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Michael Gove just wandered out in front of my bike against a red light. What a remarkable commitment to proving Iain Duncan Smith MP Chingford & Woodford Green wrong. Turns out the biggest menace to cyclists is middle-aged politicians ignoring the Highway Code As the song goes, he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Michael Gove just wandered out in front of my bike against a red light. What a remarkable commitment to proving Iain Duncan Smith MP Chingford & Woodford Green wrong. Turns out the biggest menace to cyclists is middle-aged politicians ignoring the Highway Code As the song goes, he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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I must apologise, especially to those against floating bus stops. I was cycling along without paying attention and almost sent a guy to the almost hospital in the almost ambulance. A sobering reminder that the most deadly infrastructure can't compete with an inattentive cyclist

I must apologise, especially to those against floating bus stops. I was cycling along without paying attention and almost sent a guy to the almost hospital in the almost ambulance. A sobering reminder that the most deadly infrastructure can't compete with an inattentive cyclist

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Generally I don't have an issue sharing #cycleway4 with electric scooters but sometimes I do question if some of them are safe. It's rare to have an electric motorcycle overtaking at this speed.

Generally I don't have an issue sharing #cycleway4 with electric scooters but sometimes I do question if some of them are safe. It's rare to have an electric motorcycle overtaking at this speed.

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Lightning strikes twice! Seems that the phone offence that was processed from March has failed to adjust his behaviour. It now looks like this driver will be totting up to 12 points and is going to need someone else to drive him around in his expensive toy for a while.

Lightning strikes twice! Seems that the phone offence that was processed from March has failed to adjust his behaviour. It now looks like this driver will be totting up to 12 points and is going to need someone else to drive him around in his expensive toy for a while.

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It's victim blaming plain and simple. Even if the cyclist did run PEDESTRIAN lights here the truck following would have done the same I see amber gambler London black taxi drivers all the time. Who do you think here has the most chance of killing someone one day? Cyclist or Taxi?

It's victim blaming plain and simple. Even if the cyclist did run PEDESTRIAN lights here the truck following would have done the same I see amber gambler London black taxi drivers all the time. Who do you think here has the most chance of killing someone one day? Cyclist or Taxi?

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Funny how some people suddenly care about “disabled access” only when it means ripping out cycle lanes Not all disabled people are blind. Some can’t drive at all. Many independently use the cycleway thanks to the segregated design Same design that requires floating bus stops

Funny how some people suddenly care about “disabled access” only when it means ripping out cycle lanes Not all disabled people are blind. Some can’t drive at all. Many independently use the cycleway thanks to the segregated design Same design that requires floating bus stops

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Natural selection in process. This Lime rider was milliseconds away from being turned into jam.
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Natural selection in process. This Lime rider was milliseconds away from being turned into jam.

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888,667 views • 2 months ago

Hello London Fire Brigade Is there any chance you could follow your own advice? Left turning trucks failing to look out for cyclists at junctions is the most deadly thing when it comes to cycling around London. Seems to be something this driver of yours has forgotten.
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Hello London Fire Brigade Is there any chance you could follow your own advice? Left turning trucks failing to look out for cyclists at junctions is the most deadly thing when it comes to cycling around London. Seems to be something this driver of yours has forgotten.

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9,178,859 views • 2 years ago

So who should be giving way to who here? This truck driver said he saw me as he was already halfway turning across #Cycleway4. It's my understanding from the Highway Code rule H3 that just because you're in a truck it doesn't exempt you from stopping and waiting....
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So who should be giving way to who here? This truck driver said he saw me as he was already halfway turning across #Cycleway4. It's my understanding from the Highway Code rule H3 that just because you're in a truck it doesn't exempt you from stopping and waiting....

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6,909,519 views • 2 years ago

Cyclists don't pay tax so it's only right that drivers can go onto the wrong side of the road and force them to stop..... 🙃🙃🙃 #cycleway4
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Cyclists don't pay tax so it's only right that drivers can go onto the wrong side of the road and force them to stop..... 🙃🙃🙃 #cycleway4

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777,121 views • 2 years ago

I wonder how many people will stick up for this person because I called him an idiot. Walking out in front of a cyclist who calls you an idiot is 'unmannerly' when a pedestrian. Did this guy deserve the same for chucking his bike into mine? Red lights for thee and not for me....
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I wonder how many people will stick up for this person because I called him an idiot. Walking out in front of a cyclist who calls you an idiot is 'unmannerly' when a pedestrian. Did this guy deserve the same for chucking his bike into mine? Red lights for thee and not for me....

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55,358 views • 3 months ago

@markandcharlie Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook CyclingMikey the Unspeakable How is this one for a "distracted" driver! Driving past London Cannon Street at peak hour with pedestrians crossing everywhere while watching p0rn and spanking the monkey. We have to share the roads with these people FFS!
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@markandcharlie Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook CyclingMikey the Unspeakable How is this one for a "distracted" driver! Driving past London Cannon Street at peak hour with pedestrians crossing everywhere while watching p0rn and spanking the monkey. We have to share the roads with these people FFS!

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415,383 views • 2 years ago

This was a recent experience of mine at a floating bus stop. A few impossible things happened. Cyclists don't stop for people There is nobody using the cycleways Disabled passengers can't use a bus anymore There's increased pollution from bad traffic Cyclists are falling off
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This was a recent experience of mine at a floating bus stop. A few impossible things happened. Cyclists don't stop for people There is nobody using the cycleways Disabled passengers can't use a bus anymore There's increased pollution from bad traffic Cyclists are falling off

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46,427 views • 3 months ago

Reopening Old Jewry and letting black cabs back into Bank Junction has turned this part of City of London back into a traffic sewer that makes walking and cycling the lowest priority for people who live and work here.
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Reopening Old Jewry and letting black cabs back into Bank Junction has turned this part of City of London back into a traffic sewer that makes walking and cycling the lowest priority for people who live and work here.

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54,056 views • 4 months ago

I'm doing 20 mph here so I am only holding up a criminal driving. Once again it's another of #Londonsfinest getting schooled by the CoL Police that every lane is a cycle lane. Here's hoping he's already on 3 or more points so he can find a new career with his attitude to driving
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I'm doing 20 mph here so I am only holding up a criminal driving. Once again it's another of #Londonsfinest getting schooled by the CoL Police that every lane is a cycle lane. Here's hoping he's already on 3 or more points so he can find a new career with his attitude to driving

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205,332 views • 2 years ago

The #1 rule for #cycling around London is never trust a truck not to try and take you out so always be 100% sure you know what their intentions are I suspected this one would be difficult after cancelling their right turn to have a try at knocking me off on a painted cycle lane
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The #1 rule for #cycling around London is never trust a truck not to try and take you out so always be 100% sure you know what their intentions are I suspected this one would be difficult after cancelling their right turn to have a try at knocking me off on a painted cycle lane

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139,506 views • 1 year ago

What could possibly go wrong when you're driving your truck around central London at peak hour and looking to your right is considered 'optional' as you go through a Give Way using the 'might is right' rule instead of the Highway Code
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What could possibly go wrong when you're driving your truck around central London at peak hour and looking to your right is considered 'optional' as you go through a Give Way using the 'might is right' rule instead of the Highway Code

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59,621 views • 7 months ago

#Cycleway4 was proving the haters right this week. 🚲❌ Nobody uses cycleways 🩳👨 It's only men in lycra ♿🚫 Disabled people excluded 🚌⏰ Buses delayed 🚦🔴 Everyone runs red lights 🚗🔥 Causes traffic Armageddon 🏙️ London: officially uninhabitable
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#Cycleway4 was proving the haters right this week. 🚲❌ Nobody uses cycleways 🩳👨 It's only men in lycra ♿🚫 Disabled people excluded 🚌⏰ Buses delayed 🚦🔴 Everyone runs red lights 🚗🔥 Causes traffic Armageddon 🏙️ London: officially uninhabitable

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15,759 views • 1 month ago

We need a change of the mindset where because I'm bigger and can do the most damage it's on the more vulnerable road user to be the ones held responsible for their safety.
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We need a change of the mindset where because I'm bigger and can do the most damage it's on the more vulnerable road user to be the ones held responsible for their safety.

