Rachel Fink

This is Lizzy Savetsky’s take on Clavicular. TMDL (Too Moronic; Didn’t Listen): “I don’t think bringing him to Israel was a bad idea, but the execution was poor.” Two things: 1.There is officially no such thing as universal outrage over r*pe or being a Nazi anymore. It does not exist. Instead, where you stand on two issues I was taught were pretty bad no matter what now depends entirely on which side you’re on. If you’d like to prove me wrong, please send me the name of someone with a large platform who has criticized the following four men in equal measure: Platner, Clavicular, Trump, and Piker. Go ahead. I’ll wait. 2. I don’t believe in smart people and dumb people. I subscribe to Howard Gardner’s theory of multiple intelligences, which posits that there are eight distinct categories of intelligence, all of which we possess to varying degrees. Having said that, if you’re someone who still believes this woman is good for the Jewish people, you are not a smart person. You are a dumb person.