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Absolute carnage at Thorpe Park Official. Park closed early and evacuated due to the weather (entirely reasonable) but terribly handled. Crowd crushes, staff refusing refunds or access to guest services (!!), two people injured but security refusing access to first aid centre (!!!), no communication whatsoever beyond some screens with a written message, no attempt at crowd management, thousands of people directed at once through a single exit (The Dome), A-boards and other hazards left on the floor and not removed in The Dome. Dire and dangerous. Decline.

Absolute carnage at Thorpe Park Official. Park closed early and evacuated due to the weather (entirely reasonable) but terribly handled. Crowd crushes, staff refusing refunds or access to guest services (!!), two people injured but security refusing access to first aid centre (!!!), no communication whatsoever beyond some screens with a written message, no attempt at crowd management, thousands of people directed at once through a single exit (The Dome), A-boards and other hazards left on the floor and not removed in The Dome. Dire and dangerous. Decline.

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Always good to see media coverage of the wretched hellscape that is Westminster Bridge - a hive of foreign OCG activity in full view of the Palace of Westminster, Portcullis House, and New Scotland Yard.

Always good to see media coverage of the wretched hellscape that is Westminster Bridge - a hive of foreign OCG activity in full view of the Palace of Westminster, Portcullis House, and New Scotland Yard.

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My dear Mum is injured so I’ve had to dash to accompany her to A&E. This is the waiting room right now. Except it’s not just this - there is a second overflow waiting room (where we’re heading). Six hour wait just for triage apparently. World-class experience this.

My dear Mum is injured so I’ve had to dash to accompany her to A&E. This is the waiting room right now. Except it’s not just this - there is a second overflow waiting room (where we’re heading). Six hour wait just for triage apparently. World-class experience this.

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Christ, it gets worse. I’ve gone from an immigration influencer to a professional member of the PIP mafia. The sunflower lanyard is *chefs kiss*. I need to stop doomscrolling.

Christ, it gets worse. I’ve gone from an immigration influencer to a professional member of the PIP mafia. The sunflower lanyard is chefs kiss. I need to stop doomscrolling.

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I wonder if the Health & Safety Executive will be onto these guys, or do we have two-tier H&S? This is from the company’s own social media btw - imagine being so brazen as to openly advertise working practices like this. It’s almost as if they know they’ll get away with it.

I wonder if the Health & Safety Executive will be onto these guys, or do we have two-tier H&S? This is from the company’s own social media btw - imagine being so brazen as to openly advertise working practices like this. It’s almost as if they know they’ll get away with it.

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I haven’t commuted into central London for a few weeks so managed to somewhat forget how radicalising an experience it can be. On both trains this AM I was the only Briton - it was not like this pre-2020. A man was smoking a spliff in the carriage and another decided to serenade us with his Bluetooth speaker (his music taste was poor). Multiple fare evaders (reflecting London’s wonderful diversity) at the barriers. When boarding the Underground, we had to listen to this announcement on a loop. ‘Phone theft is common at this station’ every 30 seconds. I’ve never heard the CT/61016 or no smoking announcements that often. This is what I expect in a third world country (although, in fairness, I’ve travelled to some and even they don’t have to warn people not to have their phones out on public transport). We are in living in a first world, highly developed country. It should be safe to stand on a platform inside a transport station *in the capital city* of this advanced economy without being barked at to not have your phone out because it’s so unsafe. Here’s a novel idea: instead of stopping people from having their phones out, how about we robustly deal with phone theft, get BTP onto platforms to rugby tackle the thieves, and lock the scum up for considerable periods as a deterrent to others? Stop dealing with things downstream and making life miserable for the law-abiding country. Tackle problems at source. Tourists hearing this shit must think they’ve accidentally ended up in a failed state.

I haven’t commuted into central London for a few weeks so managed to somewhat forget how radicalising an experience it can be. On both trains this AM I was the only Briton - it was not like this pre-2020. A man was smoking a spliff in the carriage and another decided to serenade us with his Bluetooth speaker (his music taste was poor). Multiple fare evaders (reflecting London’s wonderful diversity) at the barriers. When boarding the Underground, we had to listen to this announcement on a loop. ‘Phone theft is common at this station’ every 30 seconds. I’ve never heard the CT/61016 or no smoking announcements that often. This is what I expect in a third world country (although, in fairness, I’ve travelled to some and even they don’t have to warn people not to have their phones out on public transport). We are in living in a first world, highly developed country. It should be safe to stand on a platform inside a transport station in the capital city of this advanced economy without being barked at to not have your phone out because it’s so unsafe. Here’s a novel idea: instead of stopping people from having their phones out, how about we robustly deal with phone theft, get BTP onto platforms to rugby tackle the thieves, and lock the scum up for considerable periods as a deterrent to others? Stop dealing with things downstream and making life miserable for the law-abiding country. Tackle problems at source. Tourists hearing this shit must think they’ve accidentally ended up in a failed state.

