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He tried that dominating handshake move and Kamala said AHT AHT. Joe’s face has me SCREAMING

He tried that dominating handshake move and Kamala said AHT AHT. Joe’s face has me SCREAMING

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Somebody….make it make sense.

Somebody….make it make sense.

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Alabama students yelling “go back to the projects, faggots!” to Black Texas players

Alabama students yelling “go back to the projects, faggots!” to Black Texas players

16,795,023 Aufrufe

Not she making the Secret Service get their steps in 😭

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Not she making the Secret Service get their steps in 😭

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I’m crying 😭

I’m crying 😭

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Y'all see this coming toward you, WYD?

Y'all see this coming toward you, WYD?

4,926,265 Aufrufe

Wayment. Y'all didn't tell me Katy Perry had the nerve to say some shit about Meghan's wedding dress.

Wayment. Y'all didn't tell me Katy Perry had the nerve to say some shit about Meghan's wedding dress.

12,223,430 Aufrufe

You know what 😫

You know what 😫

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Omg. The way I would be fucking screaming

Omg. The way I would be fucking screaming

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“I’m married happily” ☠️

“I’m married happily” ☠️

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Did....did she really just say what I think she said?

Did....did she really just say what I think she said?

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Not her being mad at the wrong person

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Not her being mad at the wrong person

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The best part of the Tina Peters sentencing was when the prosecution reminded the judge he’d forgotten to sentence her for one of the charges 😫

The best part of the Tina Peters sentencing was when the prosecution reminded the judge he’d forgotten to sentence her for one of the charges 😫

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When you’re Black, you’re never really lonely. Cause there will always be a white person all up in your business

When you’re Black, you’re never really lonely. Cause there will always be a white person all up in your business

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The way Mom stood there flabbergasted

The way Mom stood there flabbergasted

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“They” really are seething with envy

“They” really are seething with envy

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Now why she have to jump from the top rope and clock Calilou like that? 😭

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Now why she have to jump from the top rope and clock Calilou like that? 😭

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Voters in Pennsylvania react to "they're eating the dogs" in real time

Voters in Pennsylvania react to "they're eating the dogs" in real time

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LMFAO girl stop.

LMFAO girl stop.

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Biden has no fucks left to give: “I told you, my policies are working. Start writing that way. Kay?”

Biden has no fucks left to give: “I told you, my policies are working. Start writing that way. Kay?”

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IM SCREAMING

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The accuracy tho 😭

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“Love calories” has me fuckin crying
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Nasty ass! Slept with her own daughter's husband
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GET AWAY FROM HER

chris evans

12,503,283 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr