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Before this interview has been posted there has been an extraordinary outpouring of derision and scorn. Is it not reasonable to seek an explanation from such controversial figures? I believe so, that’s why it will be on line shortly. You Cannot Be Serious.
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Before this interview has been posted there has been an extraordinary outpouring of derision and scorn. Is it not reasonable to seek an explanation from such controversial figures? I believe so, that’s why it will be on line shortly. You Cannot Be Serious.

Sam Newman

262,427 views • 1 year ago

Disgraceful finale to AFL season. #af #grandfinal #BrisbaneLions #sydneyswans
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Disgraceful finale to AFL season. #af #grandfinal #BrisbaneLions #sydneyswans

Sam Newman

304,801 views • 1 year ago

Trump vilified by those who are obsessed. But not us. Consider the alternatives, there and here, and you’ll realize there are none. Work ethic and vision, traits that infuriate the vapid. You Cannot Be Serious.
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Trump vilified by those who are obsessed. But not us. Consider the alternatives, there and here, and you’ll realize there are none. Work ethic and vision, traits that infuriate the vapid. You Cannot Be Serious.

Sam Newman

27,994 views • 1 month ago

Trump, Trump, Trump. Say no more.Pathetic dribblers and sheep who did EVERYTHING to nobble him, here and abroad, had no choice. Harris was as bad as you can get. Plus Mark Robinson in a great chat. You Cannot Be Serious.
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Trump, Trump, Trump. Say no more.Pathetic dribblers and sheep who did EVERYTHING to nobble him, here and abroad, had no choice. Harris was as bad as you can get. Plus Mark Robinson in a great chat. You Cannot Be Serious.

Sam Newman

153,389 views • 1 year ago

Engineering cyclones to stop Trump? And hindering relief efforts. And bushfires? Believe it. They’ll do ANYTHING. Plus a transformed Wayne Carey and the Merv Hughes fishing caravan. You Cannot Be Serious.
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Engineering cyclones to stop Trump? And hindering relief efforts. And bushfires? Believe it. They’ll do ANYTHING. Plus a transformed Wayne Carey and the Merv Hughes fishing caravan. You Cannot Be Serious.

Sam Newman

101,269 views • 1 year ago

Is it ok to burn the Ozzy flag? Can you understand why One Nation is on the up? Would you go to Mumbai to watch AFL? Plover chicks, vandalism, lamb ads and ridiculous TV shows. All fair game on You Cannot Be Serious, with Duck Wayne Carey.
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Is it ok to burn the Ozzy flag? Can you understand why One Nation is on the up? Would you go to Mumbai to watch AFL? Plover chicks, vandalism, lamb ads and ridiculous TV shows. All fair game on You Cannot Be Serious, with Duck Wayne Carey.

Sam Newman

29,177 views • 4 months ago

The Duck called in sick. Not sure if it was self inflicted or a new strain of bird flu that he contracted at an outdoor inner suburban wine bar. Anyhow, while the Duck was out the came in off the bench. You Cannot Be Serious.
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The Duck called in sick. Not sure if it was self inflicted or a new strain of bird flu that he contracted at an outdoor inner suburban wine bar. Anyhow, while the Duck was out the came in off the bench. You Cannot Be Serious.

Sam Newman

41,493 views • 8 months ago

Corrupt, dishonest and unaccountable, your ABC. Riddled with hypocrisy and deception, your taxes fund this crap. Success? I’ve known nothing else.
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Corrupt, dishonest and unaccountable, your ABC. Riddled with hypocrisy and deception, your taxes fund this crap. Success? I’ve known nothing else.

Sam Newman

54,121 views • 1 year ago

On this day, remembering my dear friend’s legendary loyalty. Watch off mic at end.
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On this day, remembering my dear friend’s legendary loyalty. Watch off mic at end.

Sam Newman

16,254 views • 3 months ago

Only doing this because the H/S couldn’t be bothered giving my reply, which the Geelong Advertiser, to their credit, did. If Abramovich would like to come out from behind his little word processor, maybe we could have a chat direct.
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Only doing this because the H/S couldn’t be bothered giving my reply, which the Geelong Advertiser, to their credit, did. If Abramovich would like to come out from behind his little word processor, maybe we could have a chat direct.

