
Patrick Oyulu
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NIRA Deployed a Linguistic Weapon. Somewhere in Uganda, a NIRA Registrar just dropped the mic - not with force, but with fluency. In one short video clip, she glided from English to Luganda, Lusoga, Runyankore, Alur, and Swahili like a United Nations interpreter on Red Bull. If there were language Olympics, Claire Ollama would be taking home gold… and still have enough breath to read the 7 o’clock news. This isn’t just public communication - it’s public connection. At a time when access to services hinges on trust and clarity, Claire has redefined civic engagement armed with nothing but grace, charisma, and cultural fluency. And let’s be clear: she’s not with the Police (though they could certainly borrow a page). She’s from the National Identification and Registration Authority - NIRA. Yes, the same institution we only talk about when we’ve lost our ID or fear our fingerprints have “disappeared.” Whoever handles HR at NIRA: give this woman a raise, a medal, or at the very least a fuel allowance. Because if more public servants spoke to us like Claire, Ugandans might start lining up early just to be addressed with dignity. Claire Ollama from Paidha, you didn’t just inform us - you translated trust. Kudos, Registrar. Uganda has heard you - loud, clear, and in six languages. Watch the video. Then rewatch it. Then clap. #Uganda
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YOO LENG? WAIT KWANZA! An Acholi traditional pathway to 'Nyom' (wedding). Immediately the suiters enter the home of the mother-of-the-bride-to-be, they are required to get in their hands and knees as a sign of respect, and crawl to the mother's door. Yet again when they reach, there is another entrance fee. #TraditionalMarriages #Keny
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...Stepping up. Marshall Alenyo OO making a spirited submission following his swearing-in to the 12th Parliament of Uganda. If half the fire in these types of speeches survive committee rooms, budget debates, and those mysterious “Honourable consultations,” #Uganda may be in for an interesting term. What stood out about Marshall's speech (video below) is not merely political ambition, but the philosophy behind it: that leadership must stretch beyond constituency borders. A fearless MP does not only defend Jonam constituency alone; he wrestles with the national conscience itself. And thats the way to go. Parliament, at its best, is not a retirement lounge with microphones. It is an arena of ideas, courage, dissent, and uncomfortable truths. Marshall seems determined to enter it like a man carrying both a spear and a library card. He did it in his tenure as a Guild Minister at Makerere University . He is showing that prowess today. And yes, the Hon. intends to vie for Deputy Speaker. The 12th Parliament just acquired fresh turbulence.
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South Koreans singing in Luganda for Ugandan Vice President Vice President Jessica Alupo
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UNTAMED POWER? Here is the longer video showing the Charge d’ Affaires of the Ugandan Embassy in Khartoum Amb. Dickson Ogwang Okul being disarmed at a function at the Lango Cultural Center in Lira earlier today. The Ambassador was wrestled to the ground after he drew his pistol when asked to live the meeting. You shall recall, a few years ago the former deputy Ambassador to the United States was "kicked out" (asked to return home) for domestic violence in the US. No doubt, there is nothing Diplomatic about his character and actions. Obsession with untamed power. Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Uganda 🇺🇬 #Uganda
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KAMPALA MUST LEARN TO TAKE A SHOWER. WITH SOAP! Last Friday, Kampala Capital City Authority (KCCA) cleared the clutter and suddenly -my God -there were trees. Trees! Apparently they had been planted years ago, but like disciplined children in a noisy classroom, they were drowned out by kiosks, bodas, and the choreography of downtown chaos. However, the palm trees lost their lives. Many uprooted. Then someone asked the obvious question: “But why are the roads still brown?” Simple. Enfufu. Dust. Dirt. Mud. A city that wipes its face but hasn’t bathed. Let me take you back to 2005. We were shooting an MTN Uganda TV commercial -"Everywhere You Go" -with a South African crew, Red Pepper Films. Proper kit. Light meters. Cloud readers. Precision. On Colville Street behind Christ the King, they cordoned off the road and did the unthinkable: they washed it. Water. Soap. Brushes. The whole road bathed like it was going for Mass. You should have seen the dirt that came off a road we thought was “clean.” That day taught me something. #Kampala