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Zia Yusuf is correct, though. Kay Burley is wrong. Anybody who has walked into an NHS A&E department of late and looked around (and listened) to who and what surrounds them can see the pressure the presence of migrants can have on the NHS and emergency medicine in particular.

Zia Yusuf is correct, though. Kay Burley is wrong. Anybody who has walked into an NHS A&E department of late and looked around (and listened) to who and what surrounds them can see the pressure the presence of migrants can have on the NHS and emergency medicine in particular.

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“Bengali areas”. Sir Jim Ratcliffe was right latest. There should be no areas in Britain belonging to a single ethnic group other than the native White British.

“Bengali areas”. Sir Jim Ratcliffe was right latest. There should be no areas in Britain belonging to a single ethnic group other than the native White British.

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We now tune into Michael McIntyre's The Wheel on our national public service broadcaster (which we must pay for or face criminal penalty) which tonight features a hijab-clad ‘comedienne’ making jokes with the hijabi contestant, about… hijabs! Peak Yookay television.

We now tune into Michael McIntyre's The Wheel on our national public service broadcaster (which we must pay for or face criminal penalty) which tonight features a hijab-clad ‘comedienne’ making jokes with the hijabi contestant, about… hijabs! Peak Yookay television.

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This sort of situation isn’t new. Indeed, I have seen this exact scene - a white person being assaulted by a group of people (most or all being black and/or ethnic minority) but somehow ending up being the only person to get into trouble - play out previously. It happens to police officers who are assaulted too, btw, not just members of the public. This is why I sometimes find it difficult to criticise policing (or at least, frontline policing and the Federated ranks), because I know how difficult the Job is for frontline officers, and I also know that even when they are assaulted, the Job will throw them under a bus if the circumstances are convenient. But, the repeated examples of this behaviour are inexcusable and clearly policing has reached a point of no return - the murder of Henry Nowak was probably that point. Though, you could argue that the cover up of the Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs - which goes as far back as the 1960s and the supposed halcyon days of policing - was when policing truly failed ordinary people (we just didn’t know it then). Serious reform and a return to Peelian policing is required. At present, however, there just doesn’t appear to be the political will to do what is required.

This sort of situation isn’t new. Indeed, I have seen this exact scene - a white person being assaulted by a group of people (most or all being black and/or ethnic minority) but somehow ending up being the only person to get into trouble - play out previously. It happens to police officers who are assaulted too, btw, not just members of the public. This is why I sometimes find it difficult to criticise policing (or at least, frontline policing and the Federated ranks), because I know how difficult the Job is for frontline officers, and I also know that even when they are assaulted, the Job will throw them under a bus if the circumstances are convenient. But, the repeated examples of this behaviour are inexcusable and clearly policing has reached a point of no return - the murder of Henry Nowak was probably that point. Though, you could argue that the cover up of the Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs - which goes as far back as the 1960s and the supposed halcyon days of policing - was when policing truly failed ordinary people (we just didn’t know it then). Serious reform and a return to Peelian policing is required. At present, however, there just doesn’t appear to be the political will to do what is required.

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This bit is especially jarring. Why do leftist women do this primary-school-teacher-talking-to-a-small-child act when talking to opponents so often - you see many of the current crop of female Labour MPs doing this a lot. The slow nodding, the blinking, the condescending tone of voice saying “I know/I hear that/of course” over and over. These people are incapable of engaging in debate like a normal human being.

This bit is especially jarring. Why do leftist women do this primary-school-teacher-talking-to-a-small-child act when talking to opponents so often - you see many of the current crop of female Labour MPs doing this a lot. The slow nodding, the blinking, the condescending tone of voice saying “I know/I hear that/of course” over and over. These people are incapable of engaging in debate like a normal human being.

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Can’t find anywhere to get a decent hot beverage so I’m forced to try goyslop central aka McDonald’s - look at this awful garish LED signage they have, visible from a good half a mile away. The public realm in Blackpool is offensive to the eyes. Decline, decline, decline.

Can’t find anywhere to get a decent hot beverage so I’m forced to try goyslop central aka McDonald’s - look at this awful garish LED signage they have, visible from a good half a mile away. The public realm in Blackpool is offensive to the eyes. Decline, decline, decline.

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I was at the cinema this evening and during the ads before the film there was a Hallowe’en ad from Fanta. I couldn’t quite believe my eyes, but it was certified AI slop. I couldn’t record, of course, but I’ve found it online. I’m sure the Coca-Cola Company of all companies could afford a real ad. Down with AI slop.

