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Pastor Brian Tome pouring hot coffee on the church carpets for a sermon illustration, while the janitorial staff looks on in horror while making these faces 🧐😳🫣😭😭🤬🤬🤬

Pastor Brian Tome pouring hot coffee on the church carpets for a sermon illustration, while the janitorial staff looks on in horror while making these faces 🧐😳🫣😭😭🤬🤬🤬

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Roman Catholic penitents during the Holy Week.

Roman Catholic penitents during the Holy Week.

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Orthodox child flailing his body wildly as he's baptized into the Greek Orthodox church.

Orthodox child flailing his body wildly as he's baptized into the Greek Orthodox church.

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Mormon Missionaries in Guatemala help out some Roman Catholics by carrying the 'Virgin of the Immaculate Conception' on their shoulders.

Mormon Missionaries in Guatemala help out some Roman Catholics by carrying the 'Virgin of the Immaculate Conception' on their shoulders.

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Checking in on Joel Osteen's Church this past Sunday, Sept 6. Still mostly empty, despite seating 16,800

Checking in on Joel Osteen's Church this past Sunday, Sept 6. Still mostly empty, despite seating 16,800

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Jenny McCarthy and husband Donnie Wahlberg singing 'Holy Forever' shortly after getting baptized is the best timeline.

Jenny McCarthy and husband Donnie Wahlberg singing 'Holy Forever' shortly after getting baptized is the best timeline.

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Revd Charlie Skrine of All Souls Church Langham Place flies around as Superman, passing out candy and gifts to congregants during their Christmas service. Notably, this is the same church that John Stott used to lead.

Revd Charlie Skrine of All Souls Church Langham Place flies around as Superman, passing out candy and gifts to congregants during their Christmas service. Notably, this is the same church that John Stott used to lead.

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Checking in on our delulu Pentecostal brethren

Checking in on our delulu Pentecostal brethren

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For today's bingo list, we have Roman Catholics nuns singing a song from Steven Furtick and Elevation Worship.

For today's bingo list, we have Roman Catholics nuns singing a song from Steven Furtick and Elevation Worship.

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If you haven't been to a dance party at SEEK, one of the biggest Roman Catholic conferences of the year, and danced to 'Shakira' while a nun fills the room with bubbles from a bubble gun, can you really call yourself a Catholic?

If you haven't been to a dance party at SEEK, one of the biggest Roman Catholic conferences of the year, and danced to 'Shakira' while a nun fills the room with bubbles from a bubble gun, can you really call yourself a Catholic?

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"Lord, I decree with my prophetic tongue today, that you protect the president of this nation.The enemy will not come near." 'Prophet' David Owuor prays over Prez. Nicolás Maduro and prophesies that nothing would happen to him. Weeks later, Maduro was captured by U.S. forces.

"Lord, I decree with my prophetic tongue today, that you protect the president of this nation.The enemy will not come near." 'Prophet' David Owuor prays over Prez. Nicolás Maduro and prophesies that nothing would happen to him. Weeks later, Maduro was captured by U.S. forces.

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Mormons spent hooooours at BYU waiting in line for a chance to see their "living prophet," 93-year-old Dallin H. Oaks.

Mormons spent hooooours at BYU waiting in line for a chance to see their "living prophet," 93-year-old Dallin H. Oaks.

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This clip of this United Methodist Church (Zao MKE) marching in a Pride parade is only 19 seconds long. But between the "Sex work is work" sign, the Palestinian flag, defending sex changes for children and general LGBTQ grotesquerie, there's a lot happening here.

This clip of this United Methodist Church (Zao MKE) marching in a Pride parade is only 19 seconds long. But between the "Sex work is work" sign, the Palestinian flag, defending sex changes for children and general LGBTQ grotesquerie, there's a lot happening here.

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10 years ago, as the Rev. Libby Lane was being ordained as the first woman bishop in the Church of England, Rev. Paul Williamson was a lone voice who spoke out in protest, calling out "No, not in the Bible" to the gathered throng.