often looks clean -from a distance. From a high-angle drone shot. At night. But zoom in and you see the brown truth settling like a stubborn film. KCCA Hajjat Sharifah Buzeki took a bold first step. The ungazetted kiosks gone. Some boda stages reorganized. Good. But bathing is not splashing water on your face. It is systemic hygiene. Wetting. Soaping. Scrubbing. Drains unclogged. Dust suppressed. Specialized sweepers humming daily. Not ceremonial cleaning -consistent cleaning. In Kigali, when oil spills, they literally soap the road. Scrub it. As if the street itself has dignity. Add Umuganda - the monthly community clean-up - and cleanliness becomes culture, not instruction. It is institutional hygiene. Laws alone won’t save Kampala. Behaviour will. The driver who throws a maize cob out the window and later blames KCCA for the pile. The pedestrian who litters then complains about flooding. The vendor who rejects a market stall in Wandegs, New Ntinda or Nakawa but prefers a makeshift kiosk in the drainage path. Kampala cannot be “anti-water.” We outgrew that label in boarding school. Clean cities are not accidents. They are systems. Shared pride, earned in deed, not speeches. Now that we see trees again, let’s also learn to walk properly. Right side going. Left side coming. Like red ants -siafus -precise, purposeful. No bumping, no wandering across grass we just cleared. Why does Kampala look brown? Because it hasn’t bathed enough. It's about time it did. The solution is not cosmetic. It is commitment. Kampala si bizimbe only. It must be showered. Regularly. Thoroughly. And with intention. Last word: I pray the Uganda Revenue Authority "Tax Payer Support Center" white container by the roadside, (and other similar road side containers) are removed. Electric poles washed/cleaned/painted. Only then will the Pearl stop looking dusty -and start looking deliberately clean. Photos: #kigali, and #Kampala. #ForABetterCity #KibugaKla The Independent 933 KFM Daily Monitor The New Vision Sudhir Byaruhanga Capital FM Uganda
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AFRICA DOESN'T SHOUT. It Stares Back. Ask Speedy HQ. During an interview by Priscilla Anyabu| SOTD , SHAQ was asked if he’d ever go gorilla trekking in Uganda. His answer was instant: Hell NO. Anything else - fine. #Gorillas? Absolutely not. He laughed, but the joke carried truth. As an African American, Shaq said gorillas have a way of singling him out, especially -presumably, among other tourists. They look him straight in the eye. That look. "How come you’re out there and we’re in here? Where’s your fur?" Shaq is 7-foot-1, used to be fearless on the court, dominant by design - yet even he admitted the raw resonance of an African Gorilla gives pause. Africa has that effect. It doesn’t shout. It stares back. Yet Priscilla -in 2024, was brave enough to visit #Bwindi impenetrable National park and view the Gorillas. Then came a 21-year-old from Cincinnati, Ohio - Darren Jason Watkins Jr. aka Speed⭐️ #AfricanTour . No mythology. No ancestral caution. Just curiosity, courage, and a camera. #ishowspeed didn’t joke his way around Africa. He stepped into it visiting 20 African countries in 28 Days! Phew! From the thunder of Mosi-oa-Tunya - "The Smoke That Thunders" -at #VictoriaFalls, to the living cultures of #Ethiopia, #SouthSudan, #Angola, #Namibia, #Ghana, #Nigeria, #Morocco, and #Egypt, iShowSpeed followed the Rhythm of Africa. Not safari-brochure Africa. Not headline Africa. Real Africa. He drank coffee the Ethiopian way -slow, ceremonial, human. In Addis Ababa, he went back in time. According to the #EthiopianCalendar he was in 2019. He shared injera from one plate. Watched Meskel fires rise not in chaos, but remembrance. Met communities where history isn’t archived -it’s lived. He danced when drums demanded it. Ran when the land dared him. Back-flipped in return. Stood where fear lives - and didn’t blink. He streamed. From Mansa Musa’s crossings to modern explorers chasing wonder instead of gold, Africa has always tested those who enter her heartland. Many hesitate. Some mythologize. A few listen. #ishowspeedAfricatour listened. As his African journey closes today, the continent asks only one thing: GO tell the story. Tell it as you saw it. Felt it. Lived it. Africa didn’t shout. It stared back - and you answered. #Kwaheri #Ahsante Video/Photos: Priscilla Anyabu| SOTD Speedy HQ Wode Maya ®
