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As of now, no one has been charged with anything in relation to the Swans versus the Swanettes. But this hasn’t stopped the frenetic media. Just step back and observe the hysteria, but the solution is simple. You Cannot Be Serious.

As of now, no one has been charged with anything in relation to the Swans versus the Swanettes. But this hasn’t stopped the frenetic media. Just step back and observe the hysteria, but the solution is simple. You Cannot Be Serious.

63,973 просмотров • 29 дней назад

Take a step back and you’ll see the turmoil that is the AFL. Those whose vocation depends on it blissfully ignore it but the few who don’t are worth listening to. You Cannot Be Serious.

Take a step back and you’ll see the turmoil that is the AFL. Those whose vocation depends on it blissfully ignore it but the few who don’t are worth listening to. You Cannot Be Serious.

11,921 просмотров • 13 дней назад

Before this interview has been posted there has been an extraordinary outpouring of derision and scorn. Is it not reasonable to seek an explanation from such controversial figures? I believe so, that’s why it will be on line shortly. You Cannot Be Serious.

Before this interview has been posted there has been an extraordinary outpouring of derision and scorn. Is it not reasonable to seek an explanation from such controversial figures? I believe so, that’s why it will be on line shortly. You Cannot Be Serious.

262,523 просмотров • 1 год назад

Disgraceful finale to AFL season. #af #grandfinal #BrisbaneLions #sydneyswans

Disgraceful finale to AFL season. #af #grandfinal #BrisbaneLions #sydneyswans

304,939 просмотров • 2 лет назад

Trump, Trump, Trump. Say no more.Pathetic dribblers and sheep who did EVERYTHING to nobble him, here and abroad, had no choice. Harris was as bad as you can get. Plus Mark Robinson in a great chat. You Cannot Be Serious.

Trump, Trump, Trump. Say no more.Pathetic dribblers and sheep who did EVERYTHING to nobble him, here and abroad, had no choice. Harris was as bad as you can get. Plus Mark Robinson in a great chat. You Cannot Be Serious.

153,433 просмотров • 1 год назад

In the overall scheme of things, where are we headed? Our game - AFL, world game - FIFA, the risk of losing our identity. If you ignore the sheep and their name calling you’ll realise we are run by buffoons. But you already knew that. You Cannot Be Serious.

In the overall scheme of things, where are we headed? Our game - AFL, world game - FIFA, the risk of losing our identity. If you ignore the sheep and their name calling you’ll realise we are run by buffoons. But you already knew that. You Cannot Be Serious.

20,300 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

Engineering cyclones to stop Trump? And hindering relief efforts. And bushfires? Believe it. They’ll do ANYTHING. Plus a transformed Wayne Carey and the Merv Hughes fishing caravan. You Cannot Be Serious.

Engineering cyclones to stop Trump? And hindering relief efforts. And bushfires? Believe it. They’ll do ANYTHING. Plus a transformed Wayne Carey and the Merv Hughes fishing caravan. You Cannot Be Serious.

101,269 просмотров • 1 год назад

Trump vilified by those who are obsessed. But not us. Consider the alternatives, there and here, and you’ll realize there are none. Work ethic and vision, traits that infuriate the vapid. You Cannot Be Serious.

Trump vilified by those who are obsessed. But not us. Consider the alternatives, there and here, and you’ll realize there are none. Work ethic and vision, traits that infuriate the vapid. You Cannot Be Serious.

28,125 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад

We’ve loved it - until today. So, we’re done. 😞

We’ve loved it - until today. So, we’re done. 😞

97,163 просмотров • 2 лет назад

The Duck called in sick. Not sure if it was self inflicted or a new strain of bird flu that he contracted at an outdoor inner suburban wine bar. Anyhow, while the Duck was out the came in off the bench. You Cannot Be Serious.

The Duck called in sick. Not sure if it was self inflicted or a new strain of bird flu that he contracted at an outdoor inner suburban wine bar. Anyhow, while the Duck was out the came in off the bench. You Cannot Be Serious.

