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Meanwhile in Denmark, the most humiliating move in football. I'd retire if this happened to me. 🤣

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When Scotland fans go to the EUROs 😭🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Haters will say this is fake.. 😂😂

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'Because of Ian" 😂😂😂

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😂 The British sense of humour is the best in the world. 😂

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INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS

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Man Utd's Champions League campaign.

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Cole Palmer whenever one of his teammates tries to take his penalty:

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Sensational 🤣🤣

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I think i've watched this 20 times. 😂😂 Drop of the shoulder so violent, the defender snapped his teammates ankle. ☠️☠️

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Happy Monday lads and lasses

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Mpasi vs. England.

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It’s crazy to me that this happened THIS season 🤯🤯

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I love amateur football. 😂

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This ain't funny from Michael Olise. Man needs to grow up.

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This ain't funny from Michael Olise. Man needs to grow up.

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Charlie Austin reacting to the Morgan Gibbs-White video… 💪🤝🤣 He wants the England squad to be hammering him over it and I back him 100%. 💯 🎥 Sky Sports News

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🇪🇪 Massive respect to Estonian side Paide Linnameeskond, who conceded after just 14 seconds - without the opposition even touching the ball. 👏🤣🤣

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I have no idea what I just watched, but that might be the best goal celebration of all time... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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16,394,387 views • 2 years ago

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Nobody f*cked with Jaap Stam.

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3,625,793 views • 6 months ago

Cillian Murphy scores the first goal of his career in the Irish League in the 1-0 victory of Cork City vs UC Dublin. 🚬🇮🇪

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Cillian Murphy scores the first goal of his career in the Irish League in the 1-0 victory of Cork City vs UC Dublin. 🚬🇮🇪

Not Match of the Day

1,664,506 views • 7 months ago

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Everyone: "The international break is going to be so long and boring...." David Ornstein:

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147,674 views • 23 days ago

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BREAKING: Jermaine Jenas has been sacked by the BBC for inappropriate behaviour. I can only assume it's because of this video.

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The December 2006 Goal of the Month nominations will never be topped. 😳

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3,483,807 views • 2 years ago

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Safe to say the Swedish fans enjoyed the 5-1 victory over Tunisia in Mexico. 😅🇸🇪🇲🇽

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410,713 views • 4 months ago

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This might just be the best video I've ever watched. 👏

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This girt in Argentina has done the same for her country. 💃🏻🇦🇷

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World class 🤣🤣🤣 🎥 Memerinho

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1,522,401 views • 2 years ago

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Just wait until the end. 😭😂 Gotta love Scottish fans. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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🇧🇬 Meanwhile in Bulgaria, Colombian winger Alejandro Piedrahita might have won the 2026 Puskas award with this incredible goal. 😮‍💨🤯🇨🇴

Not Match of the Day

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The Premier League is BACK this week 😂😂😂

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649,975 views • 2 years ago

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Signing of the season.

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🇿🇦 Football in South Africa is another level.

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Soccer AM back in the day. 👀👀

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Thank you Ismaïla Sarr. ✅

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Meanwhile in Denmark, the most humiliating move in football. I'd retire if this happened to me. 🤣

When Scotland fans go to the EUROs 😭🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Haters will say this is fake.. 😂😂

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'Because of Ian" 😂😂😂

😂 The British sense of humour is the best in the world. 😂

INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS

Man Utd's Champions League campaign.

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Cole Palmer whenever one of his teammates tries to take his penalty:

Sensational 🤣🤣

I think i've watched this 20 times. 😂😂 Drop of the shoulder so violent, the defender snapped his teammates ankle. ☠️☠️

Happy Monday lads and lasses

Mpasi vs. England.

It’s crazy to me that this happened THIS season 🤯🤯

I love amateur football. 😂

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This ain't funny from Michael Olise. Man needs to grow up.

Charlie Austin reacting to the Morgan Gibbs-White video… 💪🤝🤣 He wants the England squad to be hammering him over it and I back him 100%. 💯 🎥 Sky Sports News

🇪🇪 Massive respect to Estonian side Paide Linnameeskond, who conceded after just 14 seconds - without the opposition even touching the ball. 👏🤣🤣

I have no idea what I just watched, but that might be the best goal celebration of all time... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nobody f*cked with Jaap Stam.

Cillian Murphy scores the first goal of his career in the Irish League in the 1-0 victory of Cork City vs UC Dublin. 🚬🇮🇪

Everyone: "The international break is going to be so long and boring...." David Ornstein:

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BREAKING: Jermaine Jenas has been sacked by the BBC for inappropriate behaviour. I can only assume it's because of this video.

The December 2006 Goal of the Month nominations will never be topped. 😳

Safe to say the Swedish fans enjoyed the 5-1 victory over Tunisia in Mexico. 😅🇸🇪🇲🇽

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This might just be the best video I've ever watched. 👏

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This girt in Argentina has done the same for her country. 💃🏻🇦🇷

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World class 🤣🤣🤣 🎥 Memerinho

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Just wait until the end. 😭😂 Gotta love Scottish fans. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

🇧🇬 Meanwhile in Bulgaria, Colombian winger Alejandro Piedrahita might have won the 2026 Puskas award with this incredible goal. 😮‍💨🤯🇨🇴

The Premier League is BACK this week 😂😂😂

Signing of the season.

🇿🇦 Football in South Africa is another level.

Soccer AM back in the day. 👀👀

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Thank you Ismaïla Sarr. ✅