10 years ago, as the Rev. Libby Lane was being ordained as the first woman bishop in the Church of England, Rev. Paul Williamson was a lone voice who spoke out in protest, calling out "No, not in the Bible" to the gathered throng.

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Life Church with that pre-roll to get congregants hyped up for the church service and get them in a state of flow. 🎶Oh, don't you dare look back Just keep your eyes on me I say, "You're holding back" She said, "Shut up and dance with me!"🎶

Life Church with that pre-roll to get congregants hyped up for the church service and get them in a state of flow. 🎶Oh, don't you dare look back Just keep your eyes on me I say, "You're holding back" She said, "Shut up and dance with me!"🎶

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Benny Hinn is still at it, making gullible men and women shriek with a wave of his hand.

Benny Hinn is still at it, making gullible men and women shriek with a wave of his hand.

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Checkmate, Christians. Rev Elizabeth Riley, an Episcopalian priestess, just destroyed your beliefs with this genius logic and reasoning.

Checkmate, Christians. Rev Elizabeth Riley, an Episcopalian priestess, just destroyed your beliefs with this genius logic and reasoning.

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Woman takes 'communion' when "work is getting a little tough" 😬😬😬

Woman takes 'communion' when "work is getting a little tough" 😬😬😬

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"De-baptism" ceremony is a mockery, and is sad.

"De-baptism" ceremony is a mockery, and is sad.

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Breaking! Andy Stanley announced this morning that he is stepping down as senior pastor of North Point Ministries. Long-time pastor Joel Thomas is being nominated to take over. Stanley insists that while he's retiring from his job, he's not retiring from ministry and will remain on the Board of Elders and will preach as part of the pastoral rotation.

Breaking! Andy Stanley announced this morning that he is stepping down as senior pastor of North Point Ministries. Long-time pastor Joel Thomas is being nominated to take over. Stanley insists that while he's retiring from his job, he's not retiring from ministry and will remain on the Board of Elders and will preach as part of the pastoral rotation.

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Kay Podgee, a popular Atheist- turned- 'Christian' content creator with 730k followers on FB, 142k on YT, and 340k on Insta, explains that *Paul is the false apostle that Jesus warned about in the book of Revelation.* The heresy is off the wall with this one.

Kay Podgee, a popular Atheist- turned- 'Christian' content creator with 730k followers on FB, 142k on YT, and 340k on Insta, explains that Paul is the false apostle that Jesus warned about in the book of Revelation. The heresy is off the wall with this one.

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"I'm not saying your husband should SLAP YOU DOWN, but if your husband slaps you down and you call the cops, YOU'RE EVIL...What an evil broad. What an evil woman." Pastor Steven Anderson of FWBC, after condemning a wife using a camera or recorder to record instances of marital rape and/ or physical abuse, explains the wickedness of calling the cops on one's spouse, and insists that anyone who disagrees with him can leave.

"I'm not saying your husband should SLAP YOU DOWN, but if your husband slaps you down and you call the cops, YOU'RE EVIL...What an evil broad. What an evil woman." Pastor Steven Anderson of FWBC, after condemning a wife using a camera or recorder to record instances of marital rape and/ or physical abuse, explains the wickedness of calling the cops on one's spouse, and insists that anyone who disagrees with him can leave.

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"We got a Mary, for all the Catholics." At Steadfast Baptist Church, pastor Jonathan Shelley leads the kids into 'bible drills,' with the winner rewarded with smashing statues of Mary and various angelic figures.

"We got a Mary, for all the Catholics." At Steadfast Baptist Church, pastor Jonathan Shelley leads the kids into 'bible drills,' with the winner rewarded with smashing statues of Mary and various angelic figures.

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Mike Todd of Transformation Church explains he's an Oracle that is speaking revelatory apostolic words directly from God, in order to transform people's entire bloodlines.

Mike Todd of Transformation Church explains he's an Oracle that is speaking revelatory apostolic words directly from God, in order to transform people's entire bloodlines.