41,506 просмотров • 1 год назад

Is it ok to burn the Ozzy flag? Can you understand why One Nation is on the up? Would you go to Mumbai to watch AFL? Plover chicks, vandalism, lamb ads and ridiculous TV shows. All fair game on You Cannot Be Serious, with Duck Wayne Carey.

Is it ok to burn the Ozzy flag? Can you understand why One Nation is on the up? Would you go to Mumbai to watch AFL? Plover chicks, vandalism, lamb ads and ridiculous TV shows. All fair game on You Cannot Be Serious, with Duck Wayne Carey.

29,177 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

Corrupt, dishonest and unaccountable, your ABC. Riddled with hypocrisy and deception, your taxes fund this crap. Success? I’ve known nothing else.

Corrupt, dishonest and unaccountable, your ABC. Riddled with hypocrisy and deception, your taxes fund this crap. Success? I’ve known nothing else.

54,124 просмотров • 1 год назад

Only doing this because the H/S couldn’t be bothered giving my reply, which the Geelong Advertiser, to their credit, did. If Abramovich would like to come out from behind his little word processor, maybe we could have a chat direct.

Only doing this because the H/S couldn’t be bothered giving my reply, which the Geelong Advertiser, to their credit, did. If Abramovich would like to come out from behind his little word processor, maybe we could have a chat direct.

53,068 просмотров • 1 год назад

If you’re going to recount incidents that happen make sure they are accurate or else be prepared for the blow back. Also, how’s the State going, do you reckon? And could the AFL divide Australians anymore if they tried. All on You Cannot Be Serious.

If you’re going to recount incidents that happen make sure they are accurate or else be prepared for the blow back. Also, how’s the State going, do you reckon? And could the AFL divide Australians anymore if they tried. All on You Cannot Be Serious.

58,449 просмотров • 2 лет назад

In an opportunistic moment, as the Sir Doug Nicholls AFL round pushes on, the Duck has announced that he is of Aboriginal Heritage. Not sure what his tribe name is, and nor is he, plus, today’s players, guests, politics, the usual banter, but, so UNusual. You Cannot Be Serious.

In an opportunistic moment, as the Sir Doug Nicholls AFL round pushes on, the Duck has announced that he is of Aboriginal Heritage. Not sure what his tribe name is, and nor is he, plus, today’s players, guests, politics, the usual banter, but, so UNusual. You Cannot Be Serious.

39,141 просмотров • 1 год назад

Spoke to Eddie in Paris, the Wizz in Melbourne and Dick about Trump. Why are Aussie Olympians competing under 3 different flags, and why are their uniforms comprised by irrelevant designs. Committee just feckless panderers. You Cannot Be Serious.

Spoke to Eddie in Paris, the Wizz in Melbourne and Dick about Trump. Why are Aussie Olympians competing under 3 different flags, and why are their uniforms comprised by irrelevant designs. Committee just feckless panderers. You Cannot Be Serious.

53,367 просмотров • 2 лет назад

Welcomed Wayne Carey as a permanent co-panelist on ‘You Cannot Be Serious’. How ironic that his AFL football team excluded him from 100year history on the day he rocked up. Dick, Ivan and Richard Payne who’s going to swim the Yarra! You Cannot Be Serious.

Welcomed Wayne Carey as a permanent co-panelist on ‘You Cannot Be Serious’. How ironic that his AFL football team excluded him from 100year history on the day he rocked up. Dick, Ivan and Richard Payne who’s going to swim the Yarra! You Cannot Be Serious.

41,624 просмотров • 1 год назад

Did podcast on the road to the top end. So apologies if audio cut in and out. Didn’t worry the Duck he just kept talking. AFL, Tennis, Politics, Vic Gov diverting our attention from the parlous state were in by focusing on reparations. Please concentrate on something relevant.

Did podcast on the road to the top end. So apologies if audio cut in and out. Didn’t worry the Duck he just kept talking. AFL, Tennis, Politics, Vic Gov diverting our attention from the parlous state were in by focusing on reparations. Please concentrate on something relevant.

29,958 просмотров • 1 год назад