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🚨Manchester United Academy Kids were asked the question : “Ronaldo or Messi? They all said Messi 😭😭😭

🚨Manchester United Academy Kids were asked the question : “Ronaldo or Messi? They all said Messi 😭😭😭

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Fuvk your glorified friendly trophies, we got the GOAT defender glazing Messi just like many others

Fuvk your glorified friendly trophies, we got the GOAT defender glazing Messi just like many others

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He just waived at me before I started recording 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

He just waived at me before I started recording 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

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Messi against the greatest LB of all time btw

Messi against the greatest LB of all time btw

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Messi back to back MVP then the World Cup next year AND a 9th Ballon dor???? WE WILL BE THERE

Messi back to back MVP then the World Cup next year AND a 9th Ballon dor???? WE WILL BE THERE

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im fkn crying nobody rates that ngga apart from his fans 😭😭
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im fkn crying nobody rates that ngga apart from his fans 😭😭

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1,193,175 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Messi kills me man 😭😭
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Messi kills me man 😭😭

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3,709,407 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

“Young Messi couldn’t dribble” 🤡🤡🤡
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“Young Messi couldn’t dribble” 🤡🤡🤡

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800,803 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Messi kills me man, why is he looking at the camera like that 😭😭
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Messi kills me man, why is he looking at the camera like that 😭😭

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416,815 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

This random Messi performance against Dortmund would literally be the best performance of majority of players lol
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This random Messi performance against Dortmund would literally be the best performance of majority of players lol

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755,967 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Messi has insane balance and strength 😳
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Messi has insane balance and strength 😳

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233,525 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Another ex teammate of Ronaldo choosing Messi over him 😭 rip to his instagram comments…
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Another ex teammate of Ronaldo choosing Messi over him 😭 rip to his instagram comments…

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255,646 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

This was the most complete version of Ronaldo ever. He could dribble past multiple players, shoot from anywhere, had flair, insane heading ability, no weak foot, and was at his peak athleticism. I actually miss him so much man
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This was the most complete version of Ronaldo ever. He could dribble past multiple players, shoot from anywhere, had flair, insane heading ability, no weak foot, and was at his peak athleticism. I actually miss him so much man

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101,221 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

This is one of favorite goals ever from Messi. Don’t know why i love it so much
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This is one of favorite goals ever from Messi. Don’t know why i love it so much

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41,347 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

🚨💣🎙️ Eden Hazard on Messi vs Ronaldo: “I play for Real Madrid, so if I say Messi, they’re gonna kill me” And he still chose Messi 😭😭😭
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🚨💣🎙️ Eden Hazard on Messi vs Ronaldo: “I play for Real Madrid, so if I say Messi, they’re gonna kill me” And he still chose Messi 😭😭😭

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16,768 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Pure football, no unnecessary touches or skill moves, one feint to beat multiple players and make a killer pass or score a goal. We will never see a player like Messi ever again
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Pure football, no unnecessary touches or skill moves, one feint to beat multiple players and make a killer pass or score a goal. We will never see a player like Messi ever again

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96,575 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Messi might be the most respected athlete of all time. Like his fans are actual professional footballers and managers not little kids and trolls on social media 🐐
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Messi might be the most respected athlete of all time. Like his fans are actual professional footballers and managers not little kids and trolls on social media 🐐

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40,736 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

genuine question for ronaldo fans, you see all these professional players and managers, some even being ex madrid affiliated, call Messi the goat or an alien, you see the stats, you see the trophies, and somehow you still think ronaldo is close to Messi? how?
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genuine question for ronaldo fans, you see all these professional players and managers, some even being ex madrid affiliated, call Messi the goat or an alien, you see the stats, you see the trophies, and somehow you still think ronaldo is close to Messi? how?

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15,907 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Riyadh_Falcons Optic bo6 highlights
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Riyadh_Falcons Optic bo6 highlights

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