Sam Newman

53,068 views • 1 year ago

If you’re going to recount incidents that happen make sure they are accurate or else be prepared for the blow back. Also, how’s the State going, do you reckon? And could the AFL divide Australians anymore if they tried. All on You Cannot Be Serious.
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If you’re going to recount incidents that happen make sure they are accurate or else be prepared for the blow back. Also, how’s the State going, do you reckon? And could the AFL divide Australians anymore if they tried. All on You Cannot Be Serious.

Sam Newman

58,445 views • 1 year ago

In an opportunistic moment, as the Sir Doug Nicholls AFL round pushes on, the Duck has announced that he is of Aboriginal Heritage. Not sure what his tribe name is, and nor is he, plus, today’s players, guests, politics, the usual banter, but, so UNusual. You Cannot Be Serious.
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In an opportunistic moment, as the Sir Doug Nicholls AFL round pushes on, the Duck has announced that he is of Aboriginal Heritage. Not sure what his tribe name is, and nor is he, plus, today’s players, guests, politics, the usual banter, but, so UNusual. You Cannot Be Serious.

Sam Newman

39,141 views • 1 year ago

Spoke to Eddie in Paris, the Wizz in Melbourne and Dick about Trump. Why are Aussie Olympians competing under 3 different flags, and why are their uniforms comprised by irrelevant designs. Committee just feckless panderers. You Cannot Be Serious.
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Spoke to Eddie in Paris, the Wizz in Melbourne and Dick about Trump. Why are Aussie Olympians competing under 3 different flags, and why are their uniforms comprised by irrelevant designs. Committee just feckless panderers. You Cannot Be Serious.

Sam Newman

53,268 views • 1 year ago

Oil, fuel, Hanson, taunting, Trump, foot(hand) ball, the Duck and the Chicken. You Cannot Be Serious - ahead of the curve.
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Oil, fuel, Hanson, taunting, Trump, foot(hand) ball, the Duck and the Chicken. You Cannot Be Serious - ahead of the curve.

Sam Newman

10,673 views • 2 months ago

Did podcast on the road to the top end. So apologies if audio cut in and out. Didn’t worry the Duck he just kept talking. AFL, Tennis, Politics, Vic Gov diverting our attention from the parlous state were in by focusing on reparations. Please concentrate on something relevant.
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Did podcast on the road to the top end. So apologies if audio cut in and out. Didn’t worry the Duck he just kept talking. AFL, Tennis, Politics, Vic Gov diverting our attention from the parlous state were in by focusing on reparations. Please concentrate on something relevant.

Sam Newman

29,839 views • 11 months ago

The Duck called in sick today. I lie, he didn’t call in - at all! One hander, and was able to point out the ambivalence and stupidity of irrelevant and insignificant occurrences that bedevil the electorate. You Cannot Be Serious.
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The Duck called in sick today. I lie, he didn’t call in - at all! One hander, and was able to point out the ambivalence and stupidity of irrelevant and insignificant occurrences that bedevil the electorate. You Cannot Be Serious.

Sam Newman

13,718 views • 4 months ago

Welcomed Wayne Carey as a permanent co-panelist on ‘You Cannot Be Serious’. How ironic that his AFL football team excluded him from 100year history on the day he rocked up. Dick, Ivan and Richard Payne who’s going to swim the Yarra! You Cannot Be Serious.
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Welcomed Wayne Carey as a permanent co-panelist on ‘You Cannot Be Serious’. How ironic that his AFL football team excluded him from 100year history on the day he rocked up. Dick, Ivan and Richard Payne who’s going to swim the Yarra! You Cannot Be Serious.

Sam Newman

41,624 views • 1 year ago

From observation, the great Country we live in is completely ambivalent to the irrelevant workings and posturing of Victoria’s government, its priorities and ignorance. Hard to argue when you list the insignificance of their priorities. But discuss it, the Duck,and I, do.
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From observation, the great Country we live in is completely ambivalent to the irrelevant workings and posturing of Victoria’s government, its priorities and ignorance. Hard to argue when you list the insignificance of their priorities. But discuss it, the Duck,and I, do.

Sam Newman

21,411 views • 7 months ago