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112,569 views • 1 year ago

Ah yes, that famously crystal clear bit of the Highway Code that definitely says cyclists must magically disappear so drivers can overtake buses without the mild inconvenience of waiting. Really keeps the roads safe for the hard working drivers.
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Ah yes, that famously crystal clear bit of the Highway Code that definitely says cyclists must magically disappear so drivers can overtake buses without the mild inconvenience of waiting. Really keeps the roads safe for the hard working drivers.

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40,435 views • 6 months ago

I saw one of those "almost killed me" moments you read about in the Daily Mail and Telegraph when there is a cycling article and a pedestrian commenter has a story about a dangerous bike rider that came so very close to killing them. He was lucky, buses drive through here too.
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I saw one of those "almost killed me" moments you read about in the Daily Mail and Telegraph when there is a cycling article and a pedestrian commenter has a story about a dangerous bike rider that came so very close to killing them. He was lucky, buses drive through here too.

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84,975 views • 1 year ago

Nothing says “Every Little Helps” like a Tesco van ignoring give way markings and cutting off a cyclist they knew was there. Turns out, giving way is optional when you're on a tight meal deal schedule. #Tesco #Cycling #EveryLittleHarms #Cycleway4
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Nothing says “Every Little Helps” like a Tesco van ignoring give way markings and cutting off a cyclist they knew was there. Turns out, giving way is optional when you're on a tight meal deal schedule. #Tesco #Cycling #EveryLittleHarms #Cycleway4

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65,107 views • 1 year ago

Genuine question.... Which is more dangerous here tonight in a practical sense? Run the red light when there was no traffic about on #cycleway4? Wait for the green for some distracted driver to plough through on a red light? Tonight I think running the red was safer.
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Genuine question.... Which is more dangerous here tonight in a practical sense? Run the red light when there was no traffic about on #cycleway4? Wait for the green for some distracted driver to plough through on a red light? Tonight I think running the red was safer.

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84,013 views • 2 years ago

During summer if I post a video of #Cycleway4 often the football fans and the anti-active travel brigade will retort with comments along the lines of wait until it is wet and freezing in January. Well, here it is and it seems the cyclists using the cycle lane outnumber the cars.
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During summer if I post a video of #Cycleway4 often the football fans and the anti-active travel brigade will retort with comments along the lines of wait until it is wet and freezing in January. Well, here it is and it seems the cyclists using the cycle lane outnumber the cars.

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38,097 views • 1 year ago

Amazing how cycle lanes are always “empty” and nearly every cyclist “never stops at red lights”. I must’ve imagined the dozens waiting patiently in this video. Strange how that keeps happening. 🤔
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Amazing how cycle lanes are always “empty” and nearly every cyclist “never stops at red lights”. I must’ve imagined the dozens waiting patiently in this video. Strange how that keeps happening. 🤔

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14,681 views • 5 months ago

Jamaica Rd carnage this morning while #cycling towards central London. 1 van, 2 cabs, 2 buses, 2 cars… and 34 anarchist selfish cyclists seizing ¾ of a lane while the hard working motorists are forced to make do with a pathetic 2 lanes. Pray for London. #Cycleway4
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Jamaica Rd carnage this morning while #cycling towards central London. 1 van, 2 cabs, 2 buses, 2 cars… and 34 anarchist selfish cyclists seizing ¾ of a lane while the hard working motorists are forced to make do with a pathetic 2 lanes. Pray for London. #Cycleway4

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20,454 views • 1 year ago