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There are voices… and then there are voices. #CharlieKing - aka Charlie Todwong, wuod Acholi - belongs to that rare category that didn’t just ride a beat; he owned it. Back when #SwahiliNation was not just a group but a movement, his smooth delivery on “Hakuna Matata” made East Africa sway like we had all collectively agreed to be cool. And then he hit us with “Stand Up and Sing.” If you don’t remember it, please -do yourself a cultural favor - Google it. Press play. Let the bassline educate you. From Run 4 Fun’s “Ain’tcha Gonna Be a Jamaican” to Dr. Alban’s “Long Time Ago,” to those unmistakable vocals on Clea’s “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off,” Charlie was quietly exporting Ugandan excellence before “export-ready” became a buzzword. Remixer. Producer. Vocalist. Bugi Road (BRPS) old boy. Jinja College talent incubatee. And now here he is, effortlessly gliding through Lionel Richie’s “All Night Long” like the song was written in Gulu. Some legends shout. Others simply sing - and let the rest of us catch up. #Uganda
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Can Cardinal Sarah shake the Vatican like Bernadette Did? Say what you will about Field Marshal Alhaji Doctor Idi Amin Dada (and most history books have), but in 1975, the man did something that shocked both the diplomatic corps and the cassocked corridors of the Vatican: he sent a woman. Yes, a woman -27-year-old Bernadette Olowo -to represent Uganda at the Holy See. In doing so, he shattered a 900-year-old tradition of male-only diplomacy to the Vatican. And not with a whisper, but with all the audacity of a man who once gave himself every military title short of Archangel. Rome gasped. The Curia blinked. Cardinals likely clutched their rosaries. But Pope Paul VI -perhaps foreseeing that the Holy Spirit is not a respecter of patriarchies -welcomed her. On January 24, 1975, Bernadette, cloaked in black and gold elegance, stepped into the #Vatican’s ornate halls and into history, becoming the first woman ambassador to the Holy See. The Vatican’s official response? “She will be held to the same rules as men.” Which is ecclesiastical code for: “We weren’t ready, but here we are.” Now, nearly 50 years later, the question is flipped. With the death of #PopeFrancis , eyes are on the conclave. And this time, Africa isn’t sending a woman to shake the Vatican - it’s offering three princes of the Church who might just lead it: Cardinal Peter Turkson (#Ghana), Cardinal Robert Sarah (#Guinea), and Cardinal Fridolin Ambongo (#DRC). Can #CardinalSarah, known for his unshakable orthodoxy and quiet fire, be the Vatican’s next great disruptor -not by breaking windows, but by opening doors long thought sealed? After all, it wasn’t stilettos that made Bernadette formidable -it was her presence, her dignity, her ability to walk into the world’s most patriarchal enclave and act like she belonged. (And yes, sometimes history wears heels. Even if the Devil wears Prada.) Unlike Bernadette, Sarah wouldn't need papal permission to enter the #Vatican -he already lives inside its spiritual engine room. But like her, he would have to embody disruption, grace, and a courage that doesn't simply break rules, but resets expectations. Perhaps having a Pope who understands hunger -not just metaphorically -but in the flesh, who knows what it means to pray in a thatched chapel while dodging real rain, not just metaphorical doubt, is the spiritual reckoning the Church needs. Because Bernadette’s journey showed us that change doesn’t always come dressed in dogma. Sometimes, it arrives in high heels and confidence. Now, it may come in red robes and an African accent. Either way, history is watching. And this time, it just might say “AMEN!” #Conclave2025 #PopeFrancis
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TO FIX THAT RAT, PARLIAMENT MAY NEED A MARSHALL PLAN. In 2008, when UB40 lit up Lugogo Stadium and belted out “There’s a rat in mi kitchen, what am I gonna do?”, the answer was obvious: fix that rat. The crowd went wild. So did two young men dancing like tomorrow had been cancelled -yours truly and Marshall Godfrey Alenyo Jr. It was reggae, rebellion, and rhythm. But as fate would have it, that song was less nostalgia and more prophecy. Fast-forward to 2026. Marshall has spotted another rat -this time not in a kitchen, but in the mechanics of representation, debate, and delivery. He fixed one in Jonam County and emerged victorious as MP. Now he has his sights on a bigger one: the quality and conduct of debate in the 12th Parliament of Uganda. And yes, he intends to fix that rat too—by vying for Deputy Speaker of Parliament as an Independent. This is not bravado. This is biography. I have watched Marshall speak in rooms where the air thickens and people lean forward instinctively. You know the look -hand to mouth, head tilted, eyes locked in. It’s the look of people watching thought assemble itself in real time. A piano could fall outside and no one would flinch. That’s eloquence with authority. From Namilyango College -where he was the default MC -to Makerere University as Guild Minister, to international platforms like the 2012 UK–Uganda