Protestia
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Breaking! Andy Stanley announced this morning that he is stepping down as senior pastor of North Point Ministries. Long-time pastor Joel Thomas is being nominated to take over. Stanley insists that while he's retiring from his job, he's not retiring from ministry and will remain on the Board of Elders and will preach as part of the pastoral rotation.
Protestia143,590 views • 1 day ago
"I'm not saying your husband should SLAP YOU DOWN, but if your husband slaps you down and you call the cops, YOU'RE EVIL...What an evil broad. What an evil woman." Pastor Steven Anderson of FWBC, after condemning a wife using a camera or recorder to record instances of marital rape and/ or physical abuse, explains the wickedness of calling the cops on one's spouse, and insists that anyone who disagrees with him can leave.
Protestia3,303,651 views • 1 month ago
Horrific new details emerge: ⤵️🧵 Bestselling Christian author Heather Thompson Day breaks down in tears after learning her charges; 'injury to a child by omission' which has a maximum sentence of a decade in prison. According to arrest affidavits, the investigation began after their teenage daughter told a teacher that she had been physically abused by her father following an altercation. Police met with her and found lacerations to her face and neck, as well as bruising. She told officers that he had hit her in the face and body with her cell phone. According to Child Protective Services, multiple reports were made against the couple over the years, with the last one a month prior. Adventist Today reports: “The affidavits also allege that Heather Day was present and aware of the incident but did not intervene. The victim reportedly told investigators that Heather knew about previous injuries as well, but did not report them. She allegedly attempted to conceal the injuries by having the victim wear a face mask and telling medical professionals that she did not know how they had occurred.”
Protestia480,386 views • 12 days ago
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Things we love 🥰🥰🥰: Christian rapper Hulvey cancels a sold-out show in Amsterdam an hour before he was scheduled to appear, after the venue he was appearing at turned pout to have explicit and pornographic imagery on the wall. "I am not okay with people seeing what were on those walls and the type of things they could be exposed to. I answer to Jesus, I answer to God, and I have to do what he convicts me to do."
Protestia41,488 views • 1 day ago
"I had to look him in the face and tell him 'I don't know.' Episcopal pastrix Ryan explains that when an older congregant who was struggling with his mortality asked her what happens when people die, she refused to speculate or give him certainty, because no one knows.
Protestia745,442 views • 1 month ago
More Charlie Kirk AI in church, putting him along other talking martyrs like Stephen, Peter.
Protestia9,390,777 views • 1 year ago
"Ohhhhhhhh😬😬😬" ROTFL!!! 🤣Pastor Drenda Keesee gets up and gives a word of God for the church by flipping open her bible and sharing, straight from Ezekiel 5, without bothering to read it first or read ahead. "I will abandon you on the land; I will hurl you on the open field. I will put your flesh on the mountains And fill the valleys with your refuse. I will also make the land drink the discharge of your blood And when I extinguish you, I will cover the heavens and darken their stars I will also vex the hearts of many peoples when I bring your destruction among the nations" The verse right after she finally quit reading goes on: "I will make many peoples appalled at you, and their kings will be horribly afraid of you when I brandish My sword before them; and they will tremble every moment, every man for his own life, on the day of your downfall."
Protestia124,375 views • 8 days ago
!["Mary Magdalene would have been an ally, if she was not queer herself...getting cash to give to all the disciples so that they can tip the queens while they're performing [at the drag bar]" Rev. James Admans, preaching in his drag persona, saying whatever the devil whispers in his ear.](https://image.24vids.com/tw-2108893809811587393/amplify_video_thumb/2108882926330916864/img/0jIwSK-7nowF_24M.jpg)
"Mary Magdalene would have been an ally, if she was not queer herself...getting cash to give to all the disciples so that they can tip the queens while they're performing [at the drag bar]" Rev. James Admans, preaching in his drag persona, saying whatever the devil whispers in his ear.
Protestia121,897 views • 9 days ago