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"It's not gimmicky, it's godly. If you ever go to church and find yourself bored, blame the communicator, the pastor, don't blame God." Megachurch pastor responds to folks criticizing him for driving a Rolls Royce on stage for a church sermon illustration.

"It's not gimmicky, it's godly. If you ever go to church and find yourself bored, blame the communicator, the pastor, don't blame God." Megachurch pastor responds to folks criticizing him for driving a Rolls Royce on stage for a church sermon illustration.

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Horrific new details emerge: ⤵️🧵 Bestselling Christian author Heather Thompson Day breaks down in tears after learning her charges; 'injury to a child by omission' which has a maximum sentence of a decade in prison. According to arrest affidavits, the investigation began after their teenage daughter told a teacher that she had been physically abused by her father following an altercation. Police met with her and found lacerations to her face and neck, as well as bruising. She told officers that he had hit her in the face and body with her cell phone. According to Child Protective Services, multiple reports were made against the couple over the years, with the last one a month prior. Adventist Today reports: “The affidavits also allege that Heather Day was present and aware of the incident but did not intervene. The victim reportedly told investigators that Heather knew about previous injuries as well, but did not report them. She allegedly attempted to conceal the injuries by having the victim wear a face mask and telling medical professionals that she did not know how they had occurred.”

Horrific new details emerge: ⤵️🧵 Bestselling Christian author Heather Thompson Day breaks down in tears after learning her charges; 'injury to a child by omission' which has a maximum sentence of a decade in prison. According to arrest affidavits, the investigation began after their teenage daughter told a teacher that she had been physically abused by her father following an altercation. Police met with her and found lacerations to her face and neck, as well as bruising. She told officers that he had hit her in the face and body with her cell phone. According to Child Protective Services, multiple reports were made against the couple over the years, with the last one a month prior. Adventist Today reports: “The affidavits also allege that Heather Day was present and aware of the incident but did not intervene. The victim reportedly told investigators that Heather knew about previous injuries as well, but did not report them. She allegedly attempted to conceal the injuries by having the victim wear a face mask and telling medical professionals that she did not know how they had occurred.”

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Life Church counts down to their Sunday service by playing Aerosmith's 'Dream On' while 'Avengers' plays behind them, because why the heck not?

Life Church counts down to their Sunday service by playing Aerosmith's 'Dream On' while 'Avengers' plays behind them, because why the heck not?

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Rev. Dr. Nicole Martin, President and CEO of 'Christianity Today' and a pastor at Kingdom Fellowship AME Church (which notably had pro-choice, pro-LGBTQ 'pastor' Ralph Warnock as a guest-speaker), preached a sermon this past July using the 'Whooping' technique.

Rev. Dr. Nicole Martin, President and CEO of 'Christianity Today' and a pastor at Kingdom Fellowship AME Church (which notably had pro-choice, pro-LGBTQ 'pastor' Ralph Warnock as a guest-speaker), preached a sermon this past July using the 'Whooping' technique.

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Texas U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico’s pastor (PCUSA) preaches during his Easter sermon that Jesus NEVER rose bodily from the dead and that he does NOT believe in a literal resurrection.

Texas U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico’s pastor (PCUSA) preaches during his Easter sermon that Jesus NEVER rose bodily from the dead and that he does NOT believe in a literal resurrection.

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Things we love 🥰🥰🥰: Christian rapper Hulvey cancels a sold-out show in Amsterdam an hour before he was scheduled to appear, after the venue he was appearing at turned pout to have explicit and pornographic imagery on the wall. "I am not okay with people seeing what were on those walls and the type of things they could be exposed to. I answer to Jesus, I answer to God, and I have to do what he convicts me to do."

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Things we love 🥰🥰🥰: Christian rapper Hulvey cancels a sold-out show in Amsterdam an hour before he was scheduled to appear, after the venue he was appearing at turned pout to have explicit and pornographic imagery on the wall. "I am not okay with people seeing what were on those walls and the type of things they could be exposed to. I answer to Jesus, I answer to God, and I have to do what he convicts me to do."

