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Modesty about nothing. Knowledge about a few things. Curiosity about many things. Opinions about everything.

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I was watching a nice song. And then this happened...

I was watching a nice song. And then this happened...

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I'm surprised that there is still water-logging in Gurgaon even after the name was changed to Gurugram.

I'm surprised that there is still water-logging in Gurgaon even after the name was changed to Gurugram.

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I was in IIT Madras in the 80s, and it was very caste-conscious. However, your caste changed every year. From JEE to Branch to GPA to Future. But never about your birth. Watch.
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I was in IIT Madras in the 80s, and it was very caste-conscious. However, your caste changed every year. From JEE to Branch to GPA to Future. But never about your birth. Watch.

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325,082 views • 1 month ago

Bank employees want a 5-day week. Ok, take. I don’t even know which days my bank is open. The role of the bank in our lives has changed: from a place to keep money, to a network for accessing money, to an invisible utility that simply moves money around.
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Bank employees want a 5-day week. Ok, take. I don’t even know which days my bank is open. The role of the bank in our lives has changed: from a place to keep money, to a network for accessing money, to an invisible utility that simply moves money around.

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153,951 views • 1 month ago

Hey Apple, Amazon, Google, or anybody out there, Please make this app for the iPhone Duo, and I'll be your customer for life. Made with Claude Opus 5.5. Piano: Salamander Grand Piano by Alexander Holm · CC-BY 3.0
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Hey Apple, Amazon, Google, or anybody out there, Please make this app for the iPhone Duo, and I'll be your customer for life. Made with Claude Opus 5.5. Piano: Salamander Grand Piano by Alexander Holm · CC-BY 3.0

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130,540 views • 1 month ago

If they continue putting Vaibhav Sooryavanshi on the bench, he's going to need a Plan B. And Plan C, D, E & F.
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If they continue putting Vaibhav Sooryavanshi on the bench, he's going to need a Plan B. And Plan C, D, E & F.

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16,541 views • 6 days ago

Some protests are genuine. Some are tamashas. You can disagree with the cause, and still admire the courage. Because democracy doesn't need young people to always be right. It needs them to not always be obedient. Here... take video.
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Some protests are genuine. Some are tamashas. You can disagree with the cause, and still admire the courage. Because democracy doesn't need young people to always be right. It needs them to not always be obedient. Here... take video.

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26,537 views • 11 days ago

Just heard Nirmala Sitharaman explain one of the benefits of the NEET leak and retest. I would like to apologize for my shallow complaints as I now understand the deep ways in which government makes citizens become better.
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Just heard Nirmala Sitharaman explain one of the benefits of the NEET leak and retest. I would like to apologize for my shallow complaints as I now understand the deep ways in which government makes citizens become better.

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163,180 views • 3 months ago

"India will be ahead of all countries in all sectors," says Amit Shah. And his deadline: August 15, 2047. Dei! I wish I had his life.
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"India will be ahead of all countries in all sectors," says Amit Shah. And his deadline: August 15, 2047. Dei! I wish I had his life.

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78,281 views • 1 month ago

These guys missed a solid opportunity to brand this protest "Mon-key Baat".
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These guys missed a solid opportunity to brand this protest "Mon-key Baat".

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116,626 views • 2 months ago

Genius Solution. Make Nitin Gadkari the education minister. Youth will be happy with ethanol in education. And cars will be happy with purity in petrol. From neat to NEET.
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Genius Solution. Make Nitin Gadkari the education minister. Youth will be happy with ethanol in education. And cars will be happy with purity in petrol. From neat to NEET.

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127,580 views • 3 months ago

The NEET issue is not just about an exam paper leaking. It is a leak of trust, a leak of patience, a leak of restraint, and its way to becoming a leak of faith in the system. My (serious) take.
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The NEET issue is not just about an exam paper leaking. It is a leak of trust, a leak of patience, a leak of restraint, and its way to becoming a leak of faith in the system. My (serious) take.

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100,533 views • 3 months ago

Must have come to sip some ethanol.
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Must have come to sip some ethanol.

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51,088 views • 1 month ago

Tch tch tch tch. 5,000 cops of Delhi Police had to come to work on Sunday. That too when they have so many other things to do. Here's a video on how busy our police are. Watch.
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Tch tch tch tch. 5,000 cops of Delhi Police had to come to work on Sunday. That too when they have so many other things to do. Here's a video on how busy our police are. Watch.

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23,622 views • 24 days ago

It's that time of the year again. When Delhi is a sauna, Chennai, a steam bath, Mumbai, a swimming pool. And Bangalore?
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It's that time of the year again. When Delhi is a sauna, Chennai, a steam bath, Mumbai, a swimming pool. And Bangalore?

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74,329 views • 3 months ago

Dollar is rising. Rupee is falling. Excuses are changing.
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Dollar is rising. Rupee is falling. Excuses are changing.

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93,738 views • 5 months ago

Tukde Tukde Gang, Andolan Jeevi, Urban Naxal, Dimagi Naxal, Naraaz Fufa. Actions, words, thoughts, even feelings. NaMo always has a naam for you.
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Tukde Tukde Gang, Andolan Jeevi, Urban Naxal, Dimagi Naxal, Naraaz Fufa. Actions, words, thoughts, even feelings. NaMo always has a naam for you.

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32,874 views • 1 month ago

I’m a modern man. Leading a hi-tech life. My map tells me where to turn. My calendar tells me when to meet. My car tells me to slow down. My watch tells me to stand up. And my phone tells me to go to sleep. Ratings tell me where to eat, what to watch, what to buy, and who to trust. Algos tell me what to see, what to hear, what to say and what to think. And autocorrect? It tells me what I meant. Yeah, I’m a modern man. Leading a high-tech life. My devices make sure… that I am never left to my own devices.
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I’m a modern man. Leading a hi-tech life. My map tells me where to turn. My calendar tells me when to meet. My car tells me to slow down. My watch tells me to stand up. And my phone tells me to go to sleep. Ratings tell me where to eat, what to watch, what to buy, and who to trust. Algos tell me what to see, what to hear, what to say and what to think. And autocorrect? It tells me what I meant. Yeah, I’m a modern man. Leading a high-tech life. My devices make sure… that I am never left to my own devices.

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49,598 views • 3 months ago

One cockroach is a pest. Three are just guests. A thousand is a protest. Presenting the Cockroach Scale:
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One cockroach is a pest. Three are just guests. A thousand is a protest. Presenting the Cockroach Scale:

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39,941 views • 2 months ago

The IPL is a festival of cricket. And a festival of advertising. Okay, mostly advertising. In a few years, this is what IPL commentary will sound like. Quick Put.
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The IPL is a festival of cricket. And a festival of advertising. Okay, mostly advertising. In a few years, this is what IPL commentary will sound like. Quick Put.

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72,332 views • 5 months ago

GDP growth is like a salary increment. Your boss thinks it’s fantastic. Your colleagues think it's fake. Your neighbours are impressed. Your spouse just wants to know how much cash is coming in. And HR is there to explain it all.
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GDP growth is like a salary increment. Your boss thinks it’s fantastic. Your colleagues think it's fake. Your neighbours are impressed. Your spouse just wants to know how much cash is coming in. And HR is there to explain it all.

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29,466 views • 1 month ago

Ethanol Blending is a masterstroke - We walk more, eat healthy, and drink less. One stone, three mangoes.
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Ethanol Blending is a masterstroke - We walk more, eat healthy, and drink less. One stone, three mangoes.

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30,074 views • 2 months ago