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Real life is officially a Dennis Miller bit.

Real life is officially a Dennis Miller bit.

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10/10 Writing. 10000/10 Voice Acting. No Notes.

10/10 Writing. 10000/10 Voice Acting. No Notes.

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My eyes just rolled back, kept going, and burrowed into my brainstem.

My eyes just rolled back, kept going, and burrowed into my brainstem.

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If wrestling is fake, explain this.

If wrestling is fake, explain this.

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Finally. A President with Samurai Cop energy.

Finally. A President with Samurai Cop energy.

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Bernie when a Venezuelan doesn't have to starve

Bernie when a Venezuelan doesn't have to starve

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The 'Nazi' smear doesn't win elections, because it only works on the most fringe partisan pinkos. Never the sane. Because the sane have a sane person's memory. They remember Trump laughing good-naturedly as comedians made fun of his hair and called his wife a slavic slattern.

The 'Nazi' smear doesn't win elections, because it only works on the most fringe partisan pinkos. Never the sane. Because the sane have a sane person's memory. They remember Trump laughing good-naturedly as comedians made fun of his hair and called his wife a slavic slattern.

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Benny Johnson It went a little something like this.

Benny Johnson It went a little something like this.

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Ninja Turtles is Bible-coded.

Ninja Turtles is Bible-coded.

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"Ye adulterers and adultresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? Whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is an enemy of God.” —James 4:4

"Ye adulterers and adultresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? Whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is an enemy of God.” —James 4:4

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Woman moment.

Woman moment.

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Deadwood is one gigantic Civics lesson.

Deadwood is one gigantic Civics lesson.

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What is the sexiest Battlemech cockpit and why is the only correct answer 'The Mauler'? (It has a cupholder!)

What is the sexiest Battlemech cockpit and why is the only correct answer 'The Mauler'? (It has a cupholder!)

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POV: You're in the Firebird. In the Arizona desert. You have just discovered weather.

POV: You're in the Firebird. In the Arizona desert. You have just discovered weather.

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That time @AliceCooper almost ran for governor of Arizona. (Please do, Alice!)

That time @AliceCooper almost ran for governor of Arizona. (Please do, Alice!)

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Hair-having Alex Jones that randomly needle-drops Danzig > Bald Alex Jones that simps for Kanye

Hair-having Alex Jones that randomly needle-drops Danzig > Bald Alex Jones that simps for Kanye

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Happy Birthday, Bronson. #Bronson104

Happy Birthday, Bronson. #Bronson104

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Ripper is every bit the equal of Rob Halford vocally. And he's taken better care of his voice, as well. Here I stand. I can do no other.

Ripper is every bit the equal of Rob Halford vocally. And he's taken better care of his voice, as well. Here I stand. I can do no other.

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We were a civilization once.

We were a civilization once.

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"Hey, why did Colbert get the Late Show if Letterman promised it to Craig Ferguson?" It's, uh... a mystery for the ages.

"Hey, why did Colbert get the Late Show if Letterman promised it to Craig Ferguson?" It's, uh... a mystery for the ages.

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No matter how bad you assume modern Simpsons is. I assure you, it is worse.

No matter how bad you assume modern Simpsons is. I assure you, it is worse.

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"Well, I just filmed the most gorgeous Sci-Fi movie ever made... guess I'll go ahead and make the most stunning-looking Fantasy flick ever filmed." —Ridley Scott, probably

"Well, I just filmed the most gorgeous Sci-Fi movie ever made... guess I'll go ahead and make the most stunning-looking Fantasy flick ever filmed." —Ridley Scott, probably

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Oh, you said the hard R once? How quaint. Here's 30 seconds of a 20-year-old TV show.

Oh, you said the hard R once? How quaint. Here's 30 seconds of a 20-year-old TV show.

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We got Robocop because Paul Verhoeven (a Leftist) can actually bring himself to admit that Fascism is Left-Wing.

We got Robocop because Paul Verhoeven (a Leftist) can actually bring himself to admit that Fascism is Left-Wing.

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The 2004 Punisher film is a bubbling cauldron of ass. But Thomas Jane was born to play Frank Castle. Shame he peaced out before the superior sequel.

The 2004 Punisher film is a bubbling cauldron of ass. But Thomas Jane was born to play Frank Castle. Shame he peaced out before the superior sequel.

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Is Thanksgiving truly a "secular" holiday? I have some (out of character) thoughts.

Is Thanksgiving truly a "secular" holiday? I have some (out of character) thoughts.

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I know we need a new Ambassador to Iran... ...so just hear me out...

I know we need a new Ambassador to Iran... ...so just hear me out...

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Nog was so real for this.

Nog was so real for this.

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"Describe Heavy Metal for me." It's, uh... It's probably easier if I just show you.

"Describe Heavy Metal for me." It's, uh... It's probably easier if I just show you.

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Dennis called it.

Dennis called it.

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It's still hilarious to me that all of Danzig's classic records came in the heart of the Grunge explosion. Amid a sea of flannel, they're just this lone GIGANTIC middle finger—on a major record company—aimed directly at Seattle. No wonder critics hated the guy.

It's still hilarious to me that all of Danzig's classic records came in the heart of the Grunge explosion. Amid a sea of flannel, they're just this lone GIGANTIC middle finger—on a major record company—aimed directly at Seattle. No wonder critics hated the guy.

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Some of the best scenes with Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday are only found in the Director's Cut of Tombstone. Which is somehow still not available on Blu-Ray.

Some of the best scenes with Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday are only found in the Director's Cut of Tombstone. Which is somehow still not available on Blu-Ray.

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We were robbed of a Christian podcast between Norm Macdonald (Protestant) and Dennis Miller (Catholic).

We were robbed of a Christian podcast between Norm Macdonald (Protestant) and Dennis Miller (Catholic).

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You shut your cannoli hole. Death Wish 5 has the best villain in the series. ...the SERIES.

You shut your cannoli hole. Death Wish 5 has the best villain in the series. ...the SERIES.

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Unbeatable.

Unbeatable.

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Okay, game. You won some points with that one.

Okay, game. You won some points with that one.

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Imagine trying to strip the Christian themes out of this Daredevil show.

Imagine trying to strip the Christian themes out of this Daredevil show.

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