Nels Abbey
@nelsabbey • 20,292 subscribers
Writer, author of ' Think Like A White Man' (don't panic, its a satire) & 'The Hip-Hop MBA'. Former banker Founder @UppityHQ
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7:45am, Saturday 30 May 2026. Arsenal fans are already packing out the pub. Let's go! #COYG
Nels Abbey267,607 views • 4 days ago
Lord Maurice Glasman just gave the wildest political interview I've seen in a long time on Sky News. "The govt and the party has to repent and reject New Labour as an alien body that took over the Labour Party. And this is where it leads: perversion of peadophilia"
Nels Abbey264,294 views • 3 months ago
Part I of my full (and properly contextualised) thoughts on Charlie Kirk from today's @gmb. Charlie Kirk's murder was a despicable crime. Charlie Kirk was indeed "a David Duke for the TikTok age", an unashamed, presentable and politically popular racist. Not a conservative.
Nels Abbey247,621 views • 8 months ago
Warning: Seven Rules for Surviving A Kemi Badenoch Victory Today the most prominent member of white supremacy's Black collaborator class (in Britain) is likely to be made leader of the Conservative Party. Here are some handy tips for surviving the immediate surge of Badenochism (i.e. white supremacy in Blackface): 1. Don’t allow yourself to be gaslit. Of course, a victory for Badenoch is an obvious, unprecedented and once inconceivable victory for racism. Yet for legitimacy and national blush-saving purposes, it will be portrayed as anything but. Hence the Black & Brown voices invited to speak about a Badenoch victory in the media will likely be carefully selected. Expect a lot of Sunder Katwala and Trevor Phillips types, but not much from anyone else. Certainly not knowledgeable objectors. 2. Don't feed the trolls: avoid the inevitable avalanche of “whatever your politics” rhetoric. E.g. “Whatever your politics, you must acknowledge how great and progressive the Conservative Party is now that a Blackface of white supremacy has broken the glass ceiling for all Black people…” and “Whatever your politics, Black children finally have a great role model to look up to”. 3. Don’t get arrested Pt. I: As that free speech championing entity known as the British state would say: be careful what you post. The police scour this app for "offensive" material and they take immense glee in weaponising laws designed to protect ethnic minorities against ethnic minorities. 4. Don’t get arrested Pt. II: The police don't do nuance, and they conveniently refuse to understand Black & Brown intra-communal language or forms of critique, satire or compliment (e.g. coconut, Uncle Tom, Aunt Kemi, house negro, choc ice, etc). 5. Don’t get arrested Pt. III: In pursuit of "protecting" the feelings and political positions of ethnic minority politicians (with far-right sensibilities), the police and CPS will do everything conceivably possible to legally and psychologically destroy you. 6. Don’t get arrested Pt. IV: Look up The Emoji Trial and The Coconut Trial for more information on how quickly proprietary Black & Brown intellectual tradition, thought or language can land you in a British police cell. 7. Remember White supremacy’s silver linings: they always discard their tools. Always. Yes, this will be a painful and shameful period. Our various politics and very standing in Britain and as British people will be seriously compromised by a Badenoch victory. Yet rest assured: painful as it may be for Black & Brown people – history teaches us that Badenochism will end even worse for Kemi Badenoch. "Amen" said the church. Good luck!
Nels Abbey447,583 views • 1 year ago
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This is just embarrassing. Entry level white supremacist propaganda posing as history. Shameful. If the British empire was indeed something to be proud of the British state would not have gone out of its way to destroy or hide colonial records (Google: 'Operation Legacy').
Nels Abbey158,184 views • 1 year ago
As we warned last week, every single ethnic minority should pay super attention to this absolutely bonkers story. If a white British ex-cop can lose his citizenship so easily, what's keeping you safe? Of course we're going to dive into this at @uppityhq next Tuesday.
Nels Abbey19,054 views • 1 month ago
As she does whenever she mentions Nigeria, Kemi Badenoch lied once again. This time she made up a viciously sexist law about her children not being able to get Nigerian citizenship. She lies because she knows the journalists are either ill informed or too lazy to fact check.
Nels Abbey60,590 views • 10 months ago