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30, he/him, Brisbane propagandist 🇦🇺, part-time contributor at @JPALTMAG. Minors piss off 🔞 https://t.co/O2khT9ypYP

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I hope Dan Harmon falls asleep at night knowing nothing he's written will ever be as funny as a bunch of Cartoon Network interns dicking around with recycled Hanna-Barbera stock footage and a copy of Adobe After Effects

I hope Dan Harmon falls asleep at night knowing nothing he's written will ever be as funny as a bunch of Cartoon Network interns dicking around with recycled Hanna-Barbera stock footage and a copy of Adobe After Effects

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"REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR!"

"REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR!"

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Chuds and bot farms watching The Odyssey trailer:

Chuds and bot farms watching The Odyssey trailer:

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Usually I find it tiring when western cartoons make extended anime references, but this genuinely caught me off guard.
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Usually I find it tiring when western cartoons make extended anime references, but this genuinely caught me off guard.

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137,308 views • 5 days ago

The Replacements mog the pair of them because they got shitfaced before singing Kiss Me On the Bus and ended up banned for life.
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The Replacements mog the pair of them because they got shitfaced before singing Kiss Me On the Bus and ended up banned for life.

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112,898 views • 10 days ago

@Modemmmmmmmmmmm You'd be surprised at how common that sentiment was a decade ago
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@Modemmmmmmmmmmm You'd be surprised at how common that sentiment was a decade ago

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6,272,635 views • 1 year ago

I miss when Brian was Peter's right-hand man/the voice of reason with a dry sense of humour, before the writers turned him into the show's punching bag.
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I miss when Brian was Peter's right-hand man/the voice of reason with a dry sense of humour, before the writers turned him into the show's punching bag.

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966,441 views • 10 months ago

I've maintained for years that Mike Tyson Mysteries was the most underrated show Adult Swim ever aired, the only time I ever saw anyone talk about it was when Norm died.
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I've maintained for years that Mike Tyson Mysteries was the most underrated show Adult Swim ever aired, the only time I ever saw anyone talk about it was when Norm died.

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550,379 views • 1 year ago

Hot Rod did it better 18 years ago anyway.
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Hot Rod did it better 18 years ago anyway.

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434,964 views • 11 months ago

There's an episode of Spaced making fun of angry fanboys reactions to The Phantom Menace that came out 8 years prior to the Plinkett reviews.
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There's an episode of Spaced making fun of angry fanboys reactions to The Phantom Menace that came out 8 years prior to the Plinkett reviews.

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155,445 views • 5 months ago

There's a Dorkly bit about this.
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There's a Dorkly bit about this.

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128,099 views • 6 months ago

The Simpsons has somehow reached reached the ouroboros stage of its existence where the current crop of writers grew up watching the show itself, so they think referencing shit from 30 years ago is somehow funny in and of itself.
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The Simpsons has somehow reached reached the ouroboros stage of its existence where the current crop of writers grew up watching the show itself, so they think referencing shit from 30 years ago is somehow funny in and of itself.

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172,832 views • 1 year ago

Not one rugby league promo or ad campaign over the following decades has ever topped hers 😤
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Not one rugby league promo or ad campaign over the following decades has ever topped hers 😤

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27,432 views • 8 months ago

🎵Hey Mr Dandy! Hey Mr Joy!🎵 They had flash mobs doing it in Akihabara, these kids won't ever understand.
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🎵Hey Mr Dandy! Hey Mr Joy!🎵 They had flash mobs doing it in Akihabara, these kids won't ever understand.

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15,230 views • 11 months ago

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