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It’s opening day at Wrigley Field!! And this season I play there July 11, 2026. Drink Years Fake Beer.

It’s opening day at Wrigley Field!! And this season I play there July 11, 2026. Drink Years Fake Beer.

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#MulaneyReads Read “The Remembered Soldier” by Anjet Danjee. I have been really into novels and poems about the First World War (and its aftermath) since I first read Wilfred Owen and Siegfried Sassoon in high school. Memoirs like “Goodbye to All That” by Robert Graves and the Pat Barker “Regeneration” trilogy, as well as Sebastian Faulk’s amazing “Birdsong” have been favorites of mine for years. So much powerful and existential writing came out of that early 20th century nightmare. “The Remembered Soldier” is a brilliant addition to that group. A soldier named Noon has spent four years at a hospital since he was discovered wandering the trenches with no memory of who he is. Then one day a woman arrives and says she is his wife. He leaves with her and we watch two people figure out how to be married after a war wiped away all of their history. It’s a knockout. Buy it wherever books are sold.

#MulaneyReads Read “The Remembered Soldier” by Anjet Danjee. I have been really into novels and poems about the First World War (and its aftermath) since I first read Wilfred Owen and Siegfried Sassoon in high school. Memoirs like “Goodbye to All That” by Robert Graves and the Pat Barker “Regeneration” trilogy, as well as Sebastian Faulk’s amazing “Birdsong” have been favorites of mine for years. So much powerful and existential writing came out of that early 20th century nightmare. “The Remembered Soldier” is a brilliant addition to that group. A soldier named Noon has spent four years at a hospital since he was discovered wandering the trenches with no memory of who he is. Then one day a woman arrives and says she is his wife. He leaves with her and we watch two people figure out how to be married after a war wiped away all of their history. It’s a knockout. Buy it wherever books are sold.

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Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney premieres tonight at 10PM EST/7PM PST

Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney premieres tonight at 10PM EST/7PM PST

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BREAKING NEWS: George & Gil are in LA!

BREAKING NEWS: George & Gil are in LA!

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Absolutely insane television

Absolutely insane television

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Robby Hoffman sticks the landing. ROBBY HOFFMAN: WAKE UP Now streaming only on Netflix. WATCH NOW:

Robby Hoffman sticks the landing. ROBBY HOFFMAN: WAKE UP Now streaming only on Netflix. WATCH NOW:

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complaint letter

complaint letter

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6 days away. Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney. Live WORLDWIDE on Netflix March 12.

6 days away. Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney. Live WORLDWIDE on Netflix March 12.

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8 weeks in a row. Listen:

8 weeks in a row. Listen:

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only (for the table balls) fans #everybodyslive TONIGHT 10PM ET/7PM/PT Netflix

only (for the table balls) fans #everybodyslive TONIGHT 10PM ET/7PM/PT Netflix

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“The biggest boy on Netflix” #EverybodysLive now streaming Netflix

“The biggest boy on Netflix” #EverybodysLive now streaming Netflix

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Butterball from “Hellraiser” is no laughing matter. #EverybodysLive now streaming Netflix

Butterball from “Hellraiser” is no laughing matter. #EverybodysLive now streaming Netflix

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GEORGIA. Feb 13-15. Tickets at

GEORGIA. Feb 13-15. Tickets at

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Mountain Winery in California. You can walk onstage regular way from Stage Left or make them open the huge doors of the old vineyard building and be center stage immediately. I chose the second option

Mountain Winery in California. You can walk onstage regular way from Stage Left or make them open the huge doors of the old vineyard building and be center stage immediately. I chose the second option

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“ My audience at the Hollywood Bowl is being treated to this 18 minute version of Brian Wilson singing Shortenin’ Bread.
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“ My audience at the Hollywood Bowl is being treated to this 18 minute version of Brian Wilson singing Shortenin’ Bread.