Convention at the Troxy in East London, Marshall has done what great speakers do: make complex ideas feel inevitable. That day, a senior immigration officer calmly walked Ugandans through dual citizenship and the National ID rollout. The crowd was stunned. The speaker was Marshall Alenyo. Also in attendance was first lady Janet K. Museveni and speaker Rebecca Alitwala Kadaga . Add to that a career as a retired senior immigration officer, a Masters of Law in International Human Rights and Public Policy from University College Cork, and the instincts of a lawyer trained in evidence, equity, and rule of law. Yes, he is also famously known as The Legend MC -because leadership, like emceeing, is about reading the room, setting the tone, and knowing when to be firm. Marshall is not naïve about the task ahead. He respects the eloquence of the incumbent Deputy Speaker, Hon. Thomas Tayebwa. But history shows that #Parliament thrives when it renews itself. Marshall often recalls the Constituent Assembly days -Wapakhabulo, Adoko Nekyon, Okullo Epak, Noble Mayombo -debates that rose above party and tribe, anchored in nationalism and pan-African purpose. That spirit, he argues, needs revival. So yes, this is a big rat. And yes, it will take a #MarshallPlan to fix it. Members in -the yet to be sworn in, 12th Parliament of Uganda may want to listen closely -because something is about to hit the floor. His name is Marshall Godfrey Alenyo Jr, MP Elect #Jonam #Uganda Daily Monitor The New Vision NBS Television NTV UGANDA The Independent
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Jackson “Mia Mia” Mayanja - ex Uganda Cranes and KCCA FC midfield wizard and Ugandan soccer legend - meets the airwaves maestro himself, Mike Arerenge. If Mia Mia made defenders dance, Arerenge made the whole nation sing along. The man was our Peter Drury before Peter Drury knew himself - with Swahili flows so smooth you’d swear he was dribbling the microphone: “Jackson Mayanja na mpira… ana toa mpira… ana jenga pass moja, mbili, tatu…” From Nakivubo to Wankuluku, from Radio Uganda to every smoky trading centre kiosk, we tuned in - not just for the score, but for the poetry. SC Villa diehard, wordsmith, national treasure. His name Mike Arerenge. Ame kosa kosa… Lo! 🎙️#SoccerLegends #Uganda
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Baboons Beat the Bureaucrats: Karuma Bridge "Opens" Early for Fur-tified Inspections It appears the baboons of Karuma have decided to take matters into their own hands—or should we say paws? Days before the highly anticipated grand opening of the Karuma Bridge, the baboons, perhaps disgruntled over their diminishing snack supply from pedestrians and travelers, staged an early "inspection" of the structure. Eyewitnesses reported the furry task force convening at the bridge early Saturday morning, armed with nothing but curiosity, an appetite for bananas, and an uncanny understanding of logistical planning. “They arrived in waves,” said a local boda-boda rider, “like they had a schedule. Some were on the rails, others under the bridge, and a few on top, conducting what seemed like load tests on the cables. It’s as if they had blueprints!” Reports suggest the baboons may be plotting to establish a toll system of their own before the official launch. The rumored pricing model? A banana per crossing for cars and a cassava tuber for trucks. Sources close to the baboons (read: birdwatchers with binoculars) say they are even considering a VIP lane for tourists willing to part with their lunch in exchange for expedited passage. Government officials were understandably perplexed. “We’ve spent months preparing for this day, but the baboons have outmaneuvered us,” admitted a spokesperson from the 'Minting-stry' of Works. “They’re more organized than some of our contractors!” The baboons, however, appear to have a deeper agenda. “This isn’t just about food,” claimed a local conservationist. “It’s about legacy. They want to ensure they’re recognized as the original guardians of the Karuma corridor.” As the official opening date nears, authorities now face an unexpected challenge: negotiating with the baboons to vacate the premises. But with their toll system gaining traction, it seems the baboons are here to stay. In the meantime, travelers are advised to carry extra bananas—or risk a "furious" fine. #Satire #JustForLaughs #KarumaUpdates #Uganda
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GUARDING THE BABIES! Longer version. #Elephants Crossing the road, Sunday Morning, at Karuma, in the #PearlOfAfrica , Uganda. STOP. MARVEL AT THE SIGHT LillyAjarova AGE Safaris Uganda Tourism Board Uganda Wildlife Authority Amos Wekesa Marcella Karekye Rwakakamba Morrison Charles Onyango-Obbo Video: andrew lawoko
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