I was at the cinema this evening and during the ads before the film there was a Hallowe’en ad from Fanta. I couldn’t quite believe my eyes, but it was certified AI slop. I couldn’t record, of course, but I’ve found it online. I’m sure the Coca-Cola Company of all companies could afford a real ad. Down with AI slop.

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Tuchel is laying into the VAR officials all being South Americans. 😂 Fucking love him. Calling out ethnic/regional loyalties. Proper. My German England manager. 🫡

Tuchel is laying into the VAR officials all being South Americans. 😂 Fucking love him. Calling out ethnic/regional loyalties. Proper. My German England manager. 🫡

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In the latest episode of ‘Yookay content my Instagram algorithm brings me’ we might actually have an all time top Yookay aesthetics contender. The sirens and bins in the background are a nice touch. It’s truly got it all: >the animal in the shopping trolley >iconic Whitechapel setting >array of phone repair and other foreign-owned small businesses >JD Sports for good measure >myriad ‘Londoners’ in shot >Ukay International in the background >bemused foreign worker(s) And where was this carcass in a filthy trolley headed? Why, to Ukay Meat Bazaar of course!

In the latest episode of ‘Yookay content my Instagram algorithm brings me’ we might actually have an all time top Yookay aesthetics contender. The sirens and bins in the background are a nice touch. It’s truly got it all: >the animal in the shopping trolley >iconic Whitechapel setting >array of phone repair and other foreign-owned small businesses >JD Sports for good measure >myriad ‘Londoners’ in shot >Ukay International in the background >bemused foreign worker(s) And where was this carcass in a filthy trolley headed? Why, to Ukay Meat Bazaar of course!

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More evidence of the “clean up crew” phenomenon plaguing British towns and cities during the night-time economy.

More evidence of the “clean up crew” phenomenon plaguing British towns and cities during the night-time economy.

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The best thing about this BBC campaign is that it encourages you to look back on the original version from which it takes inspiration. The only trouble is, watching the original makes you realise how significant the decline is - not only at the Beeb, but in Britain more broadly.

The best thing about this BBC campaign is that it encourages you to look back on the original version from which it takes inspiration. The only trouble is, watching the original makes you realise how significant the decline is - not only at the Beeb, but in Britain more broadly.

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Clearly a Gypsy horse and cart. I’ve seen them going down the A406 and even on the M25. Imagine that. A horse and cart on the dual carriageway - or motorway. Sky’s recent puff piece neglected to mention this and other gifts from the “Traveller community”.

Clearly a Gypsy horse and cart. I’ve seen them going down the A406 and even on the M25. Imagine that. A horse and cart on the dual carriageway - or motorway. Sky’s recent puff piece neglected to mention this and other gifts from the “Traveller community”.

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Notice how they all speak with British accents (if we can define the MLE accent as a British accent) and were all presumably UK-born, yet not a single one identifies with Britain as “their country”. But, of course, they are “just as British as you and me”.

Notice how they all speak with British accents (if we can define the MLE accent as a British accent) and were all presumably UK-born, yet not a single one identifies with Britain as “their country”. But, of course, they are “just as British as you and me”.

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A Grenfell Tower commemoration (in a fire station adorned with African and Caribbean flags and banners about black male health) interrupted by the Notting Hill Carnival. You could not make it up. All this scene is missing is something about Windrush.

A Grenfell Tower commemoration (in a fire station adorned with African and Caribbean flags and banners about black male health) interrupted by the Notting Hill Carnival. You could not make it up. All this scene is missing is something about Windrush.

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A must watch. This just led the BBC News at Six. It’s got it all - people smuggling, illegal entry, asylum, migrant crime, vape shops/car washes/minimarts, and more. Credit to Sue Mitchell and colleagues for this excellent investigative journalism and public service broadcasting.

A must watch. This just led the BBC News at Six. It’s got it all - people smuggling, illegal entry, asylum, migrant crime, vape shops/car washes/minimarts, and more. Credit to Sue Mitchell and colleagues for this excellent investigative journalism and public service broadcasting.

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I’m assuming this is the same incident as the one in this footage - which my friend *who lives in rural Northumbria* sent me. London’s reputation taking a beating once again - and on the same day Sir Sadiq Khan is [also once again] tweeting out articles denying London’s downfall.

I’m assuming this is the same incident as the one in this footage - which my friend who lives in rural Northumbria sent me. London’s reputation taking a beating once again - and on the same day Sir Sadiq Khan is [also once again] tweeting out articles denying London’s downfall.

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I’ve said previously and I’ll say again, despite all the criticism the BBC gets (most of which is entirely valid), there are still some pockets of high-quality investigative journalism coming out of our national public service broadcaster - and Sue Mitchell is one of the best.

I’ve said previously and I’ll say again, despite all the criticism the BBC gets (most of which is entirely valid), there are still some pockets of high-quality investigative journalism coming out of our national public service broadcaster - and Sue Mitchell is one of the best.