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Charismatic preacher Shepherd Bushiri demonstrates his gifting and spiritual prowess to his followers (and skeptics) by performing a 'walking on air' miracle.

Charismatic preacher Shepherd Bushiri demonstrates his gifting and spiritual prowess to his followers (and skeptics) by performing a 'walking on air' miracle.

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"I had to look him in the face and tell him 'I don't know.' Episcopal pastrix Ryan explains that when an older congregant who was struggling with his mortality asked her what happens when people die, she refused to speculate or give him certainty, because no one knows.

"I had to look him in the face and tell him 'I don't know.' Episcopal pastrix Ryan explains that when an older congregant who was struggling with his mortality asked her what happens when people die, she refused to speculate or give him certainty, because no one knows.

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William Lane Craig disavows the Nicene Creed: "I do not believe or confess that the Son is eternally begotten from the Father in his divine nature."

William Lane Craig disavows the Nicene Creed: "I do not believe or confess that the Son is eternally begotten from the Father in his divine nature."

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Pastor at Mt Olive Lutheran Church insists that penal substitutionary atonement is not biblical and "doesn't hold up to scripture."

Pastor at Mt Olive Lutheran Church insists that penal substitutionary atonement is not biblical and "doesn't hold up to scripture."

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More Charlie Kirk AI in church, putting him along other talking martyrs like Stephen, Peter.

More Charlie Kirk AI in church, putting him along other talking martyrs like Stephen, Peter.

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This is very sweet. A young woman is writing out the entire bible by hand as a gift for her future husband, including adding in personal prayers and love notes. We include an example of prayer at the end. From ' on TikTok.

This is very sweet. A young woman is writing out the entire bible by hand as a gift for her future husband, including adding in personal prayers and love notes. We include an example of prayer at the end. From ' on TikTok.

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"Ohhhhhhhh😬😬😬" ROTFL!!! 🤣Pastor Drenda Keesee gets up and gives a word of God for the church by flipping open her bible and sharing, straight from Ezekiel 5, without bothering to read it first or read ahead. "I will abandon you on the land; I will hurl you on the open field. I will put your flesh on the mountains And fill the valleys with your refuse. I will also make the land drink the discharge of your blood And when I extinguish you, I will cover the heavens and darken their stars I will also vex the hearts of many peoples when I bring your destruction among the nations" The verse right after she finally quit reading goes on: "I will make many peoples appalled at you, and their kings will be horribly afraid of you when I brandish My sword before them; and they will tremble every moment, every man for his own life, on the day of your downfall."

"Ohhhhhhhh😬😬😬" ROTFL!!! 🤣Pastor Drenda Keesee gets up and gives a word of God for the church by flipping open her bible and sharing, straight from Ezekiel 5, without bothering to read it first or read ahead. "I will abandon you on the land; I will hurl you on the open field. I will put your flesh on the mountains And fill the valleys with your refuse. I will also make the land drink the discharge of your blood And when I extinguish you, I will cover the heavens and darken their stars I will also vex the hearts of many peoples when I bring your destruction among the nations" The verse right after she finally quit reading goes on: "I will make many peoples appalled at you, and their kings will be horribly afraid of you when I brandish My sword before them; and they will tremble every moment, every man for his own life, on the day of your downfall."

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"Mary Magdalene would have been an ally, if she was not queer herself...getting cash to give to all the disciples so that they can tip the queens while they're performing [at the drag bar]" Rev. James Admans, preaching in his drag persona, saying whatever the devil whispers in his ear.

"Mary Magdalene would have been an ally, if she was not queer herself...getting cash to give to all the disciples so that they can tip the queens while they're performing [at the drag bar]" Rev. James Admans, preaching in his drag persona, saying whatever the devil whispers in his ear.

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Final boss energy. Woke pastrixes gotta woke.

Final boss energy. Woke pastrixes gotta woke.

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