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Modesty about nothing. Knowledge about a few things. Curiosity about many things. Opinions about everything.

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I'm surprised that there is still water-logging in Gurgaon even after the name was changed to Gurugram.

I'm surprised that there is still water-logging in Gurgaon even after the name was changed to Gurugram.

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I was watching a nice song. And then this happened...

I was watching a nice song. And then this happened...

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Tukde Tukde Gang, Andolan Jeevi, Urban Naxal, Dimagi Naxal, Naraaz Fufa. Actions, words, thoughts, even feelings. NaMo always has a naam for you.

Tukde Tukde Gang, Andolan Jeevi, Urban Naxal, Dimagi Naxal, Naraaz Fufa. Actions, words, thoughts, even feelings. NaMo always has a naam for you.

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These guys missed a solid opportunity to brand this protest "Mon-key Baat".

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Just heard Nirmala Sitharaman explain one of the benefits of the NEET leak and retest. I would like to apologize for my shallow complaints as I now understand the deep ways in which government makes citizens become better.

Just heard Nirmala Sitharaman explain one of the benefits of the NEET leak and retest. I would like to apologize for my shallow complaints as I now understand the deep ways in which government makes citizens become better.

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Genius Solution. Make Nitin Gadkari the education minister. Youth will be happy with ethanol in education. And cars will be happy with purity in petrol. From neat to NEET.

Genius Solution. Make Nitin Gadkari the education minister. Youth will be happy with ethanol in education. And cars will be happy with purity in petrol. From neat to NEET.

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GDP growth is like a salary increment. Your boss thinks it’s fantastic. Your colleagues think it's fake. Your neighbours are impressed. Your spouse just wants to know how much cash is coming in. And HR is there to explain it all.

GDP growth is like a salary increment. Your boss thinks it’s fantastic. Your colleagues think it's fake. Your neighbours are impressed. Your spouse just wants to know how much cash is coming in. And HR is there to explain it all.

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The NEET issue is not just about an exam paper leaking. It is a leak of trust, a leak of patience, a leak of restraint, and its way to becoming a leak of faith in the system. My (serious) take.

The NEET issue is not just about an exam paper leaking. It is a leak of trust, a leak of patience, a leak of restraint, and its way to becoming a leak of faith in the system. My (serious) take.

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A fire engine to wash an MLA’s car? Why stop there? How about an ambulance for the dog, police vehicle for the pizza and an army tank for the school run. Any more?

A fire engine to wash an MLA’s car? Why stop there? How about an ambulance for the dog, police vehicle for the pizza and an army tank for the school run. Any more?

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Lifecycle of an infrastructure project: Green Light -> Red Fort -> Red Tape -> Red Ink -> Red Flags -> Red Alert -> Red Eyes -> Red Beacon -> Red Carpet -> Red Ribbon.

Lifecycle of an infrastructure project: Green Light -> Red Fort -> Red Tape -> Red Ink -> Red Flags -> Red Alert -> Red Eyes -> Red Beacon -> Red Carpet -> Red Ribbon.

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One cockroach is a pest. Three are just guests. A thousand is a protest. Presenting the Cockroach Scale:

One cockroach is a pest. Three are just guests. A thousand is a protest. Presenting the Cockroach Scale:

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Ethanol Blending is a masterstroke - We walk more, eat healthy, and drink less. One stone, three mangoes.

Ethanol Blending is a masterstroke - We walk more, eat healthy, and drink less. One stone, three mangoes.

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It's that time of the year again. When Delhi is a sauna, Chennai, a steam bath, Mumbai, a swimming pool. And Bangalore?

It's that time of the year again. When Delhi is a sauna, Chennai, a steam bath, Mumbai, a swimming pool. And Bangalore?

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I’m a modern man. Leading a hi-tech life. My map tells me where to turn. My calendar tells me when to meet. My car tells me to slow down. My watch tells me to stand up. And my phone tells me to go to sleep. Ratings tell me where to eat, what to watch, what to buy, and who to trust. Algos tell me what to see, what to hear, what to say and what to think. And autocorrect? It tells me what I meant. Yeah, I’m a modern man. Leading a high-tech life. My devices make sure… that I am never left to my own devices.

I’m a modern man. Leading a hi-tech life. My map tells me where to turn. My calendar tells me when to meet. My car tells me to slow down. My watch tells me to stand up. And my phone tells me to go to sleep. Ratings tell me where to eat, what to watch, what to buy, and who to trust. Algos tell me what to see, what to hear, what to say and what to think. And autocorrect? It tells me what I meant. Yeah, I’m a modern man. Leading a high-tech life. My devices make sure… that I am never left to my own devices.

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Dollar is rising. Rupee is falling. Excuses are changing.

Dollar is rising. Rupee is falling. Excuses are changing.

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Why should you watch, like and share this video? I don’t know.

Why should you watch, like and share this video? I don’t know.

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The IPL is a festival of cricket. And a festival of advertising. Okay, mostly advertising. In a few years, this is what IPL commentary will sound like. Quick Put.

The IPL is a festival of cricket. And a festival of advertising. Okay, mostly advertising. In a few years, this is what IPL commentary will sound like. Quick Put.

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I do believe that Vande Mataram is awesome. Worthy of being the national song. Personally, I prefer Hemant Kumar's tune & Lata's rendition in Anand Math.

I do believe that Vande Mataram is awesome. Worthy of being the national song. Personally, I prefer Hemant Kumar's tune & Lata's rendition in Anand Math.

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In India, everything is a joke. Except jokes.

In India, everything is a joke. Except jokes.

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Ethanol & E20 have changed my life. Those days I used to drink, and car used to take me home. These days, car drinks, and I take it home.

Ethanol & E20 have changed my life. Those days I used to drink, and car used to take me home. These days, car drinks, and I take it home.

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The CBSE chief being transferred to agriculture is not an isolated case. It’s actually the standard playbook. And I’ve captured all 6 levels of official (in)action for you.

The CBSE chief being transferred to agriculture is not an isolated case. It’s actually the standard playbook. And I’ve captured all 6 levels of official (in)action for you.

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India and the European Union sign historic trade deal. Huge price drops expected in...

India and the European Union sign historic trade deal. Huge price drops expected in...

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