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Why is that the cameraman for these drill music videos *always* a white kid who likely has a trust fund? Sadly, whenever I see such a scene, it makes me think of the tragic case of Finbar Sullivan.

Why is that the cameraman for these drill music videos always a white kid who likely has a trust fund? Sadly, whenever I see such a scene, it makes me think of the tragic case of Finbar Sullivan.

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Absolute treachery. These people have no shame. Indeed, they’re proud - so proud that they’ll do a piece to camera boasting about gifting new homes to Afghans.

Absolute treachery. These people have no shame. Indeed, they’re proud - so proud that they’ll do a piece to camera boasting about gifting new homes to Afghans.

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Black man vs Traveller. Peak Yookay. It’s refreshing to see an MLE-accented young black man with roadman vibes doing pattern recognition. I would call this role reversal, but the white man is a Gypsy... Hope the worker keeps his job - best Sainsbury’s employee I’ve seen in ages.

Black man vs Traveller. Peak Yookay. It’s refreshing to see an MLE-accented young black man with roadman vibes doing pattern recognition. I would call this role reversal, but the white man is a Gypsy... Hope the worker keeps his job - best Sainsbury’s employee I’ve seen in ages.

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A crossover episode of my two long running series ‘Yookay content my IG feed brings me’ + ‘housing is being colonised’ here. It’s got it all: >Somali guy >questionable business >nice Mercedes (maybe Motability) >South Asian woman on the phone >UC claim >wants to live in Alum Rock

A crossover episode of my two long running series ‘Yookay content my IG feed brings me’ + ‘housing is being colonised’ here. It’s got it all: >Somali guy >questionable business >nice Mercedes (maybe Motability) >South Asian woman on the phone >UC claim >wants to live in Alum Rock

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“Gentrified by British people” is a crazy sentence. Moreover, imagine taking issue with the fact that “ten, fifteen years ago, you couldn’t walk through this park” and now you safely (tbh London Fields is still very sketchy so I’m 50/50 on that) can. Low IQ racists.

“Gentrified by British people” is a crazy sentence. Moreover, imagine taking issue with the fact that “ten, fifteen years ago, you couldn’t walk through this park” and now you safely (tbh London Fields is still very sketchy so I’m 50/50 on that) can. Low IQ racists.

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You couldn’t write this lmao >‘the white working-class are under-discussed’ >‘wdym, we discuss it all the time’ >‘ok, well…’ >‘we need to move on’

You couldn’t write this lmao >‘the white working-class are under-discussed’ >‘wdym, we discuss it all the time’ >‘ok, well…’ >‘we need to move on’

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I have no idea what happened before this clip was recorded - and given this has gone viral, it’s worth remembering that none of us do. However, it’s a poignant example of a trend I’ve noticed in recent years - the security industry and similar fields (I’m still not really sure what exactly these two men were/are due to lack of uniform and ID) has been taken over (you could say ‘colonised’) not only by Boriswavers with a poor grasp of English and an ever poorer understanding of the law (usually sub-Saharan Africans or Indian sub-continentals) - but also increasingly by “roadmen” (often UK born but with a mixed foreign-cum-MLE accent) like this. I’d challenge anyone - even the most bleeding heart faux leftist-liberal - to watch this clip and tell me that the behaviour of the two men was in any way acceptable. I also hope TfL are urgently looking into this given it happened on their property.

I have no idea what happened before this clip was recorded - and given this has gone viral, it’s worth remembering that none of us do. However, it’s a poignant example of a trend I’ve noticed in recent years - the security industry and similar fields (I’m still not really sure what exactly these two men were/are due to lack of uniform and ID) has been taken over (you could say ‘colonised’) not only by Boriswavers with a poor grasp of English and an ever poorer understanding of the law (usually sub-Saharan Africans or Indian sub-continentals) - but also increasingly by “roadmen” (often UK born but with a mixed foreign-cum-MLE accent) like this. I’d challenge anyone - even the most bleeding heart faux leftist-liberal - to watch this clip and tell me that the behaviour of the two men was in any way acceptable. I also hope TfL are urgently looking into this given it happened on their property.

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“Like obviously I'm born here innit, I'm British, but really I'm Ghanaian” “Mainoo should have played for Ghana… Look you should have chose Ghana shouldn't have chosen England” Every time a second or third gen migrant speaks, it’s so revealing - and I don’t say this happily.

“Like obviously I'm born here innit, I'm British, but really I'm Ghanaian” “Mainoo should have played for Ghana… Look you should have chose Ghana shouldn't have chosen England” Every time a second or third gen migrant speaks, it’s so revealing - and I don’t say this happily.

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Afghans vs Roadmen. We are living in an advanced stage of the Yookay.

Afghans vs Roadmen. We are living in an advanced stage of the Yookay.

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