of snow. no idea where i’m going. going there anyway.

three feet of snow. no idea where i’m going. going there anyway.

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the chances of a deer randomly coming up to you and beating the daylight out of you are incredibly low, but… never zero.

the chances of a deer randomly coming up to you and beating the daylight out of you are incredibly low, but… never zero.

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STOP CHASING ME

STOP CHASING ME

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as if getting my ass handed to me wasn’t bad enough, i’ve got this guy out here calling me a fucking buffalo.
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