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291,862 views • 27 days ago

On Thanksgiving I taped off a seven meter dash and we all placed bets on how long it would take Méi Méi to complete it. None of us expected her to come in below the :20 mark. Huge triumph for my little girl. If you are addicted to gambling reach out, there is help.
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On Thanksgiving I taped off a seven meter dash and we all placed bets on how long it would take Méi Méi to complete it. None of us expected her to come in below the :20 mark. Huge triumph for my little girl. If you are addicted to gambling reach out, there is help.

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650,860 views • 6 months ago

Y'all remember Butterball? #EverbodysLive now streaming
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Y'all remember Butterball? #EverbodysLive now streaming

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1,293,678 views • 1 year ago

I gathered 11 Willy Lomans. Promises were made. #EverybodysLive
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I gathered 11 Willy Lomans. Promises were made. #EverybodysLive

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856,983 views • 1 year ago

My favorite music video in years. And like…the best album of the year?
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My favorite music video in years. And like…the best album of the year?

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105,946 views • 1 month ago

April 25. Only on Netflix.
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April 25. Only on Netflix.

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1,323,229 views • 3 years ago

Years: It’s worth spying on your neighbors for.
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Years: It’s worth spying on your neighbors for.

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88,554 views • 2 months ago

“John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s in LA” coming to Netflix on May 3rd.
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“John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s in LA” coming to Netflix on May 3rd.

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811,875 views • 2 years ago

Hey guess what? I’m going on tour. John Mulaney: Mister Whatever. Get tickets tomorrow, Wednesday April 23rd at 10AM local time with the code MISTER before the general on sale this Friday. Tickets and all info at
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Hey guess what? I’m going on tour. John Mulaney: Mister Whatever. Get tickets tomorrow, Wednesday April 23rd at 10AM local time with the code MISTER before the general on sale this Friday. Tickets and all info at

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304,240 views • 1 year ago

Listen to me talk on the newest episode of Theo Von.
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Listen to me talk on the newest episode of Theo Von.

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753,027 views • 3 years ago

I told many people in my first grade class that my Dad was Mark Summers. I was honored to finally meet him last Wednesday. #EverybodysLive
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I told many people in my first grade class that my Dad was Mark Summers. I was honored to finally meet him last Wednesday. #EverybodysLive

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305,041 views • 1 year ago

Everybody's Live with John Mulaney. The first ever celebrity sit-down talk show. Premiering Wednesday March 12th live on Netflix.
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Everybody's Live with John Mulaney. The first ever celebrity sit-down talk show. Premiering Wednesday March 12th live on Netflix.

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305,905 views • 1 year ago

It’s not a cruise if it has a purpose. #EverybodysLive
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It’s not a cruise if it has a purpose. #EverybodysLive

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274,632 views • 1 year ago

tried years beer, loved years beer, now me and three other guys own years beer.
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tried years beer, loved years beer, now me and three other guys own years beer.

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163,739 views • 8 months ago

“Oh that is so hot” #EverybodysLive now streaming Netflix
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“Oh that is so hot” #EverybodysLive now streaming Netflix

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257,085 views • 1 year ago

My Next Guest episode with David Letterman airs tomorrow on Netflix. This was a goddamn delight. Enjoy.
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My Next Guest episode with David Letterman airs tomorrow on Netflix. This was a goddamn delight. Enjoy.

John Mulaney

411,438 views • 2 years ago

Were you followed? #EverybodysLive all-new Wednesday 10PM ET/7PM PT
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Were you followed? #EverybodysLive all-new Wednesday 10PM ET/7PM PT

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242,571 views • 1 year ago

Full performance of MP’s first ever televised live performance on #EverybodysLive 👀
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Full performance of MP’s first ever televised live performance on #EverybodysLive 👀

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236,653 views • 1 year ago

Friday night. Tough decisions. #everybodyslive
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Friday night. Tough decisions. #everybodyslive

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229,373 views • 1 year ago

I co-own a beer. It’s fake. It tastes real. I star in the ads. I’m having a great time. #yearsbeer
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I co-own a beer. It’s fake. It tastes real. I star in the ads. I’m having a great time. #yearsbeer

John Mulaney

114,718 views • 6 months ago